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Offline Sonofstimpy

I'm getting bored of a standard oil massage, I'm thinking of looking for a nuru massage around the midlands (east or west), Ideally looking for an Asian girl who has nuru gel available, otherwise i will listen to alternative and suitable options, and someone who has a good selection of lingerie to start the session would be an absolute bonus. suggestions please.

Offline Mkhelen

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Make sure they use proper real quality branded nuru massage gel

It's not oil it's a thick gel
On a inflatable mattress or pvc sheet on the bed

If it's a massage table or warmed oil it's fake

Alot of Asians and Chinese brothels think nuru means body slides in oil not the gel substance and the mat and slides

XChardonnayX is west midlands and definitely offers real nuru she's not Asian

My customers visit her also me so says same nuru experience

Offline bonham

Make sure they use proper real quality branded nuru massage gel

It's not oil it's a thick gel
On a inflatable mattress or pvc sheet on the bed

If it's a massage table or warmed oil it's fake

Alot of Asians and Chinese brothels think nuru means body slides in oil not the gel substance and the mat and slides

XChardonnayX is west midlands and definitely offers real nuru she's not Asian

My customers visit her also me so says same nuru experience
Thanks for the advice Mkhelen  :hi:
« Last Edit: June 30, 2026, 08:53:20 pm by bonham »

Offline Sasha

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Not in midlands at the moment but you can keep an eye on Ivy however she performs it on a regular bed.

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Should look like this

exceptionally slippery, smooth, and elastic, yet dense enough to hold a thick, gooey texture.

.Key Consistency Characteristics Slippery and Elastic slick texture designed to minimize friction for continuous skin-to-skin gliding.Thick but Flowing: Unlike standard water-based lubricants that run off immediately, authentic Nuru is viscous and dense, often described as a thick gel that transforms into a silky liquid when rubbed.
it is non-greasy, completely odorless, and washes off cleanly with warm water without leaving a sticky or tacky residue.
 

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Offline Sonofstimpy

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Not in midlands at the moment but you can keep an eye on Ivy however she performs it on a regular bed.

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Thanks Sasha, Ivy looks fun, added to my Hot list, I’ll wait till she’s local again thanks.

Offline Sonofstimpy


Should look like this

exceptionally slippery, smooth, and elastic, yet dense enough to hold a thick, gooey texture.

.Key Consistency Characteristics Slippery and Elastic slick texture designed to minimize friction for continuous skin-to-skin gliding.Thick but Flowing: Unlike standard water-based lubricants that run off immediately, authentic Nuru is viscous and dense, often described as a thick gel that transforms into a silky liquid when rubbed.
it is non-greasy, completely odorless, and washes off cleanly with warm water without leaving a sticky or tacky residue.
 

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Helen, thanks for the advice, I was supposed to have had Nuru from a Thai last week which was nothing more than a run down with baby oil, ill make sure I see the nuru gel next time before paying for it !!

Offline runner in the woods

I have had a proper nuru several times in the past, it's usually done on a double sized inflatable mattress, the girls who are really good at it are usually Thai, and are incredibly fit and lithe. There is different qualities of the gels, so it will take a few times to find out the best for you. It washes off well after and leaves no residue or smells. In reality you really need to book a bare minimum of 1.5 hours as you want a shower before the fun and one at the end. The girl usually showers with you. A Nuru massage takes a massage to a new level . It ain't a cheap experience, but definitely a treat.

Offline Sonofstimpy

I have had a proper nuru several times in the past, it's usually done on a double sized inflatable mattress, the girls who are really good at it are usually Thai, and are incredibly fit and lithe. There is different qualities of the gels, so it will take a few times to find out the best for you. It washes off well after and leaves no residue or smells. In reality you really need to book a bare minimum of 1.5 hours as you want a shower before the fun and one at the end. The girl usually showers with you. A Nuru massage takes a massage to a new level . It ain't a cheap experience, but definitely a treat.

thanks,  I don't mind the extra time and expense to get the right experience.

Offline mr.bluesky

I have had a proper nuru several times in the past, it's usually done on a double sized inflatable mattress, the girls who are really good at it are usually Thai, and are incredibly fit and lithe. There is different qualities of the gels, so it will take a few times to find out the best for you. It washes off well after and leaves no residue or smells. In reality you really need to book a bare minimum of 1.5 hours as you want a shower before the fun and one at the end. The girl usually showers with you. A Nuru massage takes a massage to a new level . It ain't a cheap experience, but definitely a treat.

There used to be some Thai service prividers in Erdington Birmingham offer this service. Proper Nuru gell, large inflatable matress and assisted shower before and after, like you say expensive but worth it ( especially a two lady nuru massage) unfortunately now longer there.

Offline runner in the woods

I can't recall the providers name, but it was just off the high st in Smethwick, not far from that rtemple place. Bit of a dodgy area after sunset.

To be honest you got to be looking at £150 a hour for a nuru experience, there's still a few girls listing it  , and it won't probably be tourers as too much gear is needed, but onc e you find someone using decent gels, then please let us know on here, as I'd love to do it at least once again before I meet my maker!
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Offline bonham

There used to be some Thai service prividers in Erdington Birmingham offer this service. Proper Nuru gell, large inflatable matress and assisted shower before and after, like you say expensive but worth it ( especially a two lady nuru massage) unfortunately now longer there.
Yes I remember Mr bluesky had a couple of visits myself

Offline bonham

There used to be some Thai service prividers in Erdington Birmingham offer this service. Proper Nuru gell, large inflatable matress and assisted shower before and after, like you say expensive but worth it ( especially a two lady nuru massage) unfortunately now longer there.
Yes I remember Mr bluesky had a couple of visits myself

Offline mr.bluesky

Yes I remember Mr bluesky had a couple of visits myself

I wish they were still operating there  :cry:

Offline Maverick1138

I highly recommend Mayzee. I met in Brighton twice a couple of years ago. She does work occasionally in West Midlands too. Proper Nuru gel and I have done a review of her too

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Offline watsey

There used to be some Thai service prividers in Erdington Birmingham offer this service. Proper Nuru gell, large inflatable matress and assisted shower before and after, like you say expensive but worth it ( especially a two lady nuru massage) unfortunately now longer there.
I went there too - a flat above shops at Six Ways.
They moved to a house in Hands worth and I was able to choose two girls from a room full.
I didn't know at the time but much to the amusement of the other women I picked Aunty and Niece. They had never worked together before and we had a load of fun.

Offline mr.bluesky

I went there too - a flat above shops at Six Ways.
They moved to a house in Hands worth and I was able to choose two girls from a room full.
I didn't know at the time but much to the amusement of the other women I picked Aunty and Niece. They had never worked together before and we had a load of fun.

 :thumbsup: yes that was the place, happy days

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I also have a nuru massage in my sights - there is a very well reviewed SP in Derby that offer this.

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