So Plan B for yesterday involved this lady
External Link/Members OnlyOne hour incall meet £90.
Phoned to arrange and comms very good. Got a text straight back to confirm location. Brief text exchange and asked her to wear stockings.
Location was Glasshouse Apartments, Morville Street. Close to the convenience store.
Upon arrival Elizabeth opened door. She is very petite with dyed red air. Her profile pics have definitely been worked on because not as pretty in real life.
Taken to bedroom (after being told to remove my shoes!) and sorted paperwork out. She disappears for several minutes. Upon return notice that the stockings I had asked before had been ignored and instead she is wearing knee length socks
Tried to converse with her but her English is poor. The lady on phone spoke pretty well so presume there is a maid working on her behalf.
She gets on the bed and removes her basque. Slim attractive body and shaved pussy. She just then lies there silent and makes no effort to interact with me. I should have walked by now!
I get undressed and join her on the bed. She finally speaks to say no FK because of having a cold (cue a cough and tapping of her chest
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She then starts what I can only say is the worst BJ of my life!! Never had my cock in a woman's mouth before and stayed soft. She literally placed it in her mouth and did nothing. After what seemed like hours she then started moving her tongue in a very odd action. I decided this was just stupid and basically had to explain what she needed to do via the art of mime
Move her into 69 and at least now she is starting to suck cock like 99% of men like. This was probably the best part of the meet. Pretty responsive to oral on her and made the right noises. However I noted that whilst the pussy was shaven she had what can be best described as a hairy arsehole which was a tad off putting in the 69 position
Eventually she got me hard enough to put a mac on and we moved into cowgirl. She showed enough enthusiasm to get me to pop. Also pretended she was Natalie Portman which also assisted the situation.
At this point we were 40 minutes in and she gets off the bed puts her basque, robe and shoes back on then just stands there! I then make the comment 'I guess this is us done then, Natalie'. A blank expression appears on her face.
Realising I am fighting a losing battle I get dressed and fuck off home.
So no FK (cough, cough), awful initial BJ and no GFE what so ever!
Enjoy fellows......
