Author Topic: Setting minimum standards for Punting in Hot weather  (Read 2246 times)

Offline simon07

Hi Guys, just wondering how to discuss with a WG about environment as i was hoping to punt tomorrow and yet the weather will be hot?
Not all in-calls have air conditioning and all fans do is move hot air around. Also cold drinking water accessibility is key.

Probably need shower, pre and post punt.
I am not sure, would carrying a portable fan draw attention?

Of course one choice is not to punt, what temp is the critical point for you? Obviously 40c  :drinks:
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Offline Nomerzypuntr

Mate, go for WG being for a long time in your area, coz they hereby knew Uk weather. They might have air-conditioning, coolers, cold drinks, shower facilities. Avoid TOFTT, Viva SPs. Book appointment at night times. If choice is not punting, book any WGs who do outcalls (Viva or AW), try something new in outdoor like beach, park (discreet area). Don’t try anything like Bonnie Blue :D. You got 280 reviews :hi:, well experienced..

Offline RandomGuy99

And if you are taking ED drugs which can reduce your blood pressure be very careful and make sure you keep hydrated or you might faint because being dehydrated also reduces your blood pressure.

You might want to wait until the weather cools.

Offline RandomGuy99

Hi Guys, just wondering how to discuss with a WG about environment as i was hoping to punt tomorrow and yet the weather will be hot?
Not all in-calls have air conditioning and all fans do is move hot air around. Also cold drinking water accessibility is key.

Probably need shower, pre and post punt.
I am not sure, would carrying a portable fan draw attention?

Of course one choice is not to punt, what temp is the critical point for you? Obviously 40c  :drinks:
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Offline Stevelondon

Being a Royal I don’t sweat.

Damn, my covers blown.

Offline mr.bluesky

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Invest in a F1 cooling jacket, you will look a right tit but at least you will be cool or the SP will think you're an F1 driver  :D
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Offline DastardlyDick

As I'm sure you know, A/C isn't exactly common in the UK, and the "portable" units have to vent outside via an open window which reduces the cooling effect. It's unlikely that tourers would have one, they're not exactly small.
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Offline mr.bluesky

Being a Royal I don’t sweat.

Damn, my covers blown.

Prince ( randy) Andy ! I always thought you were a member on here, oh I forgot you're no longer a royal  :D

Offline Markc

I remember a couple of years ago l booked a session with a regular when the temperature was meant to be 29 degrees.
We were meeting at her house and l texted her l had bought 2 fans for her room and had bottles of water for each of us.
It was afternoon punt for 3 hours so we set up the fans l had bought and one she already had in the bedroom. We had
the bedroom window open but the curtains closed so the neighbours couldn’t see anything.

We had a great time but stopped regularly to drink water and at the end we were both a pool of sweat. Unless it was her
again l would save my punting tokens until the weather gets a bit cooler. Which l think this being Britain will be very soon again.

Offline therichardrichard

Not sure if I have a specific critical temperature but I don't do well with heat even at the best of times so think I might park any plans I may have been formulating for the coming week!

Can't see any problem asking the girls if they've got the things you need though as I'm sure every single one of them will have been asked for things much more unusual than air-con!  :D

Offline simon07

Hopefully most hotels have A/C in place.

Offline Thephoenix



We had a great time but stopped regularly to drink water

Hydration breaks!.....It's all the rage. :rolleyes:

Offline Harry Monk

Hydration breaks!.....It's all the rage. :rolleyes:

What adverts would be shown ?

Offline Harry Monk

Made an enquiry today about SPs availability and was informed the usual hotel doesn't have air con  :wacko:
Not sure if it's just broken.

Plan B might be mine but windows open -noise-neighbours  :rolleyes:

Offline MaxVerstappen

Hydration breaks!.....It's all the rage. :rolleyes:

Oh yes the silly Hydration breaks for the advertisers, I suppose you could have the same stupid Hydration breaks in punting so the girl can message her next clients etc.

Offline Nomerzypuntr

Oh yes the silly Hydration breaks for the advertisers, I suppose you could have the same stupid Hydration breaks in punting so the girl can message her next clients etc.

This lad :lol: :lol: :lol:


Offline Blackpool Rock

Not sure if I have a specific critical temperature but I don't do well with heat even at the best of times so think I might park any plans I may have been formulating for the coming week!

Can't see any problem asking the girls if they've got the things you need though as I'm sure every single one of them will have been asked for things much more unusual than air-con!  :D
Likewise I don't like the heat and was hoping to have a punt this week however i've been to the gym today for a full session and needed to have a couple of extra rest breaks part way through my normal exercise regime.
Jumped in the car to come home and even once the air was flowing in the front so the sensor wasn't giving a false reading from being sat in the sun it was 29 degrees  :scare:
Only 23 degrees in the lounge now i'm home but the usual flats most of the Thai girls I see always seem hot as the sun beats in some of them and there's no fucking air con  :diablo:

I sometimes struggle to perform if i'm too hot and have wasted my punting tokens far too often so i'm thinking I may just save my money and sort myself out with some porn this week which i've not done for a while, as they say a change is as good as a rest  :drinks:

Goodness how the guys further down South / London etc cope  :unknown:


Offline simon07

Hydration breaks for footballers may offer water and perhaps other stuff like electrolytes and salt to boost health.

In general the teams are not on favour as it halts momentum and reduces performance. Do punters want that?










Offline Thephoenix

Hydration breaks for footballers may offer water and perhaps other stuff like electrolytes and salt to boost health.

In general the teams are not on favour as it halts momentum and reduces performance. Do punters want that?

No not really.

I think I'd prefer testosterone, phyllosan and resuscitation breaks.

Offline Chris1990mcr

Probably a real dip in business for a lot of WG this week I reckon.

It'll put a lot off.

Offline Nomerzypuntr

Don’t wear jacket with caps if you go punting, it’s summer  :lol:coz everyone will notice you  :D

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Just went round to the local Chinese flat as I hoped they might have Aircon  :scare:

They had two nice looking in my veiw young women but it was like walking in to an oven  :wacko:

I declined and went in to Sainsburys for a cool down  :yahoo: Waste of a pill but there you go hotest day so far :(

Offline Blackpool Rock

Probably a real dip in business for a lot of WG this week I reckon.

It'll put a lot off.
Strange though as i'm not seeing any drop in prices or offers to try and hook punters in  :unknown:

This must be one of the only business models where the normal dynamic of supply and demand doesn't work

Sorry i'm not trying to derail the thread into another one moaning about prices but hey ho  :hi:

Offline Nomerzypuntr

Lads do punting at night, in daytime, go out, see nature and beauties outside, smash them before bed

Offline Fookmefooku

Probably a real dip in business for a lot of WG this week I reckon.

It'll put a lot off.

Will certainly put me off if it keeps up like this. I prefer to be hot and sweaty after the punt. Not after climbing up the stairs

Offline the_exile

I don't do very well if the room is like a furnace - or if I have already been half cooked by the time I get to the place! I can remember visiting a WG in Soho one Summer & the tarmac on the roads was melting! There needs to be some airflow, window open and a fan, when it is this hot - although I can imagine there might be concerns about noise if the windows are open.

Offline Thriceweekly

Too hot for me to be bothered tbh. Its as much the travelling as anything. So I'm sat out in the shade browsing old UKP posts. Just seen this one from 2019, so this weather isn't anything new. Kudos to those in the old thread who are still around today 😁
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=256263.0


Offline flybynightpm

Went for a punt on Tuesday and it was crazy, she had all the windows open and no curtains, next week I'm going to wear a tennis head band to stop the sweat running into my eyes...

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Went for a punt on Tuesday and it was crazy, she had all the windows open and no curtains, next week I'm going to wear a tennis head band to stop the sweat running into my eyes...

Went to a TCM shop this morning, 39.5 deg in the car before I put that A/C on, down into the shop basement, small room with a big fan on, dead cool, no problem.

Offline simon07

On the one hand a morning punt would be easier and on the other hand many Brazilians are keen to punt after 2pm. Still money stays in pocket unless it’s an air conditioned hotel.

Offline Nomerzypuntr

On the one hand a morning punt would be easier and on the other hand many Brazilians are keen to punt after 2pm. Still money stays in pocket unless it’s an air conditioned hotel.

Every morning i think of fucking coz my dick as solid as rock  :angelgirl: why cant u try punt at night

Offline Alexmck

Having a shower with more than just water. Did an outcall in hotel with AC due to the heat and body odour of the girl was eye watering even after she had a shower

Offline Stevelondon

Likewise I don't like the heat and was hoping to have a punt this week however i've been to the gym today for a full session and needed to have a couple of extra rest breaks part way through my normal exercise regime.
Jumped in the car to come home and even once the air was flowing in the front so the sensor wasn't giving a false reading from being sat in the sun it was 29 degrees  :scare:
Only 23 degrees in the lounge now i'm home but the usual flats most of the Thai girls I see always seem hot as the sun beats in some of them and there's no fucking air con  :diablo:

I sometimes struggle to perform if i'm too hot and have wasted my punting tokens far too often so i'm thinking I may just save my money and sort myself out with some porn this week which i've not done for a while, as they say a change is as good as a rest  :drinks:

Goodness how the guys further down South / London etc cope  :unknown:


Fucking hell BP. Going to the gym.

Well I can’t speak for everyone down here in the South/London. But I cope by not doing much.
Usually a case of turning the A/C on and leaving it to do its job. Yes I might be Northern but I’m also posh.
Make sure I turn the car on if I need to drive anywhere and the climate control is set to cool. Yes I can do that from the kitchen…… love this technology stuff.
The hot tub is obviously the cool tub in this heat. 🤷🏼

BUT………….. I’m heading up North and have arranged a punt for Friday. Thankfully the lass has a good bathroom if no A/C (she says a big fan)        Which kind of got me imagining Daviemac standing in the corner watching. But I dismissed this immediately. 😂
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Strange though as i'm not seeing any drop in prices or offers to try and hook punters in  :unknown:

This must be one of the only business models where the normal dynamic of supply and demand doesn't work

Sorry i'm not trying to derail the thread into another one moaning about prices but hey ho  :hi:

I've noticed a lot more "Available Today" on AW profiles than normal.

Offline Nomerzypuntr

I've noticed a lot more "Available Today" on AW profiles than normal.

Same, I also seen many “Available Today”, they are not getting enough clients