Author Topic: Lana_Amazing.Palmers Green  (Read 3344 times)


2 review(s) for Lana_Amazing (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Online kasamaa

Is there’s something I’ve maybe missed here?

Are we talking about reports on here or outside of the forum?

Offline Ron89

I would like to comment on the friend, Bia. She isn’t particularly attractive and is an Amazon of a woman. Lana was busy and walked from this one

Offline patelprat

I would like to comment on the friend, Bia. She isn’t particularly attractive and is an Amazon of a woman. Lana was busy and walked from this one

That's disappointing.

Did she only offer her friend after you had already arrived to see Lana, or she told you beforehand?

« Last Edit: June 20, 2026, 01:48:09 pm by patelprat »

Offline Ron89

« Last Edit: June 20, 2026, 01:54:45 pm by Ron89 »

Offline Ron89

Got the vibe that Lana is very busy and can confirm that she takes multiple bookings for the same time. Have a plan b ready. Her friend was a last resort but too unattractive to persevere with. She was a big girl.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2026, 01:55:49 pm by Ron89 »

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“Some” is doing a lot of work here. Some have also publicly expressed they’re frightened and definitely haven’t seen you again and won’t be willing to.

This is old ground, we banned him previously on these accusations, then looked into it further, the mods and site owner decided we weren’t banning anyone here based solely on 3rd party information from SP sites, that could be slander or not.
This is a punting forum for punters.

We as a team are happy to let him back in, let’s leave it there please

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Offline folma322

Some say he leaves a trail of evidence wherever he goes.
This thread really has skidded off the mark so I'll bring back on topic, her tits real or enhanced.

Offline massagepuntingfan

This is old ground, we banned him previously on these accusations, then looked into it further, the mods and site owner decided we weren’t banning anyone here based solely on 3rd party information from SP sites, that could be slander or not.
This is a punting forum for punters.

We as a team are happy to let him back in, let’s leave it there please

Thanks for stepping in. Does get a bit much watching the same group battle each other on multiple threads.

Offline Denzel112

Some say he leaves a trail of evidence wherever he goes.
This thread really has skidded off the mark so I'll bring back on topic, her tits real or enhanced.

Her tits are real. She did mention to me that she wants to get them enhanced when she goes back to Brazil.

I met her again for a more intimate and passionate fuck, absolutely loved every minute of it. She has got to be one of the best kissers I have had. Natural lip kissing, I could literally just kiss and grope her for 20mins straight and come out a very happy man. I can't say about her DFK because it's not my thing and it usually gets left on the table when it's an extra.

She kept on encouraging me to fuck her harder(I guess that's just how she likes it) whilst I'm just trying to go slow to savour every minute, which I found hilarious because she held me tight and started thrusting herself into me.

It seems to me the more you go, the warmer she becomes. (if she likes you of course) The first ever punt with her was Wow. Now every time I go to see her I'm trying hard to not fall in love  :wacko: very rare for me to say this about any SP.

She has told me that she is receiving an abundance of messages for requests etc.. and it seems like she has become a little overwhelmed and also stressed and nervous because she is also receiving threats and blackmail of negative reviews if she doesn't do x y and z, which is a real shame.

« Last Edit: June 21, 2026, 07:22:29 am by Denzel112 »

Offline boardyhell

Just to clear things up,i post reviews because I enjoy contributing to the forum and sharing my experiences. I don’t discuss forum business with WGs,so nobody’s telling me whether I should or shouldn’t leave a review.If i met someone,I’ll review whether WG wants it or not.
The WG did message me asking if I’d posted a review. I said yeah, I had. She then told me she’d been contacted by quite a few people and that some had even been threatening her. She asked if I’d take my review down, but I told her that’s not something I’d be doing.
Later on,she text me again and told me she’d actually read my review properly and she absolutely loved every part of my review and she was actually really happy that I posted as she thinks it’s well written about our meeting,she told me someone sending her my review.

What I do think is a problem is people using the forum the wrong way. Sending reviews to WGs,using them as leverage to try and get a better deal.

For the record, I paid exactly what she quoted and got no discount.

the girl in question
In my experience, once a WG gets popular and reaches the stage where she can pick and choose who she sees, the rates usually go up.That’s just the game.

I know one forum darling who charged me extra for DFK, yet I know she wasn’t charging some other lads I know from here. If I started thinking I was entitled to exactly the same deal as those guys,I’d be kidding myself.
At the end of the day, there’s no point pressuring a WG or trying to force things. If she’s feeling uncomfortable or worried, you’re probably not going to get the best experience anyway.

the girl in question specifically asked you not to review her and you agreed.  she had taken down her profile because she was worried about a client knowing she was still working
she might have in danger and yet you stilł posted a review
I mailed you straight away and you apologised
believe me she was not happy about it and doesn't need a positive review from you
what does it say about you

Offline R.onee2o2IV

the girl in question specifically asked you not to review her and you agreed.  she had taken down her profile because she was worried about a client knowing she was still working
she might have in danger and yet you stilł posted a review
I mailed you straight away and you apologised
believe me she was not happy about it and doesn't need a positive review from you
what does it say about you

Mate,you okay there? What mail are you talking about? What apology?
You seem very confused.
I think you’re still stuck in the past from when I reviewed the forum darling.I can tell you still have some beef with me because she had so many good things to say about me to you. Jealous maybe?

I don’t have to explain myself, but what you’re saying is complete rubbish.

Offline boardyhell

I have no reason to post anything you unless you lying

Offline patelprat

I have no reason to post anything you unless you lying

As per quite a few of your recent posts, they are either spiteful or make no sense.

« Last Edit: June 21, 2026, 08:17:28 am by patelprat »

Offline boardyhell

looks like you two are in in league

Offline R.onee2o2IV

As per quite a few of your recent posts, they are either spiteful or make no sense.

Spot on mate,feels like someone’s got a bit of a chip on their shoulder   :lol:

Offline boardyhell

deny deny deny like your mate

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looks like you two are in in league

Why don't you focus by contributing with your own reviews (your last one was nearly a year ago), instead of bitching about other people.

Offline Norman Osborn

cant understand people talking to SPs about this site? surely it shouldnt be discussed, ive been asked a couple of times about it but have just pplayed dumb

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the girl in question specifically asked you not to review her and you agreed.  she had taken down her profile because she was worried about a client knowing she was still working
she might have in danger and yet you stilł posted a review
I mailed you straight away and you apologised
believe me she was not happy about it and doesn't need a positive review from you
what does it say about you

Why are you involved telling a member what to do and talking to a SP about UKP ?
That’s more concerning than his review.

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Why are you involved telling a member what to do and talking to a SP about UKP ?
That’s more concerning than his review.

If SP was upset on his arrival or he's a reg she might have said which could've prompted a simple enquiry about well being. Not unheard of.
SP could've asked if he knows UKP or already knows he's on it because she recognised his review?  Happens to many of us.

It's troubling that an investigation only got as far as reading some posts on a board.  We were given the impression in the past that the management had "their ways" to check complaints about mistreatment of SPs.  Pretty much our sole commitment to SPs about our membership.  Punters get booted for talking the wrong attitude here, surely accusations of coercion, harassment or threat to SPs warrant more investigation ? It has in the past.  :unknown:

Offline putalover1

I see her the other day and shes defintetly a nympho but i was a little put of by her tits that were completely wrinkled - no idea what that all about but it didnt look good. She also has a belly but face wise, attitude and sex all good so i would return as i live near.

I think she is now in Enfield.

Offline patelprat

I see her the other day and shes defintetly a nympho but i was a little put of by her tits that were completely wrinkled - no idea what that all about but it didnt look good. She also has a belly but face wise, attitude and sex all good so i would return as i live near.

I think she is now in Enfield.

do you think she had some sort of reduction surgery?

her service is clearly great. Not sure i'd fancy her body though.



Offline koshkaj

I see her the other day and shes defintetly a nympho but i was a little put of by her tits that were completely wrinkled - no idea what that all about but it didnt look good. She also has a belly but face wise, attitude and sex all good so i would return as i live near.

I think she is now in Enfield.

A review of your own would be very useful as this SP is quite new on the scene

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I see her the other day and shes defintetly a nympho but i was a little put of by her tits that were completely wrinkled - no idea what that all about but it didnt look good. She also has a belly but face wise, attitude and sex all good so i would return as i live near.

I think she is now in Enfield.

You're half way to writing your first review. Add a few more details to this information, and your done.

Just to to the to of the London Escort review page, click the "new review" button, and you're away.

Offline Heph

cat's out the bag now  :D
SPs should be strict with applying extras, to avoid this.

It's precisely this attitude of demanding transpatent standardisation and 'fairness' that caused the problem related below. Of course something as personal, intimate and subjective as sex, is going to be subject to personal variation according to taste & circumstance. The onus is on the follow-up enquirers not to behave like entitled commie-pricks.

You were right mate, :thumbsdown: she messaged me asking if I’d reviewed her anywhere and seems very upset and requesting me if I can delete my review.

Apparently she’s getting threats from some people who are trying to pressure her to reduce prices or give free services or do what they like,otherwise they’ll write bad reviews  :unknown:

So does this mean you won't be reviewing your experience?


Ditto: let's not be second-guessing other members who have plenty of reviews under their belt, on which encounters they choose to review, why and when.

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Offline koshkaj

Ditto: do eff-off second-guessing other members who have plenty of reviews on which encounters they choose to review, why and when.

No, i won't. don't like what i say, then don't read it. Or put me on ignore.
« Last Edit: Today at 01:23:36 am by koshkaj »

Offline Heph

No, i won't.

It is absolutely NOT your place to be policing other member's reasons for reviewing. Mods will, if they feel it necessary.
« Last Edit: Today at 01:33:18 am by Heph »

Offline patelprat

No, i won't. don't like what i say, then don't read it. Or put me on ignore.

The amount of times i've had to say the same to a few on here...