Author Topic: Joyful Stone, Stratford upon Avon, YanYan  (Read 1100 times)

Offline hwoangy

Reply to shed's recent review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=458938.0)

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Cost: 40 for 45 mins + 75 for B2B with immediate stripping (would have been 60 if I waited)

I just got back from her with the B2B, my experience was a "low positive". She looked and was dressed exactly as you described shed. I think her colleague - who I also did not clap eyes on there was preparing some kind of banquet/feast, all I could hear was chopping noises. I texted about 30 mins before to ask for a 45 min relaxing massage. Prompt reply within a couple of mins to say "yes darling see you soon". Was asked when I arrived if I was booking, I said yes I just texted before, asked how long for, I said 45 mins just like in text. We went to upstairs room, no-one in downstairs room, no-one in town given the intense heatwave!)  She asked for the 40 upfront, I dug out my wallet, asked if they do card but she said no cash only. I was forgiving at this point, I know a lot gets lost in translation, but her English skills were good, get the feeling she's toured around the country a bit doing the rotations!

So she started slow after asking about pressure, etc. Within first 2 mins I let my hands wander up said skirt and no objections, flinching or batting my hands away. Within 5 mins she was asking about extras, B2B was on offer and I said yes but how much, she said how much you pay. I started with 40, scowl and said more. I said 50, slightly less scowl and she said 60. Similar to camzz69 (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457476.0), I don't know why these girls are asking 50% more and giving 50% less (Jenny was amazing value, but you can read my other reviews, sadly she has left now). So after agreeing 60 she said she would do massage first then the extras. I asked her to take clothes off straight away for the massage. She said no. I said what about more cash. She said, how much, I said 70, she said 75 after slathering her hands in oil. Then she asked for it upfront. I gave her 80 and insisted on the 5 change. Slight scowl, half giggle and she wiped the oil on my chest as she went to her phone to get the 5 change for me. I then wanted to take her clothes off (most let me do this and it turns me on a bit). She lets me get to her underwear after taking off most of it herself, then steps out, has a conversation with colleague in her underwear and comes back fully naked and wiping her pussy with a wipe, slightly hairy bush but not quite in strimmer territory.

Righto now all paid up time for the fun. Like a lot of them she insisted on "no inside". So I said yes fine, whatever. This girl could not keep still, one moment stepping over for oil, next stepping moving around to massage me somewhere else then she says gentle on nipples, then she sucks mine but like theejaculator said (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457476.0), didn't do much for me (never has). **I know the review referenced was for Candy but seems like they are all going to the massage school of pointless nipple sucking these days** I tried to zone in on her clit, couldn't feel much obvious wetness but I zeroed in on her now more erect nub whilst playing with her nipples. It was alright but she kept moving so much whilst telling me softly on nipples - sweetheart stop wriggling around then I can be softly softly ffs. Then she goes over and gets anti-bac gel and puts it on my hands (I did shower and cut my nails before I came here but I know some may not be able to do this easily). All of this back and forth kept making my cock go up and down like a yo-yo so it was good value in terms of prolonging the inevitable climax. So next moment she is dragging her body on mine then licking my nipples, then getting more oil. There was also more of a rush to it than with Jenny and others, seemed like she wanted it over as quickly as possible (it was hot but come on 40 entry plus 75 for extras - earn that money!) She got into the screwing action you described shed which felt good and she was making the right noises, but she seemed really distracted today, I caught the gaze of her eyes to a tablet with the 4 camera CCTV feed (It would be better if she locked the door but with the second room I guess she was keeping an eye out in case her colleague had to attend to a walk-in). Eventually I came to my climax, she wiped me down but oddly left paper towel sitting on top of my cock. She then wiped herself down and a few mins later as an afterthought she said "oh you are hot too let me wipe you". Yes sweetheart spurting cum half the length of your body on a 30 degree+ day does make you sweat everywhere!

To her credit, she had some time on the clock and asked about head massage and I said yes. She got dressed and then did head massage. But again distracted, constant looks at CCTV, she had a *ding* message, apologised, grabbed her phone and head massaged me whilst texting with other hand (!). Then it buzzes with reply message. She caught my scowl, put phone down and went back to do my legs for remaining time with both hands (nice swiping to ball sack area even though I was spent, still oddly with paper towel on top of cock).

Maybe I'm old, tired and hot and grumpy with this heatwave but Jenny for £60 extra gave at least RO or OWC. It's really disappointing that the Chinese joints seem to be charging what the Thais used to but giving so much less nowadays. Runaway inflation. Righto rant over, maybe a HE is the way forward for me, forget about the B2B and mentally undress them. A lot cheaper and the same ending! I'm glad it was good for you shed, for me I'm going to wait for the next rotation!
« Last Edit: June 26, 2026, 05:54:16 pm by hwoangy »

Offline runner in the woods

The more we accept this kind of so so massage and pay these excessive extra prices the worse it will get, A Chinese massage is now getting to point where you can get FS at the same price point with Thais. Madness.

Offline shed

I think she's "played you" mate for £75. I always insist if I have BTB that they take their clothes off at the beginning.  If they refuse or ask for more then I just stick with HE.

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Thanks for the review Hwoangy mate   :drinks: