Author Topic: Oriental Health, Thatcham  (Read 671 times)

Offline mwhi

Found myself near to Thatcham so decided to visit the  much reviewed Oriental Health parlour. I was greeted by Helen, not the most attractive of women but not unatractive either.  I asked for 45 mins, plus body to body and that came to £90.  So the massage started and I lay there hoping for some Cc swipes, but the massage seemed to go on and on with repetitive rubbing of my back and legs.  After what seemed like an eternity she finally reached under and after a few minutes asked me to turn over.  I tried to touch her pussy but she pulled away and took her clothes off and jumped on me into 69. So pussy straight onto my face and I started slurping at it, but there was an odd taste, slightly sharp and bitter.  Anyway I was feeling tired and couldn't cum, so we gave up and she started massaging my head.  After a few minutes I asked if I could suck her tit's, but the reply was another £50, that response was a bit irritating when I had already paid her £90.  So it ended not long after, and that evening I started to get a sore throat, which I recognised to be a thrush infection from previous experience with my wife some years back.  I guess it happens, its not serious and a few spoonfuls of live natural yogurt killed the infection and by the morning it was completely gone.  This is almost a negative, but I will give it a neutral because despite my being unable to cum, she did put a lot of effort into tugging rapidly along with dirty talk, and seemed disappointed when I couldn't deliver.

There doesn't seem to be a website for this establishment any more, or the link is broken.

Contact no: 07442702221

Online mikey_mike

was the massage by Helen or another provider?

Offline mwhi

Yes, apologies for being vague, Helen did the massage.

Offline nobbycars

That doesn't sound like Helen on several counts, but you were there and not me. just surprised that's all.

Offline mwhi

Just reporting what happened.  I was on my way back from a private hospital appointment where I had been told my hip needs replacing.  So the massage was more about trying to have something nice and relaxing rather than a hand job, and I have to admit I wasn't really in the mood for anything erotic.  On reflection, perhaps that probably wasn't the best time to go for a massage.


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