Wank mobile Ipswich

[The Beano]

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Saw this new service advertised on AW before Christmas, and thought it was a good idea, but dismissed it as it didn't seem good vfm. However a couple of days before Xmas eve I was at a loose end, but apart from a couple of bare backers only the WM seemed to be available locally, so decided to try it for novelty value. This how it works, you call the number and speak to Rita. You agree where and when to pick you up. You go to the location where the car is parked, then call again. Rita gives you the all clear and tells you which door to open. Once you are in the fun begins. The car has blacked out windows and she has rigged up a blanket over the front seats so nothing is visible from the front. The car is driven by a female chauffeur who plays no other part in the booking. She wears earphones and communication between the girls is by tapping on the shoulder. When the car drives off Rita gets her huge boobs out for you to play with, with hands only. You get your lower half uncovered and she applies lube and basically wanks you off. Rita is very hot and has a great technique. It's quite odd to be driven around town, passing shoppers and pedestrians while being given a hj. Once it's all over she taps the driver on the shoulder and she drives back to where you started. Cost is £50 for a 15 minute hand job, so pretty expensive and is probably only worth doing once for the novelty value. I would imaging the service won't continue once someone lets slip which car is involved and half the town are looking out for it! Maybe Rita will then offer escorting, now that would be worth paying for, we need more quality girls in these parts!

[Watts.E.Dunn]

LOL!, what a hoot!. Pity as it seems quite a good idea in a way. Perhaps a "Shag Taxi" service sure its been done all those blacked out Limos in London.

Feel like a quick 'un?, call "Uber shag" anytime any place anywhere,  traffic permitting of course;!..

[CoolTiger]

LOL!, what a hoot!. Pity as it seems quite a good idea in a way. Perhaps a "Shag Taxi" service sure its been done all those blacked out Limos in London.

Feel like a quick 'un?, call "Uber shag" anytime any place anywhere,  traffic permitting of course;!..

good Business Formula and a Niche service....It is on the Expansion... Have already recruited a 2nd girl for a 2-girl wank....Recruiting more Female Drivers 


Brings a whole new meaning to "slow down please"

[yorkshire123]

I wonder why the profile blog is written by a bloke 

[The Beano]

I wonder why the profile blog is written by a bloke 

Maybe it's Rita's OH, nothing better to do than write wank blogs because his GF is swanning around town in his new car!

[dieseldriver]

Used to be a WG on AW who done similar in a camper van. She would post week by week what motorway services she would be parked at each evening. Clacket Lane and Lakeside were a couple of regulars, as well as sometimes that one north on the M25 ( can't remember its name ) junction with the A1

Gotta be careful with blacked out windows. Seen on some of those motorway cop programs, drivers being pulled up cos the tint was darker than the permitted level. Think its OK so long as the drivers windscreen and side windows are not blacked out?

[CoolTiger]

Used to be a WG on AW who done similar in a camper van. She would post week by week what motorway services she would be parked at each evening. Clacket Lane and Lakeside were a couple of regulars, as well as sometimes that one north on the M25 ( can't remember its name ) junction with the A1

Gotta be careful with blacked out windows. Seen on some of those motorway cop programs, drivers being pulled up cos the tint was darker than the permitted level. Think its OK so long as the drivers windscreen and side windows are not blacked out?

South Mimms.

Agree about the blacked out windows. Cops can target these, so although you'd not be driving, you'd still be in a sticky situation (pun intended), similar to being caught in a parlour/brothel raid.

I think it's the windscreen and front windows that need to be below a certain level(?).

[norfolk tiger]

South Mimms.

Agree about the blacked out windows. Cops can target these, so although you'd not be driving, you'd still be in a sticky situation (pun intended), similar to being caught in a parlour/brothel raid.

I think it's the windscreen and front windows that need to be below a certain level(?).

Windscreen and front side windows are the only ones with a tint limit rear doesn't count as it's no different to driving a van as far as I am aware.

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[claretandblue]

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Fucking hell!who is going to own up to punting with that!

[Watts.E.Dunn]

You mean who's going to read all thru that!. Anyway she does say she is 52 so I suppose somewhere in order;!.

[Jb19]

What kind of car is it? I am thinking of giving this a go but don't fancy being squashed in the back of a fiesta lol.

Also has anyone got any good recommendations for around Ipswich or is a wank in the back of a car the best we got.

[The Beano]

Lol, there is plenty of room. Unfortunately there is not a lot of choice in Ipswich. Student Megan is well worth a visit though.

[CoolTiger]

Lol, there is plenty of room. Unfortunately there is not a lot of choice in Ipswich. Student Megan is well worth a visit though.

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[madeinwales56]

So, fifty quid buys you up to 15 minutes with some overweight tart with her tits out giving you a wank in the back of a moving car? Fifty quid for a wank? She is having a laugh and any punter that buys it must need his head examined.

[The Beano]

So, fifty quid buys you up to 15 minutes with some overweight tart with her tits out giving you a wank in the back of a moving car? Fifty quid for a wank? She is having a laugh and any punter that buys it must need his head examined.

Steady on, that's all a bit harsh. I probably do need my head examined, after all I have punting as a hobby! Seriously though, it all depends on how you value your experiences. This week I paid £40 for half an hour with a girl in a parlour, and got ow and sex. This time next week I will have forgotten 99 percent of it. My memories of my ride in the wank mobile will last much longer, partly because of the novelty and risk value. Last year I paid £250 for a threesome with Platinum Cindy and Independent Michelle. What went on there will live with me for ever. So my vfm ranking of these would be the threesome as the best, then wank mobile, with the parlour girl last. Those with an accountant mentality would probably rank the other way around.

Also just had a look at the WM profile to check her pics, as I don't remember her being particularly overweight. Seems she is now selling bottles of her fresh piss for £20, to take away and enjoy later. I think she is an entrepreneur !

[Barri 46]

See her new pic on AW wow!

[8a8ylon]

Worth asking is she British or EE ie romanian, seems something their would do!!!

So its just touch her boobs, so no sucking then.  As stated it would be a 1off thing to do till it gets boring. 

[The Beano]

That is Rita in the photo, huge breasts as you can see. Definitely British, hope she offers a more comprehensive service soon.

[cheyne]

Why did she put a face pic up? I was seriously thinking of giving her a go until I saw that.

[The happy one]

My only issue is it is a bloke who is running the profile

So the girl is either his girlfriend. That's why no touching but he is with her wanking you off or he is her pimp

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[Zeusthedoc]

if theyre in a car - hey should tour....if they came London way i'd consider £50 for a rolling wank...

[billy b]

My only issue is it is a bloke who is running the profile

So the girl is either his girlfriend. That's why no touching but he is with her wanking you off or he is her pimp

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Seems strange but don't virtually all girls have boyfriend or some man keeping an eye on them.

[The happy one]

Seems strange but don't virtually all girls have boyfriend or some man keeping an eye on them.

Keeping an eye on them my be

But I would say he was running her as a pimp

Not for me

[The Beano]

Wondered how long it would take, she's offering escort services now. £100 for half an hour is steep for these parts, and it's outcall only and pretty vanilla services. Would be tempting for the tit men though, she's huge in the boob department.
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[SaneOnes]

For that amount of money, I'd definitely need a face pic before making any commitment. I've paid upto £250 ph  before but that was Lexi from Leeds with her extensive services plus she's always had face pics available.

[Zeusthedoc]

Her buddy BJ Bobby is now in on it too. A gay guy sucking you off in the back of a car, rolling around Ipswich. I'm sure everyone will know exactly what's happening.

Just to make it awkward, I reckon its a Vauxhall Corsa.

[Johnbean]

We need her to tour Norwich I would have a go for novelty value, although I wouldn't last long with all the bloody speed ramps everywhere!

[JR]

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Claims to be Rita - could be a scam

[The happy one]

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Claims to be Rita - could be a scam

At those prices and with that enjoys list. Not much of a scam

Too expensive and not enough on the enjoys. Looks to be a chubba as well

Would not give her the time of day

[The Beano]

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Claims to be Rita - could be a scam

Until recently there were two profiles on aw, the original wank mobile, which said that the service was no longer available, but was now an escort service (giving the same pricing and likes details as the Bella bee profile), and the bella bee page. The wank mobile profile has now disappeared, so I think it is genuine, but she is well overpriced. I had the wank mobile experience and would see Rita as an Escort, but price needs to be nearer £60 for half hour. I quite liked the look of the driver too, pity she's not available!
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