External Link/Members OnlyWell where do i start.
Happened about week to two ago
Location:
Old restaurant converted in Oswestry about 5 minutes walk from parking on the bailey head. I walked in with no booking. Not a professional looking outfit, quite a rough looking place cluttered and looked like the family lived at the back of the shop.
Price: £30 30 mins £50 hour
Event:
Walked into the shop off the main street and was welcomed by an elderly lady maybe in her mid 60's and thought oh god turn around. Anyway pleasant enough talking to me and I saw in the background another girl looked like she was doing washing as I think the family live at the back of the roughly converted shop. Dingy looking place but was walked around the back to a room. Real untidy room not big enough to swing a cat in and was roughly painted décor. The massage bed was hard and looked like a make shift bed as it didn't not have a hole for your face just solid and a U shaped pillow.
Anyway was left to get undressed as nan walked out. So I got undressed and jumped on the table. There was a rolled up towel which i half soaked threw over my arse with all on show. To me half of the game in somewhere new is the tease and will they wont they ask me for extras. Girl who was doing the massage came in, in her late 30s maybe 40 odd not sure as hard to tell, not the prettiest but was on the table so was there lol. Absolutely no talking all the way through the massage. In all fairness the massage was not too bad certainly not the best I have ever had but okish. No CC swipes or anywhere near the crown jewels. Areas not being massaged where covered in the towel. Half an hour passed roughly and she asked me to flip over and started inner legs and started oiling up my belly. This is where I was getting slight rubs and catches of the old man. After a bit she asked me in a pointing none verbal way did I want HE. I asked how much which she said £40 to which I must have looked gobsmacked as she dropped to £30 straight away. I then asked for topless which she pulled a face at me as if it was too much trouble and said £50 but agreed on £40. Bodywise id say she was a size 16 smallish boobs when out which was reluctantly done and was just poking out of her bra. She oiled me up and rubbed me for a bit. Now I take a bit to finish unless I have been teased for a while so she earned her £40. She kept looking up at the clock as I did take quite a bit of time, I was giving inbetween her legs a rub but she seemed to have about 20 layers on to stop this happening. Anyway time was going on so she was pulling some faces pretending to be turned on which I knew she wasnt as I wasnt either. Anyway the inevitable happened and I finished. Barely a clean up roughly wiped the old helmet which when sensitive isnt the best feeling. She then walked out the door as I got dressed. Not a word said. Then nan came in to check on me as she went straight to the next punter in the other room. Got dressed and walked out. Nan said see you again, dont think so.
Overall:
Massage: 7/10
Masseuse: 6/10
Location: 4/10
Sorry its a neutral border negative, the massage saved it from a negative, wont go again buit while i was in there I heard nan turn away 3 others so it must get busy.
