Author Topic: Phoenix Club Little Venice  (Read 2423 times)

Offline Skeleton

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Phoned in the morning to book on, £160 for 2 hours, 3 ladies on the rota with max 6 guys according to the website.

Waited a while to write this in the hope that it would appear more positive with time, not the case. Flat is a dump, mouldy, tiny shower, bedsheets that are well past their best, threadbare flooring. Arrived just before start time and was the only punter, introduced to Maya and Trinity.

On the hour was told to go into a room with Maya and get started. The only positive of the whole event is that Maya is a decent girl, curvy South American. Had a decent Bj and covered in a couple of positions (whilst the madam popped in to tidy up  :unknown:) Whilst this was going on a second punter arrived and went into the other room with Trinity and the madam shut both doors.

After about 30 mins was told to swap rooms. So basically it was to be back to back 1-2-1 punts, no party at all. Trinity was laid on the bed sucking on a vape which she seemed to have on the go constantly. Not sure, but she seemed very dazed as if she was on something. At that point I decided to call it quits and go, cutting my losses after about 35 minutes.

Spent the rest of the day thinking of how many ways I could have spent the money better.

Reviews show this place has gone downhill but I didn’t expect it to be this bad. Still fancy more cracks at the party scene but not here. I usually limit review info in case I decide to return, so as not to make my identity obvious. Didn’t bother with this as there is no chance of returning.


Offline puntmiester

Some punters go to Phoenix just to get a good bang to buck ratio …
2 hours with 2 girls , may sound good but a bit awkward when you’re recharging and wondering about your life decisions.
4 -way cross play there is virtually non-existent.

Offline dubs

Its a shame how the quality has declined so much.

I was trying to remember my first time at an LMP.  I think it was in the Marylebone area, just before they moved to Lancaster Gate.  I was so distracted looking for the place I crossed the road without looking and got hit by one of those shitty little G-Wiz electric cars.  I think I did more damage to it than vice versa.  Anyone remember the location?

Offline Handel2020

Its a shame how the quality has declined so much.

I was trying to remember my first time at an LMP.  I think it was in the Marylebone area, just before they moved to Lancaster Gate.  I was so distracted looking for the place I crossed the road without looking and got hit by one of those shitty little G-Wiz electric cars.  I think I did more damage to it than vice versa.  Anyone remember the location?

Yes. It was nice and the girls were stunning. Marylebone and Lancaster Gate seemed upscale to me and as a bonus the atmosphere was good for most of the parties. It was after a while at Lancaster Gate where the standards started to slip in my opinion.