Masseuses with professional appearance

[Willlovesmassage]

I'm looking for the holy grail of massage: a professional appearing masseuse (not Asian, ideally British) ideally working in a public shop and doesn't advertise extras, but will accept when asked. I know of Lauren at External Link/Members Only and this is exactly what I'm looking for if anyone knows of others? Ideally in or around Surrey and up to £150. I'm not too concerned with how far they go, it's more the excitement of WSWS and YMMV.

I have searched through the South East and London massage sections and spotted that this has been asked before, but not for a while, so looking for any updated intel.

[Bunbury]

How about?

External Link/Members Only

[Zimbaman]

Is your intention to out some or all ‘legitimate’ therapists? Just curious…  my view is that as soon as you share a link like this the provider will stop advertising as soon as they see it.

[Willlovesmassage]

Is your intention to out some or all ‘legitimate’ therapists? Just curious…  my view is that as soon as you share a link like this the provider will stop advertising as soon as they see it.

It is possible to share people's details discretely, such as phone numbers with additional spaces or using words instead of digits, also websites can be shared in a similar way with spaces added in. Unless the SP is trawling this site, which is unlikely, that wouldn't see it, unless of course you put the exact link or phone number.
I have shared serenity Hampton, because it's already on this forum multiple times.

[daviemac]

It is possible to share people's details discretely, such as phone numbers with additional spaces or using words instead of digits, also websites can be shared in a similar way with spaces added in. Unless the SP is trawling this site, which is unlikely, that wouldn't see it, unless of course you put the exact link or phone number.
I have shared serenity Hampton, because it's already on this forum multiple times.

You're on the wrong site if you think that behaviour is alright. If you want to remain a member I would recommend you read the rules and make sure you understand them, you don't bypass anything.

Links are posted as they are, phone numbers are only posted if showing on a current publicly available advert and in the correct form.

You come across as extremely dodgy so I think you are someone we need to keep an eye on.

[Willlovesmassage]

You're on the wrong site if you think that behaviour is alright. If you want to remain a member I would recommend you read the rules and make sure you understand them, you don't bypass anything.

Links are posted as they are, phone numbers are only posted if showing on a current publicly available advert and in the correct form.

You come across as extremely dodgy so I think you are someone we need to keep an eye on.

You can see it's my first post. I did read the rules and didn't see it say you have to share links or phone numbers in the correct format. Yes, you can only share phone numbers if they're already publicly available.
I'll heed your advice as a moderator, but perhaps the rules need updating if you're correct.

[daviemac]

You can see it's my first post. I did read the rules and didn't see it say you have to share links or phone numbers in the correct format. Yes, you can only share phone numbers if they're already publicly available.
I'll heed your advice as a moderator, but perhaps the rules need updating if you're correct.

4 Reviews
A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking. A meeting does not need to occur, and money does not need to change hands. The only criterion is that she has accepted the initial booking. Members can post more than one review about an SP, but touting will result in a ban.
Reviews must be within the last 6 months, for ALL members now.
Only one sex worker can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency/establishment/ brothel. The exceptions are sex parties, duos, etc. and massage establishments where providers do not have names.
Reviews must contain a link, contact details or address (if publicised by the service provider).
The title of the review should only have SP Name - Location - (B&S / TOFTT / SCAM label if needed), and there are no abbreviations of establishments in the title of a review.

22 Privacy of service providers
Personal information about service providers, including real names, social media profiles (including business pages), and photos from platforms like WhatsApp, cannot be shared. This applies to all photos not currently on an advert, including reposting images previously uploaded to UKP. Phone numbers can only be posted if publicly available in current ads. Personal numbers and room numbers are prohibited. Hotels can be named, but not specific rooms or addresses. Descriptions of in-call locations are allowed, but not exact house numbers or street names. Media-related work, including modeling or porn, can be shared even with real names, as these individuals sought publicity. News items are also allowed. These rules do not apply to individuals with criminal convictions or past name changes, which are never censored.

Reviews must contain a link and that means a clickable link. It clearly states 'no abbreviations of establishments', if you have to post the full name in the title what makes you think it would be alright doing it elsewhere?

We presume people would understand that phone numbers should be posted in a recognisable format.

We recommend new members take time to look around the site to see what is or isn't acceptable, a lot of people have the wrong idea and think anything goes, it doesn't.

[Fuzzyduck]

It is possible to share people's details discretely, such as phone numbers with additional spaces or using words instead of digits, also websites can be shared in a similar way with spaces added in. Unless the SP is trawling this site, which is unlikely, that wouldn't see it, unless of course you put the exact link or phone number.
I have shared serenity Hampton, because it's already on this forum multiple times.

Let me get this straight. You've trawled through the reviews and found very little. You want someone to give you a hidden gem (ie to out them), yet you've contributed fuck all to the forum.

Worse is your lack of discretion. So you don't think someone might tell her? Guys booking her up and demanding extras because he saw it on the internet?

You idiot.

[Massage Bloke]

Let me get this straight. You've trawled through the reviews and found very little. You want someone to give you a hidden gem (ie to out them), yet you've contributed fuck all to the forum.

Worse is your lack of discretion. So you don't think someone might tell her? Guys booking her up and demanding extras because he saw it on the internet?

You idiot.

Yep, even the website link posted by bunbury in reply to the OP,  contains pics of women in their undies, with their boobs half hanging out and words such as "sensual" and services that include: "assisted shower"  and "double release"....hardly the "professional appearance" of a legit gaff, OP was looking for!

[Celtic 69]

OP, firstly I would imagine you would get more response from other members if you had contributed a few reviews?
Newish member or not, 6months is plenty of time to post 1 or 2 reviews don't you think?
Also, in my own experiences with some professional masseuses it can time & quite a few visits before the subject of HE can be approached and some will feel comfortable doing it and some will politely still refuse. You also have to make a judgement call in whether to post a review as at legit places 'outing ' the massage therapist could cost her job, but you are asking for us to reveal all this to you a member who's contribution to this forum is near on zero???
Amazing!

[Willlovesmassage]

OP, firstly I would imagine you would get more response from other members if you had contributed a few reviews?
Newish member or not, 6months is plenty of time to post 1 or 2 reviews don't you think?
Also, in my own experiences with some professional masseuses it can time & quite a few visits before the subject of HE can be approached and some will feel comfortable doing it and some will politely still refuse. You also have to make a judgement call in whether to post a review as at legit places 'outing ' the massage therapist could cost her job, but you are asking for us to reveal all this to you a member who's contribution to this forum is near on zero???
Amazing!

Although, my account was created in December, I've only just activated it. Was put off by the bitcoin activation process for a while. Also, I haven't been as active this year  as I have in previous years anyway.

Despite all the negative comments, I do appreciate that this needs to be approached differently and I understand the impact it can have on a professional individual if they are working for someone else. I would imagine, it's likely more possible with people who have their own business/sole trader. Even still, it could jeopardise their business if a regular client discovered the news.

[LLPunting]

What is wsws about the encounter if you have specifically booked her because some arsehole on a punting website has told you that she does extras that no one is meant to know about precisely because she's working as a legit massage therapist?

[Stevelondon]

I’m not your WSWS, YMMV kind of guy but I try to see why some folk might like it.
The not knowing, the anticipation etc.


It’s why I don’t get the OP.

Surely if this plays a big part in your search for massages. Then you don’t really want people giving you info regarding masseuses or massage establishments. You simply want to book and find out for yourself 🤷🏼

Then again I do get a lot of stuff wrong …. Hey ho 😂

[Willlovesmassage]

If the extra services are not advertised and you don't mention it before you go, you still get a WSWS experience, especially when the provider treats each client individually and therefore YMMV.

[Fuzzyduck]

I’m not your WSWS, YMMV kind of guy but I try to see why some folk might like it.
The not knowing, the anticipation etc.


It’s why I don’t get the OP.

Surely if this plays a big part in your search for massages. Then you don’t really want people giving you info regarding masseuses or massage establishments. You simply want to book and find out for yourself 🤷🏼

Then again I do get a lot of stuff wrong …. Hey ho 😂

He wants the fast track, Steve. A heads up that more might be on offer to the right punter, and he wants to go fishing from there. I understand the sentiment: it filters out wasted time/money, less likely to get thrown out for being a pervert and there's still some intrigue of YMMV. However, the fact there is very little on UKP is telling, and probably a good thing considering the risk to the masseuse.

[massageseeker1977]

External Link/Members Only

Really professional looking and initial massage, not sure whether this is too far for you or not

[Stevelondon]

He wants the fast track, Steve. A heads up that more might be on offer to the right punter, and he wants to go fishing from there. I understand the sentiment: it filters out wasted time/money, less likely to get thrown out for being a pervert and there's still some intrigue of YMMV. However, the fact there is very little on UKP is telling, and probably a good thing considering the risk to the masseuse.

Couldn’t agree more Fuzz.