fongfarthaispa.co.uk
Happened in the last couple of weeks.
Comms
None, walked in on the day.
The Venue
A discreet-ish standalone building close to Wadcroft car park and the broader pedestrianised high street. I saw a female client leaving from a different treatment room as I entered so I gather they also offer legit services.
The Lady
Didn't clearly catch her name. Tiny (5'0") Thai lady, somewhere in her 30s or 40s.
The Action
Walked in and requested an hour massage from the receptionist/owner on the front desk and paid £60 up front for deep tissue massage. After about a 5 minute wait I was escorted back out of the front door and to the treatment rooms directly adjacent. Greeted by my masseuse and ushered into the room, she gestured to the bed and chair and shut the door behind her as she left, plunging the room into almost total darkness. I disrobed and laid down. She re-entered after a while and we made some stilted smalltalk. The massage itself was certainly deep and firm, to the point of being painful at times, and she used her whole body and bodyweight to knead me through a towel. I was asked to flip, the towel replaced over my front, and the massage continued in the same vein, which is to say firmly and with minimal sensuality besides some near-misses to the inner thighs.
Close to the end the masseuse asked if I would like a happy ending and quoted £30 off the bat. I was happy to take this and didn't haggle or ask about extra services. Despite the preceding massage not being particularly sexy, and the lady didn't remove any clothes, she still got me off in about two minutes flat. Easy money for her. To her credit she didn't interrupt the massage to ask for money up front, and after the pop she left me relax, and finished with head, face and back massage. I dressed, left the £30 tip on the bed, and was on my way.
Damage
£90 total for 1 hour strong Thai massage and HE.
Verdict
Neutral. Not bad by any means but I prefer more teasing and mutual touch in the build up to being offered extras. A decent massage and a functional HJ. I would return for a massage, for sensual services it wouldn't be my first pick.
