External Link/Members OnlyI couldn't believe my luck when I saw this pop up. For context, this is the pornstar Isabella Bangs. I've knocked out countless wanks to her gangbangs. One of my favourite uk pornstars. She is usually based in the midlands, but was touring.
LocationHotel in Ancoats. Pretty high end tbh
Price£200 for 60 mins
The GirlPornstar, as mentioned. Or perhaps ex-pornstar now, as most of her work was 10+ years ago. She's changed a lot in those years and has put on a tonne of weight. I could see in her pics that she wasn't the same Isabella as all those years ago, however, she was even bigger than her AW pics in person. Friendly enough, but a bit scatty.
The ActionI rang when I was at the hotel, but got no answer. I went and sat in the lobby, which was pretty busy. Rang again and she answered, told me she was in the lobby. I could hear her voice on the phone and also nearby. Turns out she's sat behind me at the bar. I was akwardly like "oh, there you are", trying to act normal as though I know her (as I said, lots of people around). She had two cocktails in her hand, and passed me one to hold for her, then said goodbye to the barmaid (apparently she was giving her tips on how to start an Onlyfans lol). It was all a bit much tbh, especially when you already have those nerves that come with being in the lobby of an unknown hotel.
We got up to the room and, though I was slightly disappointed with the size of her, I was still pretty stoked that it was a pornstar I'd always dreamed about fucking. She made is clear straight away that there was no DFK, but she didn't mind a few pecks.
Onto OWO and this was the second point where fantasy and reality started to diverge. It was not good at all. Zero suction and just lacklustre. No excuse really, as I know she can suck dick. She also only did it for about 2 minutes before saying "come on, I need that dick".
Onto missionary and she seemed to be into it (although it could have been fake tbh, who fucking knows). Couple of things that were off putting here:
1. She would not shut the fuck up about the fact that she's not had dick for at least 2 weeks. I actually laughed a few times
2. There was a bit of a whiff coming from her downstairs
Onto doggy, and my fantasy had been completely smashed at this point. I just wanted to get it over with. I dug deep and ended up filling the bag with maybe 40 mins to go and got the fuck out of there.
SummaryThey say you should never meet your heroes because you'll always be disappointed. This was certainly the case here. What was supposed to be a life long fantasy ticked turned into a P&D punt. Oh well, I can still say I've shagged Isabella Bangs, or some washed up form of what she once was.
