Yoo what’s good guys, hope all is well. I know seeing my username might look odd on this section of the forum because I used to give intel about Brazilian bhouse hoes, alas…. that era has ended with the closure of sites and prices rises but I digress. Firstly, I would like to thank everyone who has provided intel about Sharks beforehand in the past, it was helpful to me in my research in knowing what to expect.
Now, this review of Sharks may be a bit comprehensive as I wanted to make it as helpful as possible. Also, I don’t really post like that anymore so would rather put as much as I can remember or what I think will be helpful to save anyone asking questions that I may not see and not respond to. So I hope this overview will be helpful to all and I’ll get started with the Intel I am sure people want to see than me complaining about how there are no cheap hoes no more lol.
Admin and things you need So obviously, the website link first:
External Link/Members OnlyI recommend bringing cream/lotion so your skin does not get dry from the countless showers, toothbrush and stuff for oral hygiene, also antiperspirant/deodorant. When you get in you pay the fee, they ask if first time, if so they give you an explanation of what you get and where to go to change.
Venue and Facilities Alright, so I know there are pictures of the venue on the website so what I will do is describe how I saw the venue during the time I went in terms of cleanliness and my opinion etc of when I went which was within the last 6 months. So firstly I will start with where the place is, its on the outskirts of the town so unless you stay by the hotel a few mins away you will need to uber there. So you walk into the entrance and there’s about 3 or so chairs just before the reception, about 2 ATMs or so to withdraw cash. Straight on from the reception you can see the main club area but just before the main door on the left is the locker room to get changed and shower.
The locker room/showers I would say are fit for purpose, the lockers can fit a small to medium bag and your clothes having two compartments with one large and a smaller plus some coat/clothes pegs to hang stuff. The showers all have these black soap bottles next to them, be careful of the floor as its wet all the time to not slip and fall into a concussion, I remember almost slipping and sliding to my demise a few times. There are not many cleaners that patrol the toilets so I did not dare to use a toilet cubicle, this also led me to not eat their food as the last thing I wanted was to take a dump in the toilets not manned by cleaners. Other than that the urinals, showers and provision of soap is fine. You get 2 towels, a robe and slippers from the reception that you have to manage.
For the wellness, I completely missed out on the massages as to be quite honest I point blank did not find the location until when I was about to leave so was unable to use it. However, its deffo worth to use the Jacuzzis on the second floor during a quiet time. Also the Sauna is good to use during a quiet time as I remember I saw about 10 men once so did not go and waited for a much quieter period before using it. Now as for the benefits of using a Sauna I do not know because when I did use it I felt like I was being cooked alive then after I left I felt like I was about to keel over and faint so was trying to get some water after I showered but was still messed up, then 2 Romanian women tried to approach me to proposition a threesome and I was looking at them like can’t you see I look like I am about to die here?!!
The pool area, is very nice. Its near to the main entrance before the lobby that you walk through where they have TVs and a seating area, a small food area where there is fruit, yoghurt, cakes etc and there are plenty of places to lie down and rest etc. Towards the end past the pool there was a grilling area to get hot food, They also made pancakes and waffles at some point but as I said I restricted my self from eating the food as I did not want to be in the situation of needing to take a dump in the toilets so I cannot comment on the food. However, it is clear to see they do make an effort on the food preparation and supply. The drinking water dispenser is near the Sauna, they do have a Bar but I did not use it as only wanted to stick to water.
Now as for the rooms there are a variety, you can see the ones on the website that have pics where there are premium rooms that have doors, aircon, a nice design the full works...then there are other rooms that are fit for purpose with curtains, still has mirrors and all. The women always clean with sanitisers so there is a strong smell of sanitiser and sanitiser drying on the bedding material or whatever it is because its not a normal mattress. The rooms are good as you can get a full view of the action from multiple angles so no qualms there really.
Overall I would say as a venue the facilities are well worth the entry price so no complaints from me on that.
SPsAs others report, the main population does look to be mainly Romanian, however… I did come across women that were from Russia and Moldova, I did also see a mixed/lightskinned chick with braids walk into the club when I was leaving. There were about 4 or 5 black women but they showed up late at night. I think I saw 2 or 3 that looked like they could have been turkish or had some sort of arab in them not too sure to be honest, I do remember hearing a woman saying thank you in what sounded like arabic. In terms of the body types I saw, there were all types, there were women that were natural and slender, some who were so skinny I questioned their eating habits, girl next door looks, fake and enhanced, chubby, young, middle aged and there was one Ancient one that could have been in her 50s that I remember tried to approach me that I politely said no but in my mind I was scared for my life. There were also some women that were gym fit, a few that had cheeks so if you go at the time of after 4pm and stay until early mid evening you deffo will be spoilt for choice as that is when they all seem to come in. The predominant age range of the women I saw I would say is 20s to 30s, looks wise there was a lot of variety with some tanned, some pale, different hair colours, eye colours etc anyone who loves Eastern European women would really have a whale of a time.
Days where you will see the highest number I reckon is Thrusday through until Saturday. Do not bother going on Sunday unless you are more interested in the wellness facilities, lack of people and having a full breakfast because there was more men than women and the quality was bad from what I saw and I left not sampling anyone in the short time I had that day.
PricesEntry Fee is on the website so no need for me to discuss that.
Standard service for 30mins is 100 Euros and 200 Euros for an hour. However I noticed the prettier women charged OWO as 50 extra. Now I am aware that 100 is meant to include OWO aswell but trying to haggle that from the start sets a wrong tone so I personally judged how the convo was going on what to pay. From my understanding any extras are 50 on top but this can vary on your negotiating skills and if the woman is ok with you or not depending how you communicate with them.
Personal insights/experience So this section is just more how I found my time when I was at Sharks really. To be honest, my expectations were not really to have an amazing time and I was really going there for the experience overall just to see how the place is since I have heard so much about it. It just felt like a punting bucket list experience to check off and I had the money for it so thought why not. The thought that I would not have the best time is mainly as in the UK with Roms and Russians along with women of that region there is nothing but NBAs predominantly. Saying this however I can say from what I experienced it was the complete opposite of what its like in the UK.
My speculation on the difference as to why the attitudes were polar opposites with Roms in the UK saying NBAs and other ethnic bans due to bad experiences and Roms in Sharks being way more friendly and open with other races is because to even get to Sharks you need to have the time and the money so the type of guys that would normally go to cause problems to cheaper Roms in the UK cannot even afford to get to Sharks from the logistics alone never mind then even paying the women on top of it; so it acts as a big filter, hence the Roms I saw there were much more open to seeing anyone as long as they had the funds. So to conclude on this point, in my opinion race does not really matter much in Sharks in terms of general access to the women, what counts is that the women need to see you doing rooms, when they realise you will give them work they will start to approach you. Also, to not be a dodgy guy/prick because they do talk to each other. Now as for the level/quality of service, as always YMMV.
Anyway, when I first I arrived, I’m not gonna lie I felt so out of place because I was the only young black guy there in a place full of middle aged and elderly White, Asian, European, Turkish men. Now although this was the case other punters are friendly and will be more than happy to give you advice or help, one guy did give me recommendations relating to the Sauna infusion sessions. Another guy from Sweden also told me to go to Artemis in Berlin as he said its much better than Sharks, the women there are much friendly apparently and its cheaper, he was not very happy with Sharks.
Going back to my internal thoughts on the day eventually, much later on a few more black customers and also young people of other races turned up which did not make me feel so solitary any more but it was abit rough for me at the start when I was not seeing anyone because I was like...great so I am young and an ethinic minority these women are going to think I have no money to do rooms and to be honest that’s how it was for like the first 30 mins, I was not getting any positive signals and I was thinking fuck what am I going to do, in hindsight now I realise its because they thought I was young and broke and just came to see the bodies and not do any rooms. So when I went to the pool area almost feeling sorry for myself, I convinced myself to keep an open mind and just be patient. I then went back in and a chubby Moldovan SP with a very pretty face approached me. I was thinking hmmm she’s not normally my type but shit I need to get the ball rolling so let me just get this started lol. She was a decent session to be honest but tried to rip me off at the start thinking I was a noob until I told her she was not giving me a good price then she put it down to a price I was ok with. Now what was really important here is from after this point, this where my experience picked up, because the other women saw me do a room its like a lightbulb in their head started flashing like ok this guy is actually here to pay to clap cheeks. From that point on I started getting more looks, signals of women who wanted my business/£££££ and women who approached me in the club.
The women who I spoke with were friendly but I got to the point that I would politely tell them straight away I am not available to do a room than to go through the pointless intros and rapport building only to let them down and make them feel like they wasted time. It sure was strange seeing attractive women doing the rounds like men do in clubs and have no success. It really was like things were reversed in how men approach women, I do see why they call the place sharks to be fair. I got fetishised a few too many times with some of the women going chocolate chocolate sexy man they want black but they can’t find where they live and how they wanted mixed kids, was just looking at them in my head thinking FFS. There was also a Russian woman I sessioned with that really caught me off guard, she was so focused on me having a good time and checking I was ok and this woman was a stunner, I was thinking hmmmm in the UK on Diva she would be at least 500 with normal pics and with pro pics 600 up and I would not even be able to get a booking because of the chick having an NBA or costing an arm and a leg…. and I know because I used to use Diva at one point many years ago lol but this one looked better than all the hoes on the Diva Roster, was in her early to mid 20s all natural quality body and looks and is putting this much effort to make sure I got a good service? I was thinking core blimey shiver me timbers I was not expecting this at all.
Well, in me thinking that it turned out that she charges 1000 euro an hour in Monaco and was very angry about going to Sharks to find out the prices was 100 standard service for 30 mins so I got one hell of a bargain, especially when she mentioned she used to get 10K Euro for some super rich guy to douse her in champagne in Monaco. I remember her words being “I’m a Russian Luxury Escort you see how I look” Lord knows how she blew the Money to end up working in Sharks for 2 weeks before going back to Monaco. Anyway, long story short I had no issues with the sessions I had and was quite happy to be fair, I was never rushed either. Not really much point describing all the women I saw as there are no pictures to cross reference or anything.
Closing thoughtsYeah so I would definitely say it is worth going to Sharks at least once just for the experience, just make sure you have money/a good budget or it will not really be that good seeing dozens of naked women walking around but you can only sample 2, even worse if the two sessions were not even that great so you now do not have the budget to make up for it and have to leave. Obviously if the guy was local that is not really a problem as they can go next week but to travel countries for that is a waste of time.
I do not know how people go there on a regular basis though, at a service level it all seems fun and all but when you look past oh there’s like 60 plus hot naked women walking around and you observe the interactions there is an strange sort of emptiness about it all. I can understand why some people end up going just for the facilities, free food and to just relax in general. It’s all a bit mentally draining the environment after awhile of the loud music, cigarette smoke and approaches once the novelty of seeing tons of naked women walking around wears off and I was just a customer, I have no idea how the women go there everyday 10 plus hours a day, like I really could not get my head around it.
I do also remember seeing the frustration of an SP approaching several guys, getting nowhere then going back to her spot frustrated with an expression like shit she needs to get work. I did also notice that there were some guys just chilling and enjoying the environment and not taking any Sps to the rooms. Now knowing hoe logic I can already sense the women thinking “I have to go around naked for men that I would rather not fuck to approach them to get paid and then get ignored like I don’t exist or men are seeing me naked and not paying me!” the anger that must be in their hearts must be insane. I saw Sps trying to talk to guys and being ignored like they were the local beggar, but I do understand why the men end up doing that, some of the approaches I got I was just thinking can you please just leave me alone for godsake, so I guess at some point the guy gets fed up especially if they go there regularly and just thinks fuck it she will approach someone else anyway who cares how I speak with them. Cold world man.
Now although I say this the women did also make the decision to do that job, so I am not pulling out the violin for them... I also did see one pull up to the venue in what looked like an Audi Q7 or Q6, so not sure what to make of that how she made the money because a lot of women I saw were just sitting around and not having much work. I guess they wait for the one big whale that they sink there claws into, after all there was a guy that told me he does not go to Sharks for the women but to try and make business contacts with the men that have money.
Long story short though as I have been rambling on for too long, once again I would recommend to go Sharks at least once, not just for the women though, but for the whole experience to use the facilities and all, it feels more complete then just going to sample the women there and you can actually relax using the facilities instead of just going with a number of women you want to sample because really and truly, if its really purely for numbers you can put money aside, go through some planning and run through hoes in the UK, sex is kind of the same wherever you go. For me personally. it’s more about the whole experience to truly get the most value of your time and money.
Hope this was helpful to all and that’s me done. Peace.
