When: June 2026
Type: Incall
Location: Victoria
Duration: 30min
Price: £100
Services: LFK,OW(DT), COB, Penetration (protected)
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External Link/Members OnlyI've visited HOD multiple times in the past and had experiences that ranged from ok (Kassandra, Mixy) through Good (Jess) to spectacular (Bunny), but this was probably the first poor experience.
Comms: Easy enough via Whatsapp, confirmed all services on the website were available and included (more on that later).
In retrospect, website has false information.
The girl: I was slightly disappointed with Louise's looks. While it's her in the photos I would guess she's a decade older, a bit plain and with no unique selling point besides her tits.
I could tell the heat was getting to her, and while she tried to be friendly and professional, she came across as uninterested and rushing to be done with me.
The Encounter: I arrived a few minutes early in the hopes of having a quick shower but was made to wait in the kitchen until after the scheduled time.
I was then let into the room and having expressed a desire to shower, had to wait again.
After a quick shower I walked back into the room and Louise followed me.
A quick conversation revealed that Louise does not provide COF and WS is extra (despite no mention on website, and the maid confirming otherwise via text).
Having made an effort to get there I decided to stay.
Rather than hearing anything about what I had in mind for our meet, Louise politely instructed me to lie on my back and proceeded with some fondling to erect my interest.
After less than a minute of OWO, Louise complained that I was 'leaky' (i.e. there being a bit of pre-cum, something no woman who ever gave me oral without ever complained about) and without much ceremony decided that its OW from here on out.
After a few minutes of quite meaningless OW, we proceeded to some of the most uninspired, uninterested shagging in history.
By now, it was all I could do to just try and stay hard. I pulled out and told her I want her to suck a bit before I cum on her tits.
Louise immediately risen to return me to the original lying position for some OW, and when I explained getting rid of the condom the idea behind asking for the BJ she reasserted she won't do OWO and proceeded (without discussion) to finishing me off by hand.
To finish off this very underwhelming experience, I wanted to go and shower, with 5-10 minutes left on my booking, but was told again I had to wait.
Eventually I was let into a bathroom for a very quick shower to discover that my belongings were moved unceremoniously to clear the room as we had "gone over".
All in all, this experience really puts the 'con' in 'conveyour belt' - I won't be coming back for either Louise, or HOD.
