Emily - House of Divine - Victoria

[spirogreek]

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This was a disaster...
I call for Emily first time to book today for 17:00
7 min before time i ring the bell downstairs in Victoria then behind the door Emily open, she greet me with a kiss and ask me for water, i said no just i wash my hands, she led me to the back room, and stay with me, straight she ask let's short the paperwork....so i had that ready and handed to her. i started undressing, and she had a whole top colourful one piece together, she started kissing me while i tried to remove my trouser... and i stop she drop just the top, and give me her tit to kiss, i did, and i said excuse me, so i manage to undress...when i come closer and i start folding lightly on top of the cloth, she said no fingers, you can touch anywhere else..I was standing and she drop to give me some owo, for 2 min... i was stil flacid, she turn arround to use gel, she remove the baby doll, and she try and apply a condom to me while still we are on the min 4... and climb on the bed for dogy.... i said excuse me can we go slowly, and she turn said yes, so i lie on the bed and she tried oral with the condom on.... after another 4-5 min, she climb on top, but i was still not ready so she realise the condom is coming out, and she remove it... then she reach and open another one, and apply that somehow, starting again with some oral with for another 5 min, saying excited... then sh turn for doggy, but i could not do anything at that pount, and i said leave it we started wrong... I said i will write a review, you try to force me in 2 min, to sex, no 69 no nothing, i will write a review... the time was something like 13 min padt, she said we can do 69 we still have time... (she had the lube already)... i said no thank you, then she started oh you are Spiro they told me who always complain.... I told her that i am a good customer of Apple etc... and i wrote the reviews as the happen, also i have many good ones... and it is the first time i had someone behave like in Soho 10min punt... She started telling me you offending me now...And sex is like that...  I dress by that time and 17:15 i ring the bell upstairs so an African maid come out from the upstairs and i explain.. she oromice me to tell the main maid Tracy.... So i left with 100£ out of my pocket lighter, and a bad mood...

[Gunner98]

So from the way it sounds you arrived 7 minutes early and went straight into the punt. When I arrive a bit early it’s usually to freshen up but whatever. She then goes too quickly from what it sounds but ultimately you’re there for 30 minutes so sure, slow it down but either take the lead or accept it’ll be a quick foreplay for a short punt. Then with the whole condom slipping/flaccid part it just sounds like you couldn’t get hard so you decided the blame is on her? Sounds like a meh punt but you got mad and decided to turn a meh punt into a bad one yourself

[PilotMan]

So from the way it sounds you arrived 7 minutes early and went straight into the punt. When I arrive a bit early it’s usually to freshen up but whatever. She then goes too quickly from what it sounds but ultimately you’re there for 30 minutes so sure, slow it down but either take the lead or accept it’ll be a quick foreplay for a short punt. Then with the whole condom slipping/flaccid part it just sounds like you couldn’t get hard so you decided the blame is on her? Sounds like a meh punt but you got mad and decided to turn a meh punt into a bad one yourself

Sounds like that to me too.

[Fuzzyduck]

People who talk about writing reviews in the middle of punts are dicks IMO.

[Om]

Sounds like a disaster, but why were you in such a hurry to undress? This must have contributed massively to the rushed nature of the punt. You were surely sending mixed messages there.
As for threatening her with a bad review…
I saw Emily recently and will complete a review shortly. She wasn’t quite up to my old favourites from there (Bunny and Ella), but that is a very high bar.IMHO I had a really good time with her and would see her again.

[Magic500]

I think you're to blame mate. You seemed to have an attitude from the start. And how is it Emily's fault if you couldn't get hard.

[patelprat]

I think you're to blame mate. You seemed to have an attitude from the start. And how is it Emily's fault if you couldn't get hard.

Agree. From what's written, it sounds like Emily did try. She took on board that it was moving too fast for you and she tried to make amends and slow down/adjust. Sounds like she was polite and trying to be accommodating throughout all this.

And once you start telling her mid-punt she's going to get a bad review and start comparing her service to a soho walk-up, it's only going to end one way (badly)!

[Stevelondon]

Oh I’ve never thought of that.

Feel like your punt is not going the way you think it should.
Threaten the SP with a bad review.

Bloody hell. If anyone thinks along those lines they fully deserve to be listed on something like SAAFE.

It’s not bad form. It’s a cunts trick.

[PilotMan]

 then she started oh you are Spiro they told me who always complain..


.......I told her that i am a good customer of Apple etc... and i wrote the reviews as the happen, also i have many good ones...

OP must have form and a reputation for the SP to say this, I'm surprised he mentions it, but it would appear that he uses reviews as leverage.

and it is the first time i had someone behave like in Soho 10min punt...

She started telling me you offending me now.

OP, can you see that whatever you're doing is not the way to talk to people and build rapport?

There's a lesson for you to learn here spirogreek

[rebelscum]

Also, bit suspicious that aside from reviewing one Soho walk up-all OP's reviews have been for HoD only-well, one was for their MK branch, but aside from that....

[spirogreek]

People who talk about writing reviews in the middle of punts are dicks IMO.

My punt finished...  i was dressing up...And i am a dick that punts in few countries for 43 Years so far....

[spirogreek]

Also, bit suspicious that aside from reviewing one Soho walk up-all OP's reviews have been for HoD only-well, one was for their MK branch, but aside from that....

This reflects the truth, the last few Years after Soho has nothing anymore, i use to like the one i review there, but i keep going to the same one with the same girl, so i had nothing more to review fir Soho... I took the expensive choice after som bad Aw punts to stick with hod...Also i only post reviews when they are helpfull, and not every time... I only spend money there...

[spirogreek]

OP must have form and a reputation for the SP to say this, I'm surprised he mentions it, but it would appear that he uses reviews as leverage.


OP, can you see that whatever you're doing is not the way to talk to people and build rapport?

There's a lesson for you to learn here spirogreek

So you like me to thank her for the way she treat me ? maybe ??

[spirogreek]

Oh I’ve never thought of that.

Feel like your punt is not going the way you think it should.
Threaten the SP with a bad review.

Bloody hell. If anyone thinks along those lines they fully deserve to be listed on something like SAAFE.

It’s not bad form. It’s a cunts trick.

I did not think nothing... my punts 43 Years are the same, walk in polite, always fresh, with a smile, the lady's are different... I am not sure what you think....

[spirogreek]

Agree. From what's written, it sounds like Emily did try. She took on board that it was moving too fast for you and she tried to make amends and slow down/adjust. Sounds like she was polite and trying to be accommodating throughout all this.

And once you start telling her mid-punt she's going to get a bad review and start comparing her service to a soho walk-up, it's only going to end one way (badly)!

Yes she tried, after she give owo for 3 min and apply condom and lube, she decide to try another 5 min ow... Unforgetable experience... she should put it on her profile....That 30min booking reduced to this...

[spirogreek]

So from the way it sounds you arrived 7 minutes early and went straight into the punt. When I arrive a bit early it’s usually to freshen up but whatever. She then goes too quickly from what it sounds but ultimately you’re there for 30 minutes so sure, slow it down but either take the lead or accept it’ll be a quick foreplay for a short punt. Then with the whole condom slipping/flaccid part it just sounds like you couldn’t get hard so you decided the blame is on her? Sounds like a meh punt but you got mad and decided to turn a meh punt into a bad one yourself

Maybe you need a calculator... arrived 7min early at the door, ring and wait 2 min to open (the maid was not there), 2 min to wash hands... in to the room arround 10min and dressed up and leave, 17:14 talking outside with the maid from upstairs...5 min before i dress up also have Emily to tell me that she is ofended....mpla mpla... 100£ for that...

[spirogreek]

Sounds like that to me too.

The whole interaction if you call that was starting from the min one and before i do anything telling me let's sort the paperwork first....then hung her telling me no fingers inside....!! To be honest i loose money before, but i vote this my worst encounter in 43 Years punting....

[spirogreek]

I think you're to blame mate. You seemed to have an attitude from the start. And how is it Emily's fault if you couldn't get hard.

I had what kind of attitude my friend ? I smile handed the money, and i was just standing there to experience the (woman) first time, letting her shine with her attitude aproach !!

[spirogreek]

And to all of you haters, beleve what you like to believe, the truth is i walk in 16:55 and i walk out 17:13... My rensponsibility to others is to write a review for what happened....The week before i was with Ginerva there for 30 fabulus min... the same person, myself, the same attitude...

[spirogreek]

So from the way it sounds you arrived 7 minutes early and went straight into the punt. When I arrive a bit early it’s usually to freshen up but whatever. She then goes too quickly from what it sounds but ultimately you’re there for 30 minutes so sure, slow it down but either take the lead or accept it’ll be a quick foreplay for a short punt. Then with the whole condom slipping/flaccid part it just sounds like you couldn’t get hard so you decided the blame is on her? Sounds like a meh punt but you got mad and decided to turn a meh punt into a bad one yourself

I forgot to tell you that i agree with your terminology... She should put it on her every profile photo on top...(Emily meah punts) !!

[PilotMan]

@spirogreek

At least you responded, fair enough.

Put it down to a bad one and move on.

[spirogreek]

Sounds like a disaster, but why were you in such a hurry to undress? This must have contributed massively to the rushed nature of the punt. You were surely sending mixed messages there.
As for threatening her with a bad review…
I saw Emily recently and will complete a review shortly. She wasn’t quite up to my old favourites from there (Bunny and Ella), but that is a very high bar.IMHO I had a really good time with her and would see her again.

I always undressed... what you doing in this place ? Put pytzamas and go to sleep ? Are you sugesting i stay clothed doing what ???

[spirogreek]

@spirogreek

At least you responded, fair enough.

Put it down to a bad one and move on.

Yes i am responsive, and to answer your point of view, yes i have a reputation of a good customer, and also bear in mind that i never mention review at the begining of a punt with a new lady, some instances in the past i ask for example Apple on that place if she likes me to write a review... And she had no problem with that, in this case after i got up and started dressing, i mention the review, and idi not say negative or positive....So why she was upset ? Well she was upset with herself... because she knew if i write the steps of this punt the review will be Negative....I suggest that the term (leverage) you use it is not helpfull at all... And please allow me to write a Review for the fellow punters...And sure after that i move on.....

[Heph]

i mention the review, and idi not say negative or positive....So why she was upset ?

The above is disingenuous - and you ought well to know it, and why it is.

I make no call on your review, other than to say that other people aren't mind-readers, and one of the things that it must be really hard to gauge on a short booking, is how slow the right kind of slow should be. 25 minutes would be a super fast quickie for me: I'd need to be straight at it. In that respect, as others have pointed out, it's up to us to help guide with body-language or overt directions. Your starting point, attitudinally, should probably be 'perhaps she honestly misinterpreted my needs', rather than assuming hostility. I mean no disrespect, but your English isn't fluent and your meaning isn't easy to follow, even with the luxury of time to read - it must be more of a challenge in person.

Finally- not every response requires an separate reply. May I suggest that you try grouping a few replies using the quote function. For short replies like yours above, you have ample time for at least 3 in 1 post.

[Stevelondon]

I did not think nothing... my punts 43 Years are the same, walk in polite, always fresh, with a smile, the lady's are different... I am not sure what you think....

I think I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt my friend. Because I also think that English is not your first language and I (speaking only for myself) have probably misconstrued what you wrote.

Hey……… I’m a Geordie. English isn’t my first language either 🤷🏼😂

As PM says. Best forgotten and move on to the next.

[spirogreek]

The above is disingenuous - and you ought well to know it, and why it is.

I make no call on your review, other than to say that other people aren't mind-readers, and one of the things that it must be really hard to gauge on a short booking, is how slow the right kind of slow should be. 25 minutes would be a super fast quickie for me: I'd need to be straight at it. In that respect, as others have pointed out, it's up to us to help guide with body-language or overt directions. Your starting point, attitudinally, should probably be 'perhaps she honestly misinterpreted my needs', rather than assuming hostility. I mean no disrespect, but your English isn't fluent and your meaning isn't easy to follow, even with the luxury of time to read - it must be more of a challenge in person.

Finally- not every response requires an separate reply. May I suggest that you try grouping a few replies using the quote function. For short replies like yours above, you have ample time for at least 3 in 1 post.

Thank you for your comment. I type most of my replies on my mobile while commuting, so my English sometimes reflects those conditions. I can assure you that I communicate just fine even in Morse code, as I've been involved in radio communications for many years.
My body language and communication skills have always been praised. As for the timing, if you actually count 25 minutes, second by second, it's much longer than most people imagine.
In my experience, a typical 30 minute session follows a fairly predictable pattern: it begins with foreplay, then progresses through different stages, with both people discussing preferences along the way before moving on.10min playing  owo-69 for 10min, sex in at least 2 positions for another 10min....aprox...

[spirogreek]

I think I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt my friend. Because I also think that English is not your first language and I (speaking only for myself) have probably misconstrued what you wrote.

Hey……… I’m a Geordie. English isn’t my first language either 🤷🏼😂

As PM says. Best forgotten and move on to the next.

Of cource English is not my first language Geordie.... and to be honest from Yesterday, more than anything i loose my pace in English typing, since i got shocked !! from that punt.... I had some bad punts in hod in the past and consistent good with many of my favourites there....Sometimes even an experience punter can get shocked... !! it is psycological, so you have to excuse me. Thank you for rading anyway..

[Heph]

if you actually count 25 minutes, second by second, it's much longer than most people imagine.

In fact 25 minutes is ...precisely 25 minutes. 

That time may feel different for us all. The other day I had my first 30 minute punt for over 30 years, and possibly only the third of its kind. It was totally insufficient- I'd scarcely begun to settle in, much less anything else... and it was over.

The point isn't to compare between us, rather that 'she' has to configure herself differently for what will likely be very different flows, between 2 customers that may only be an hour apart. My supposition was that (certainly relative to me, but i assume others too), 25 minutes means it has to escalate quickly. We see from reviews that some of us evidently enjoy that, you thought it was too fast and resembled an attempt to hustle you out- but as you walked in, she couldn't have known, unless you'd told her..