Author Topic: Oasis - Anerley (SE20, near to Crystal Palace)  (Read 1200 times)

Offline Silosquare

Punt happened a couple of weekends ago in June ‘26. The place is nice enough, it’s a normal massage shop front on a small high street about 1 min walk from Anerley station. It is right by a bus stop, which was well attended when I visited Oasis, but oh well. Fairly pretty Chinese lady at reception, late 30s or early 40s, turned out to be the masseuse. £30 for 30 mins, which is not so bad.

The masseuse (didn’t get her name) showed me through to a large and very pleasant room down the back of the shop, decent size massage bed. When she asked me to undress, I asked her if I should remove my underwear (just to set the tone) to which she said yes. All looking good so far.

She came back in a few minutes later, and the massage was fairly sub-par. Very rigorous and quickly running her hands from my shoulders to my arse or from my arse to my feet in a flash with no sensuality or real thought. She had pretty rough hands too. She complemented my body after a few minutes, so things were looking good, and in return I said she had nice legs to which she laughed. A very small amount of ball touching whilst face down, but no CC swipes, and tbh it wasn’t doing much to get me in the mood.

On the flip, she turned the lights down, cuddled into me and asked if I wanted to partake in extras. I only wanted a handjob, which she said was £20 (not bad). Topless would be £30 and naked would be £40. I didn’t haggle (probably should have) and opted for naked HE. She undressed in front of me, quite nice tits (b cup maybe) but a very round pot belly which her clothes were previously doing a good job at hiding. Bit of a flabby arse, trimmed bush.

I was nursing a semi by this point, and she hopped on the bed next to me, started kissing my chest (wasn’t expecting that) and applying baby oil to my dick. This was where the positivity ended though, and she was tossing me off so quickly and vigorously it was like she was shaking a cocktail shaker. I asked her to slow down, she didn’t and carried on at world record pace. Within about a minute I came on my stomach and she appeared shocked. Offered to finish the rest of the 30 minutes, but tbh once I’ve jizzed I want out, so I declined. We both got changed and left the room, she gave me a bottle of water (appreciated) and I was on my way.

I wouldn’t return. That area is hardly awash with options, but I’d rather travel further afield than go there again. Difficult to say, but I imagine there’s more than just HE on offer. I’ve seen other punters on here say they’ve been offered FS in this establishment, which doesn’t surprise me.

Offline pumps

Thanks for the review.

The looks of the receptionist is misleading, false sense you'll get an attractive woman, if the woman available is decent she'll often be at the front desk area with the receptionist if not she'll just be waiting in the room lol. The women rotate weekly.

I've been here multiple times and never been offered FS, only ever a covered BJ with some sort of food storage plastic bag lol so possibly bring your own Johnny's.

All the girls here are just hookers who have become too ugly to ply that trade, they can't massage and always always ask if you want extras on the flip..sometimes earlier and I had one get visibly distressed when I didn't remove my underwear from the get go and lay down on the table...because i wasnt feeling her tbh lol

Thanks for reviewing its always good to hear others experiences