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External Link/Members OnlyCost: £120 for 1 hour + £10 for owo, total £130.
Venue: House on residential estate in Lenton, Nottingham
Summary: Fairly vanilla but enjoyable punt with (imo) a stunning Thai lady. Decent VFM. Good phone comms, easy to arrange, no timewasting or bullshit. A positive which could have been borderline neutral had it not been for my own poor performance.
The detail: This was my first punt in well over six years and this is my first review, as serious illness and injury have totally curtailed activity until now. I have frequented UKP vicariously a fair old bit over the intervening years, but thought I would contribute now I have returned to business.
After much deliberation I took the plunge and scrolled through AW to compile a shortlist of SPs in Nottingham the night before. Prices nowadays are really dispiriting, and I have always preferred an hour so as not to be rushed. £200+ for an experience without any level of guarantee whatsoever? No thanks. So, the list was mainly Thai, which is fine by me as I prefer brown pussy over pink and have had some great times in the past with Thai SPs, but it has also had its drawbacks eg. communication problems and so on.
Selected this young lady who calls herself Reya in her brief, uninformative profile, totally based on appearance as I couldn’t find any intel about her anywhere. Other choices had some fairly negative/neutral reviews as well as quite a few offering bareback (wtf?), both of which put me off, so this one was a venture into the unknown in so many ways.
Sent a text enquiring about availability for a few hours time and got an instant reply with a price menu. £120 basic with owo for £10 extra, cim for £20 and so on, no anal. I figured I’d opt for those two so reckoned on £150 all in. A couple of further prompt text exchanges and booking complete. Very straightforward. Street and post code supplied which turned out to be in Lenton, a venue which I think has been mentioned a lot here.
Arrived a few minutes ahead of time, and it felt like a pretty conspicuous place. When I received a text giving me the house number a bunch of lads who looked like Uni students appeared from nowhere and were getting into cars right outside the venue. I wasn’t that fussed tbh, but some might find such visibility a bit of a concern.
Knocked on the door and in what felt like a bit too long it opened, the usual scenario with the SP hiding behind it. My first impression of the lady was very favourable: Very petite (5ft nothing if that), which I like, but incredibly well proportioned, with a very pretty face and lovely smile, nice black bra and matching knickers. I was ushered up the stairs to one of two bedrooms (the other was occupied), which was at the rear of this small house. A small room with a double bed and a mirrored wardrobe at the foot of the bed. All seemed clean and tidy, although it was initially difficult to see as the curtains were closed. Gave her the cash and put £20 on a chair and told her it was for cim if it happened (it didn’t). She was fine with that, went to stash the cash whilst I stripped. On return she took off the bra and knickers and wow, what a cracking body! I’d figured from her pics that her tits were man-made, which I’m not generally keen on, but I was very pleasantly surprised to find that these were as god intended and truly in the realm of perfection. Not a fan of big tits either, and I’d say these were a DD or E cup but, very happily, quantity was more than matched by quality, with really nice nipples too. The whole package was great: petite but shapely and nicely toned, fairly flat stomach (no mum tum that I noticed), great arse, shaved pussy with a bit of fairly soft stubble, lovely golden brown complexion and (as I found in due course) amazingly soft skin. Only one tattoo on her left shoulder, which was fairly faded anyway. Her AW profile stated 28 as her age, but I’d say more like mid 30s at least. Not totally sure if the pics were her tbh, but I thought she was actually better than in the photos, which were airbrushed to the point of erasing her great nipples. Sexy as fuck imo, physically speaking. Easily one for the wank bank.
She signalled that I should get on the bed - at no point was there a hug, cuddle or kissing - and what followed was more down to my lack of performance than hers. I’d taken some Vardenafil which happened to be three years past its use by date. Not a good idea as it turned out! All it did was give me a massive headache with no upside, literally. Big lesson learned.
She cleaned my already clean cock and balls with wet wipes and then set about sucking me off. Throughout it was more suck n’ tug than a full-on no-hands blowjob, nice enough though, with some nice tongue flicking of my cock end with occasional ball fondling. Not enough variation overall however and never very deep. After a while I asked to return the favour and she duly obliged. I went to work on her lovely neat pussy. As I went down she smelled of nicely-fragranced body lotion and her pussy was very fresh. She started to get into it, getting more and more moist and increasingly thrusting and gyrating her hips whilst stroking my face. Being so out of practice I gave up eventually and lay down again. She took this as a cue to get the condom on, then squatted onto my not-completely hard cock. She bounced up and down which did nothing much for me, so I got her onto her knees whilst still on top so I could suck those lovely tits and properly fondle her arse, as well as looking over her shoulder at the great view in the mirror. Then into doggy facing the mirrored wardrobe which was another great sight to behold. Unfortunately I soon lost wood, so lay down again. I’m very, very out of practice and getting on in years too. At this point she said “Are you not going to cum?” I checked my watch and we were only just getting towards half way, so I said there’s no rush and asked her to give me a massage.
The massage was very so so, neither very sensual nor therapeutic, and with no oil, even though this seems to be her major selling point on her AW profile. After a while, I turned over as I just wanted to look at her great body and fondle her boobs some more. She then got back to sucking me off, and once fully hard again I asked for some lube on my cock for her to wank me off til completion, which she dutifully did. She brought me to a great orgasm, at which point we both laughed when both of us said at the same time “hard work!”
She cleaned me up attentively and after a little while I got up to get dressed, but she more or less insisted that I have a shower and gave me a fresh towel. Shower done, there was still ten minutes left on the meter. Once I was dressed she escorted me to the front door wrapped in a towel, bowed with ‘prayer hands’ and gave me a nice hug and peck on the cheek, saying “you have my number”. I left with a smile and a spring in my step.
All in all, if I’d performed better this could have been a neutral as it was fairly vanilla with more than a little hint of going through the ropes at times, with her phone attracting her attention a few times too (just glancing at it whilst on the job, not picking it up tbf). Saying that, if I’d performed better it might have been more of a solid positive? She was kind, respectful, courteous and good humoured, smiling and making eye contact just enough. Her English was passable but not great, a few things getting lost in translation, but not badly enough to be frustrating. What made it a positive was simply her fantastic body and facial attractiveness, and that ultimately I left feeling satisfied and happy. I think if I saw her again, which I would if she was back in town, it would probably be better as familiarity would make me more relaxed and this had been first time back in the mixer. I’d recommend based on her body and looks alone, but with a large nod to the caveats above.
*Apologies for the length!
