Agnes Body Blis Feltham

[shawtyy]

Link: External Link/Members Only
Location: Feltham
Price: 65
Duration: 1 Hour

Sent a text to ask availability, she responded in voice notes and agreed a time. Opted for a relaxing massage.

Agnes is a older polish lady, good english with a polish accent, better looking in person, large asset. Very friendly.

Entered the room, told to undress (i asked if i should take off everything, to which reply was whatever you feel comfortable with but did mention she uses oil which may go on my boxers) so i took them off and got naked while she was talking and hoped onto the table underneath the skylight. on the day i went it was raining so it added a nice ambience. She heated up oil and put some music on. She asked if i wanted to be covered with a towel to which i said i will leave it up to you, and joked my body is all hers. (no towel)

She poured oil on my back and started massaging the upper part of my body before moving to my legs and feet. She massaged my inner thighs with her fingers touching my balls and meat. she then moved to my glutes and wasn't shy. She grabbed my butt with her hand massaging my cheeks and also in between.

Time to turnover, masking a semi, she massaged the upper part of my body moving down to my stomach, by which i was fully erect. she also massage just above it it in the pube area. she then went back to my feet and moved up to my legs. At this point i wasn't sure if she would pay it some attention and in my head getting up to the courage of asking.

but before i asked, she said looks like your getting excited to which i replied 'i blame you' which she giggled. I then asked if taking care of it is some she did and she replied sure. she then moved her hands to it and cupped my balls. I lifted my legs up slightly and she moved her hands lower which excited me more. she could tell and started playing with my butt hole til she eventually put in her finger. She asked me if i like it and said yes the only thing that would make it better was her sucking it which she laughed and then went for it. she then returned to handjob and eventually finished all over my stomach.

She then cleaned me up said our goodbyes and I left

i was planning on leaving a tip but i had completely forgot. But i will see her again and give it to her

[Stevelondon]

“But I will see her again and give it to her”   

[_ron]

Definitely need to see her

Did she get her tits out at all or let you touch her in any way?

You think anything more than a BJ/HJ is on offer?

[W5ranger]

Be careful when you book. I booked an hour with her and she had a houseful….kids on holiday! Just enjoyed an above average vanilla massage. On leaving was introduced to her young daughter… on my part nothing would ever happen unless I was the only person in the property

[Celtic 69]

Yeah W5ranger seems to have a valid point reading other reviews about Anges.
It obviously seems like the experience will always be quite good but the YMMV scenario comes into play big time depending on what time/day you book.
I've seen Anges (reviewed) & definitely will try to factor in time/day when she's got an empty house before I arrange appointment next time.

[_ron]

Ahh understood.

So would you say weekday day times are probably best?

Assuming the family are home evenings and weekends!

That’s a shame as im working Monday-Friday usually..

Has anyone managed anything cheeky whilst the family are home elsewhere in the house?

[Stevelondon]

Be careful when you book. I booked an hour with her and she had a houseful….kids on holiday! Just enjoyed an above average vanilla massage. On leaving was introduced to her young daughter… on my part nothing would ever happen unless I was the only person in the property

I’m of the same feeling. House was empty when I visited.
It’s bad enough if there is a yapping dog in another room never mind kids. Or in the case with TiaTease…….. a woofing hound.
Actually the dog was ok and I got to meet him on exit. I’m a doggy fan (no pun intended) 😂

[beastmaster]

Link: External Link/Members Only
Location: Feltham
Price: 65
Duration: 1 Hour

Sent a text to ask availability, she responded in voice notes and agreed a time. Opted for a relaxing massage.

Agnes is a older polish lady, good english with a polish accent, better looking in person, large asset. Very friendly.

Entered the room, told to undress (i asked if i should take off everything, to which reply was whatever you feel comfortable with but did mention she uses oil which may go on my boxers) so i took them off and got naked while she was talking and hoped onto the table underneath the skylight. on the day i went it was raining so it added a nice ambience. She heated up oil and put some music on. She asked if i wanted to be covered with a towel to which i said i will leave it up to you, and joked my body is all hers. (no towel)

She poured oil on my back and started massaging the upper part of my body before moving to my legs and feet. She massaged my inner thighs with her fingers touching my balls and meat. she then moved to my glutes and wasn't shy. She grabbed my butt with her hand massaging my cheeks and also in between.

Time to turnover, masking a semi, she massaged the upper part of my body moving down to my stomach, by which i was fully erect. she also massage just above it it in the pube area. she then went back to my feet and moved up to my legs. At this point i wasn't sure if she would pay it some attention and in my head getting up to the courage of asking.

but before i asked, she said looks like your getting excited to which i replied 'i blame you' which she giggled. I then asked if taking care of it is some she did and she replied sure. she then moved her hands to it and cupped my balls. I lifted my legs up slightly and she moved her hands lower which excited me more. she could tell and started playing with my butt hole til she eventually put in her finger. She asked me if i like it and said yes the only thing that would make it better was her sucking it which she laughed and then went for it. she then returned to handjob and eventually finished all over my stomach.

She then cleaned me up said our goodbyes and I left

i was planning on leaving a tip but i had completely forgot. But i will see her again and give it to her

Shawtty - This means that you paid nothing for the extras - and she did not ask for or expect any payment? £65 for a good quality 1 hour massage + BJ + HE is incredible value. I guess you must have clicked with her 

[Stevelondon]

Shawtty - This means that you paid nothing for the extras - and she did not ask for or expect any payment? £65 for a good quality 1 hour massage + BJ + HE is incredible value. I guess you must have clicked with her 

As I’ve met the lass. I think this is a case where Agnes would assume the tip would be left.
As the OP says. He simply forgot to leave it and will do so next time.

[beastmaster]

Stevelondon, Shawtty : So how much of a tip would you leave? For a clothed HR with a BJ thrown in I guess £40-£50 would be suitable. But as the SP has not set the price, it's purely subjective   

[deg_dilemma]

Stevelondon, Shawtty : So how much of a tip would you leave? For a clothed HR with a BJ thrown in I guess £40-£50 would be suitable. But as the SP has not set the price, it's purely subjective   

a 5 minute HJ/BJ combo is worth £50 to you?

I would think £20 if it's only a HJ, increasing to £30 max for the 30 seconds of BJ you get.

I recently saw a WSWS masseuse in London and she wanted £30 for the HE but we settled at £20.

[Stevelondon]

Stevelondon, Shawtty : So how much of a tip would you leave? For a clothed HR with a BJ thrown in I guess £40-£50 would be suitable. But as the SP has not set the price, it's purely subjective   

It’s in my review. But that was me, on the day and tipping is a personal thing. You decide how much and to be perfectly honest. It’s got fuck all to do with what others say and do.

Now I’ve said that. You will get the brigade of experts saying things like,
“I’d never tip that much”
Or
“Don’t overtip, you’ll only give them ideas to up the price”

😂😂😂

I had to add. The next visit to see this lass. We exchanged emails and I mentioned time/service/cost in advance. So the fee was known prior to my attending. No need to tip in instances like that. As I saw it very much like a punt I had arranged and knew the cost before getting there……….. if that makes sense. 🤷🏼

[surreywbm]

I saw this lady two weeks ago.
hair different to the blur and she said she has lost weight

Comms were good - easy to find - parking a little tricky but okay -

When i arrived was directed through to the "back living room" behind the kitchen -  she seemed to act like she knew me already, so i just got undressed/naked and lay on the table face down.
she was not dressed in uniform but a shoulder less wrap, (never removed)
her massage is good, for  the first 30 minutes  i was on my front and she massaged my back legs shoulders, with no hint of sensual play.
when i turned over she did my stomach, arms and then legs and for a while i thought she was going to leave me be, as it were, but then swipes as she moved from leg to leg, before extra oil was poured on my cock and she went to work, using her chest, ( i was allowed to unravel her breasts ) and her mouth whilst never touching my cock (and i had a blind fold on most of it) i felt as she stroked me her face was against my cock.
she finished me off well, she did shush me at one point
definitely not a clock watcher as i would say i left a good 80 plus minutes after i arrived. (so if you have an appointment to get to beware!!)
I left a £25 tip.

Cons: when i left i was surprised to see a man making dinner in the kitchen there was also a pet dog running around and even an offspring in the house
definitely positive and fun.
Would i return:  Yes - but probably when schools are back in and daytime -  no worries with a male in the building, safety/security etc. but pets/offspring, hmm less enamored by!

[_ron]

I saw this lady two weeks ago.
hair different to the blur and she said she has lost weight

Comms were good - easy to find - parking a little tricky but okay -

When i arrived was directed through to the "back living room" behind the kitchen -  she seemed to act like she knew me already, so i just got undressed/naked and lay on the table face down.
she was not dressed in uniform but a shoulder less wrap, (never removed)
her massage is good, for  the first 30 minutes  i was on my front and she massaged my back legs shoulders, with no hint of sensual play.
when i turned over she did my stomach, arms and then legs and for a while i thought she was going to leave me be, as it were, but then swipes as she moved from leg to leg, before extra oil was poured on my cock and she went to work, using her chest, ( i was allowed to unravel her breasts ) and her mouth whilst never touching my cock (and i had a blind fold on most of it) i felt as she stroked me her face was against my cock.
she finished me off well, she did shush me at one point
definitely not a clock watcher as i would say i left a good 80 plus minutes after i arrived. (so if you have an appointment to get to beware!!)
I left a £25 tip.

Cons: when i left i was surprised to see a man making dinner in the kitchen there was also a pet dog running around and even an offspring in the house
definitely positive and fun.
Would i return:  Yes - but probably when schools are back in and daytime -  no worries with a male in the building, safety/security etc. but pets/offspring, hmm less enamored by!

There is no doubt im going to have to book her, just trying to find the time!

[daviemac]

I saw this lady two weeks ago.

Why not post this as a review in the review section? all it needs is the duration you booked and the price you paid.

Comments on someone else's review often go unnoticed.

[beastmaster]

I previously posted a review of Agnes here, in which I stated I got no extras offered or even hinted 
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=459598.0
On the discussion thread someone said that they had recently visited Agnes and had enquired about extras at the end of the message, but was informed that she no longer does them. Judging from this review that seems to be no longer the case, however it was pointed out on my discussion thread that as I never explicitly asked Agnes for HR/BJ extra then she would not provide it. However this latest visit by surreywbm shows that he also did not explicitly ask for extras but they were provided anyway, so not sure why he got them and I didn't. Also from reading the other reviews, all those who did get extras booked 1 HR massages, whereby I only booked 30 minutes, so maybe that was the reason.
So I will visit her again soon with an updated plan of action
- Book a 1 hour massage
- On the flip, politely ask for extras when she is massaging my front
Hopefully this will be successful. However as it is now the school holiday time, I'm not sure when is the best time to book to avoid the male partner & kids if possible? If anyone has any additional advice on this, it would be much appreciated. 

[beastmaster]

I saw this lady two weeks ago.
hair different to the blur and she said she has lost weight

Comms were good - easy to find - parking a little tricky but okay -

When i arrived was directed through to the "back living room" behind the kitchen -  she seemed to act like she knew me already, so i just got undressed/naked and lay on the table face down.
she was not dressed in uniform but a shoulder less wrap, (never removed)
her massage is good, for  the first 30 minutes  i was on my front and she massaged my back legs shoulders, with no hint of sensual play.
when i turned over she did my stomach, arms and then legs and for a while i thought she was going to leave me be, as it were, but then swipes as she moved from leg to leg, before extra oil was poured on my cock and she went to work, using her chest, ( i was allowed to unravel her breasts ) and her mouth whilst never touching my cock (and i had a blind fold on most of it) i felt as she stroked me her face was against my cock.
she finished me off well, she did shush me at one point
definitely not a clock watcher as i would say i left a good 80 plus minutes after i arrived. (so if you have an appointment to get to beware!!)
I left a £25 tip.

Cons: when i left i was surprised to see a man making dinner in the kitchen there was also a pet dog running around and even an offspring in the house
definitely positive and fun.
Would i return:  Yes - but probably when schools are back in and daytime -  no worries with a male in the building, safety/security etc. but pets/offspring, hmm less enamored by!

surreywbm, just to clarify, did she finish you off with a HJ/BJ/Boob Job combination?

[macdaddy01]

Great review, seems YMMV for sure regarding extras. Has anyone black visited Agnes, maybe personal preference which she’s entitled to could be the reason for the mixed reviews regarding extras or a new fella. Or honestly. Her body her choice

[Stevelondon]

I’d probably wait until schools back if your of a nervous disposition regarding other people in the house.

[macdaddy01]

I feel like sometimes when they get a flurry of new business theyr’re on hyper alert so sometimes withdraw the extras. Maybe try be incognito and don’t give any signs you’ve read anything and try be as natural and fun. But then also. YMMV as always

With her price being so cheap she’ll always be booked and busy anyway. I’ll visit soon and let you know how I get on regarding extras. My friend went this week and was provided extras so maybe it’s a case of ymmv for real. He didn’t ask. She just started he said

[_ron]

I feel like sometimes when they get a flurry of new business theyr’re on hyper alert so sometimes withdraw the extras. Maybe try be incognito and don’t give any signs you’ve read anything and try be as natural and fun. But then also. YMMV as always

With her price being so cheap she’ll always be booked and busy anyway. I’ll visit soon and let you know how I get on regarding extras. My friend went this week and was provided extras so maybe it’s a case of ymmv for real. He didn’t ask. She just started he said

I’m guessing if you’re naked from the offset and give a few subtle signals throughout (spreading legs slightly to provide access as she massages up your legs etc), she’d get the hint from experience.. again just depends if she’s up to it on the day I’d assume..

I’m assuming she’s busy following attention on this site too!