Author Topic: can't read a map! (Read 2089 times)

Outcallguy · « **on:** January 04, 2015, 06:06:28 pm »

Oh god. Tried to get a booking at short notice.
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Gave my full address and post code, only to be phoned to say "I'm here come outside and meet me"
Needless to say the lady wasn't there. and her English wasn't good enough for me to give directions.
Even though they had the correct postcode, I double checked they did they were unable to get to my flat.

She thought I was a timewaster and told me to go fuck my mother!

I can't believe in the world of sat navs and google maps people still can't work out how to get to places

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2015, 06:13:50 pm »

Well i wouldn't make a drama

She is Romanian so you are lucky your punt didn't take place. You know - no kissing, no this, no that, £10 extra for this, £10 extra for that

or B&S

BTW - I operate with "No Romanian policy"...

SmackmaBitchUp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2015, 06:15:27 pm »

She thought I was a timewaster and told me to go fuck my mother!

How dare she!

You must have felt like a loaded gun all fired up for the punt!!
Better luck next time

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2015, 06:30:11 pm »

What woman can read a map?

Outcallguy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2015, 07:04:05 pm »

That's the annoying thing she had a driver!
Whats the point of paying a driver if he gets lost?

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2015, 07:11:24 pm »

Quote from: Outcallguy on January 04, 2015, 07:04:05 pm

That's the annoying thing she had a driver!
Whats the point of paying a driver if he gets lost?

OK, that is annoying

Jimmyredcab · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2015, 07:15:45 pm »

Quote from: Outcallguy on January 04, 2015, 07:04:05 pm

That's the annoying thing she had a driver!
Whats the point of paying a driver if he gets lost?

People do it all the time when they use the Uber mini-cab service.

Outcallguy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2015, 07:17:45 pm »

It's so frustrating as she is supposedly based a few tube stops from me. So if she'd come by underground she'd have got here fine.

Useless cab company, then? I've never heard of them.

myothernameis · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2015, 07:27:52 pm »

She should have sent you a photo where she was,

Outcallguy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2015, 07:42:15 pm »

Yeah, I couldn't decide where she was or if she was wasting my time.
She claimed to outside a shop that's not near where I live.

And she didn't have enough English for me to ask her for that sort of thing.
She kept repeating I am here come get me. And when I said I'd be there in about 10 min she screamed she couldn't wait that long.

The_Don · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2015, 07:58:03 pm »

@ op sorry to here, you had your time wasted.

Quote from: Type_O_Negative on January 04, 2015, 06:13:50 pm

Well i wouldn't make a drama She is Romanian so you are lucky your punt didn't take place. You know - no kissing, no this, no that, £10 extra for this, £10 extra for that or B&S
BTW - I operate with "No Romanian policy"...

Quote from: loner on April 09, 2014, 10:42:01 pm

I have seen Ashanti when she had a different name and lived off Edmonton. The good news is she is the girl in the photos, but it ends there. No owo, shocking attitude and generally felt negative. Would not return.

Speaks volumes

LL · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2015, 11:48:38 pm »

That girl is unbelievably hot!
Judging from her attitude, poor language skills, profile it would most likely have been shit. So never mind.
But what a stunner!

RedKettle · « **Reply #12 on:** January 05, 2015, 01:06:04 am »

she has a lovely arse - you must have been horny as hell expecting that and it not turning up!!

Bangers and Gash · « **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2015, 07:20:19 am »

Quote from: Captain Caveman on January 04, 2015, 06:30:11 pm

What woman can read a map?

Romanian women are skilled map readers - just look at how many of the fuckers have navigated themselves to these shores.

akauya · « **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2015, 10:06:03 am »

Quote from: Bangers and Gash on January 05, 2015, 07:20:19 am

Romanian women are skilled map readers - just look at how many of the fuckers have navigated themselves to these shores.

Most likely took a direct flight to their doorstep courtesy of Sergei Airlines.

Bangers and Gash · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2015, 10:08:57 am »

Quote from: akauya on January 05, 2015, 10:06:03 am

Most likely took a direct flight to their doorstep courtesy of Sergei Airlines.

Or maybe Aer Cunnilingus?

danny.simons · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2015, 11:08:50 am »

Sort of the reverse, but does anyone else find it annoying when an escort gives you an address to come to for an in-call and you struggle to find it on Google maps or (for me) the maps app on iPhone?
I may be alone with this, but I like to check it out on Streetview before I go, so I know exactly where I am going and not hanging around, so it really bugs me when they're not specific enough

The_Don · « **Reply #17 on:** January 06, 2015, 11:38:33 am »

Quote from: danny.simons on January 06, 2015, 11:08:50 am

Sort of the reverse, but does anyone else find it annoying when an escort gives you an address to come to for an in-call and you struggle to find it on Google maps or (for me) the maps app on iPhone?
I may be alone with this, but I like to check it out on Streetview before I go, so I know exactly where I am going and not hanging around, so it really bugs me when they're not specific enough

I normally check out the area A/W gives (and travel time from current location). Then if I book ask for a post code to be text to me. I have 4 types of nav's software (on 2 different smart phones). And a tom tom (sat nav) not really used as google maps show traffic and is better (IHO due to if being free and other options. Just wish it had speed cameras)

I made a few errors before, like mixing up the post code (so totally wrong place but soon corrected)

As for street view (handy for parking) as I don't use pubic transport unless its central London (CC + parking + lots of traffic)

As for not specific enough; yes its a bug bear. I try to get to a location early thus have a little time to make changes if needed.

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