Lana_Amazing.Palmers Green

[R.onee2o2IV]

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Denzel112’s review is what put Lana on my radar

Comms : All sorted over WhatsApp. Lana handles her own bookings and she’s quick to reply. We had a load of messages back and forth, but she was spot on with comms the whole time.
Place 
Lovely modern flat in Palmers Green. There’s public pay-and-display parking right outside. No reception or doorman,straight into a downstairs flat. Big room, really comfy bed, and a modern bathroom. Dead discreet.
The Girl 
Photos are accurate, maybe a year or two old at most. I’d say she’s a size 10–12, busty. Age looks right for her profile,mid to late 20s. She’s definitely a very good-looking girl.

The Service: Knocked on the door and got greeted with full-on DFK and snogging and groping for a solid 5 mins.Then stood behind her for more FK and me kissing her neck and light pulling her hair.I do enjoy doing this especially as she was wanking me off then grinding her ass against my cock and she wasn’t in any rush to stop. She looked amazing in classy lingerie.We had a good chat first,she’s proper bubbly, chatty, and has a cracking sense of humour.
Money sorted,left it on her chest of drawers, and she didn’t even check it. Then straight back to kissing and things got heated quickly as we moved onto some sublime OWO.Lana down on her knees teasing and licking with her tongue and paying attention to my balls then rubbing her lips up and down my shaft using lots of saliva making it nice and sloppy, maintaining great eye contact throughout,This went on for quite a while then we switched up a gear with her  deep throating me and then we got into some hard face fucking and me holding her head when we she was balls deep.
Her OWO was top drawer,she’s really into it, great eye contact, and knows how to tease. We switched things up and she took control for a bit.Then we had a good snog and fumble on the bed before I returned the favour. She was very responsive, really wet, and she was genuinely into it, not the usual fake stuff you sometimes get. She did fairly wet and told me to carry on as she wants to cum and keep telling me how how she liked it a couple of times and think she really got into it – didn’t get the usual kind of response from a girl I usually get with others.I was enjoying myself then on the bed with me lay down in pronebone,you have a great view,and snogging,stopping for a bit of snogging in between. Change position When she was sat on me really started going for it so I joined in with increasing the pace with fucking her
After a while we go for doggy and leaning back to kiss me which was top drawer! Then again into prone bone,then we went for it in standing doggy with lana bent over the with me pulling her hair.she really likes hard.Kept going at this pace for quite a while and then she started to push back into me more and more. This is getting so wild and then we fucked in mish where she ask me to choke her and God knows what this girl is onto but she is not stopping so she fulfilled my fantasy to make it proper dirty and messy fucks and she is the perfect.

This happened before when I was with Grace Lopez as if I click with girls I can stay for long.It was really hot day so took a breather.We had some brief convo,She told me she will move to new place next week and love London so much and her cousin is staying with me who is also a WG.

Then we ran through again a bunch of positions prone bone,great view by the way,with breaks for more snogging,her on top where she really went for it while kissing my face off.
She likes it hard and was pushing back into me the whole time.We finished in missionary where she asked for choking. She’s full-on and doesn’t hold back,perfect if you like it dirty and messy.
The Meet 
£160 for 1 hour full service,give her a Tenner as a tips.Total 170.

No clock watching at all, phone was off the whole time. She seemed to love every minute and kept encouraging me to go harder.

Would I return? 
Already rebooked. She’s one of those rare girls who actually loves what she does. Total monster in bed. I left absolutely knackered



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[Jonestown]

Did you mean for this to be posted in the discussion forum or the review forum, if the latter please confirm so and give your rating for the punt.

[R.onee2o2IV]

Did you mean for this to be posted in the discussion forum or the review forum, if the latter please confirm so and give your rating for the punt.

Review please 🙏 and positive

[PilotMan]

Review please 🙏 and positive

Sorted.

Great review. I have to visit Palmers Green to see an elderly relative. Looks like my visit might take a bit longer than usual 

[R.onee2o2IV]

Sorted.

Great review. I have to visit Palmers Green to see an elderly relative. Looks like my visit might take a bit longer than usual 

Trust me, you’re not gonna regret it,you’ll be absolutely pampered 

[patelprat]

Sounds amazing. Maybe a bit larger than my usual type, but sounds like her service alone is worth it.

[sHiNy]

Looks good and sounds good. Hotlisted

[R.onee2o2IV]

Sounds amazing. Maybe a bit larger than my usual type, but sounds like her service alone is worth it.

She’s not got a very toned figure  but facially she is good looking and her service is honestly top class

[R.onee2o2IV]

Looks good and sounds good. Hotlisted

She is mate and also good VFM in my opinion 👍

[koshkaj]

Thanks for the review, OP. 

You mentioned you paid £160 for the hour, not including tip. As her base is £120ph, please could you confirm what was extra and what the price for them was? I am guessing £20 each for DFK and OWO? Previous reviewer Denzel said OWO was £30 and also mentioned that RO was extra too which you seem to have got for free? Seems there is some inconsistency in her services/pricing?

Do you know where she is moving to next?

her cousin is staying with me who is also a WG.

i read this as her cousin is staying with you, which raises some interesting questions 

[Denzel112]

Thanks for the review, OP. 

You mentioned you paid £160 for the hour, not including tip. As her base is £120ph, please could you confirm what was extra and what the price for them was? I am guessing £20 each for DFK and OWO? Previous reviewer Denzel said OWO was £30 and also mentioned that RO was extra too which you seem to have got for free? Seems there is some inconsistency in her services/pricing?

Do you know where she is moving to next?

i read this as her cousin is staying with you, which raises some interesting questions 

She's moving to Barnet on Monday

[R.onee2o2IV]

Thanks for the review, OP. 

You mentioned you paid £160 for the hour, not including tip. As her base is £120ph, please could you confirm what was extra and what the price for them was? I am guessing £20 each for DFK and OWO? Previous reviewer Denzel said OWO was £30 and also mentioned that RO was extra too which you seem to have got for free? Seems there is some inconsistency in her services/pricing?

Do you know where she is moving to next?

i read this as her cousin is staying with you, which raises some interesting questions 

Her initial quote was £120 base, £30 RO, £20 DFK and £20 OWO.

I’d heard her lip kissing was meant to be proper good, and I can confirm she does actually snog as long as you’re clean  so I didn’t bother with DFK separately. After a bit of back and forth over messages, she agreed on £160 with lip kiss, OWO and RO included.

As for her cousin  :lol:you know what I mean… wouldn’t be too bad having her staying with me. I only had a quick glimpse, but she’s looking fab as well 

[MLawro93]

You'll leave the booking completely shattered and a mess. She is just full on.

One thing to note, she did make a specific request to me at beginning when I met her that whatever happens in the booking stays in the booking. So not sure she would be happy with specific details and a blow by blow being written about her, assuming she can't link your profile here to AW. Just something to mind if you do intend review her. I assumed she was referring to UKP, but didn't ask further.

[Denzel112]

Her initial quote was £120 base, £30 RO, £20 DFK and £20 OWO.

I’d heard her lip kissing was meant to be proper good, and I can confirm she does actually snog as long as you’re clean  so I didn’t bother with DFK separately. After a bit of back and forth over messages, she agreed on £160 with lip kiss, OWO and RO included.

As for her cousin  :lol:you know what I mean… wouldn’t be too bad having her staying with me. I only had a quick glimpse, but she’s looking fab as well 

Yeah OWO was probably £20 extra I'm not actually sure, I had deleted her messages so I don't have her list saved. Last time I went there I didn't pay for OWO, but she sucked me without rubber, did tip her with some extra cash.

[patelprat]

cat's out the bag now 

SPs should be strict with applying extras, to avoid this.

[Denzel112]

cats out the bag now 

SPs should be strict with applying extras, to avoid this.

Mind you I have been to see her multiple times now and bought her a pack of ciggies, might be her way of saying thanks 

[R.onee2o2IV]

You'll leave the booking completely shattered and a mess. She is just full on.

One thing to note, she did make a specific request to me at beginning when I met her that whatever happens in the booking stays in the booking. So not sure she would be happy with specific details and a blow by blow being written about her, assuming she can't link your profile here to AW. Just something to mind if you do intend review her. I assumed she was referring to UKP, but didn't ask further.

Just hope she doesn’t start getting too busy and turn it into a conveyor-belt service.

She never said anything to me about not leaving her a review though, so hopefully she’s cool with it.

[koshkaj]

Thanks for all the replies. At £120 base she sounds pretty good. Extra are not too bad, apart from RO which is always a pisstake. I am tempted as it's pretty rare for an SP to leave me exhausted, it's usually the other way around, but there are a few gems out there.

With Brasilians it usually is all to do with how much they like you/how attracted to you they are/how often you visit them. Then enforcement of extras seems to fall by the wayside

[R.onee2o2IV]

cat's out the bag now 

SPs should be strict with applying extras, to avoid this.

I think she’s still finding her feet with the right rate as i managed to negotiate on the extras,so let’s see what others say after trying her.

[jamiekinkxxx]

cat's out the bag now 

SPs should be strict with applying extras, to avoid this.

Why are you going to try and say that she gave it free to ‘c’ so why do I need to pay?

[patelprat]

Why are you going to try and say that she gave it free to ‘c’ so why do I need to pay?

Do you ever have anything useful to contribute to reviews these days, or is it just continuing little pointless jabs and pokes now and then with your usual condescending tone, and nothing actually constructive?

[R.onee2o2IV]

You'll leave the booking completely shattered and a mess. She is just full on.

One thing to note, she did make a specific request to me at beginning when I met her that whatever happens in the booking stays in the booking. So not sure she would be happy with specific details and a blow by blow being written about her, assuming she can't link your profile here to AW. Just something to mind if you do intend review her. I assumed she was referring to UKP, but didn't ask further.

You were right mate, she messaged me asking if I’d reviewed her anywhere and seems very upset and requesting me if I can delete my review.

Apparently she’s getting threats from some people who are trying to pressure her to reduce prices or give free services or do what they like,otherwise they’ll write bad reviews 

[Kaluuu276]

Although not exactly the same scenario,  because she doesn't duo with the other sp.

It reminds me of a sp called Pocahontas and her friend , don't remember her name.

They worked years ago near Turnpike Lane a few stops away to this one.

I think both were amateur Brazilian porn actresses and were into PSE services.

Anyway , I WhatsApp her earlier but no reply ,maybe fully booked.

[koshkaj]

You'll leave the booking completely shattered and a mess. She is just full on.

One thing to note, she did make a specific request to me at beginning when I met her that whatever happens in the booking stays in the booking. So not sure she would be happy with specific details and a blow by blow being written about her, assuming she can't link your profile here to AW. Just something to mind if you do intend review her. I assumed she was referring to UKP, but didn't ask further.

So does this mean you won't be reviewing your experience?

[patelprat]

Apparently she’s getting threats from some people who are trying to pressure her to reduce prices or give free services or do what they like,otherwise they’ll write bad reviews 

for the record, it wasn't me 

it's a tough one. On the one hand you want to write accurately what you paid and what you did, as it's the truth, on the other hand it can put SPs in a difficult position, but in my mind they should not get into that situation to begin with if they don't want it potentially written about and used against them. Or make it very clear to the client that any concessions are not to be spoken about externally, although it's still a risk trusting someone you hardly know not to shout about it somewhere. Maybe inexperience or being new to the game and her not realising clients will potentially be discussing her with others.

[MLawro93]

You were right mate, she messaged me asking if I’d reviewed her anywhere and seems very upset and requesting me if I can delete my review.

Apparently she’s getting threats from some people who are trying to pressure her to reduce prices or give free services or do what they like,otherwise they’ll write bad reviews 

A good lesson to learn for anyone posting. We have plenty of members/lurkers here, and there are many punters who will take offence at escorts who they perceive as performing better for others. There is always an ugly side to this hobby. Just try to be as sensible as possible when writing reviews, sometimes too much detail isn't needed. Plus, if you ever get an extra for free at the SPs discretion then keep it to yourself and if you review, just say you paid. Yes sharing is caring here, but there are others who will use that information to weaponize it against the SPs. Why do they offer the extra for free or perform better for you than others, who knows...sometimes you just click with someone or maybe its all in your head given its all written from your POV, and this is the SPs business strategy to keep you sweet.

So does this mean you won't be reviewing your experience?

Nothing I have said there would indicate I wouldn't review. Reviews have a 6 month deadline. So plenty of time. Or maybe I won't? Sometimes I forget.

for the record, it wasn't me 

Not sure what is funny about the situation, even if it wasn't you this time. Not nice to see someone get threats just because they gave someone else an extra or two for free.

[patelprat]

even if it wasn't you this time. Not nice to see someone get threats just because they gave someone else an extra or two for free.

obviously it's not nice and i wasn't laughing at her situation.

and i see you are preaching to us again, mr perfect "a good lesson to learn".

[patelprat]

Plus, if you ever get an extra for free at the SPs discretion then keep it to yourself and if you review, just say you paid.

i don't think you should be tełłing punters what to write or not write on here, if it's not breaking rules. as i said, we should be able to write the truth. However, if an escort explicitly told me to keep something to myself, then I would.

[koshkaj]

unfortunately i don't think you can do much about it. there are plenty of lurkers here who will use the threat of bad reviews against SPs to try to get free services or a price reduction, regardless of what a review says.

i'm not fully convinced that this review has caused the issue, tbh. OP stated that he took the gamble and didn't pay the extra for DFK, and he essentially did pay for OWO and RO as that would have brought the total to £170. Can't really make a fuss over a tenner that he ended up giving her anyway. There is not really anything there to take and use against the SP price-wise, imo. it has been previously stated that Lana does kiss naturally so it was a calculated risk. do not think OP has written anything that he should feel bad about.

this is a forum for punters, so i'm not a fan of sanitising reviews at the SP's request. Whether or not you want to mention that you received some freebies or not should be up to you, feel free to not mention it but don't state that you paid for something that you didn't. The amount of detail or lack of detail with the main points covered should also be your choice. A lot of SPs do not want you to review them at all. So should we quit reviewing them? Where does it stop?

If i was to decide to go ahead and book Lana, i highly doubt that she is going to provide the earth shattering, dirty, messy, wobbly legs experience that has been suggested. i would go in not expecting anything given for free. But there are always going to be a group who will expect their experience to go exactly the same as a review and who try to do coerce the SP in some way. It is just part and parcel of how this hobby works and SPs should be prepared to deal with that rather than asking us to limit our reviews which then become less useful to the community, which this place is all about.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Do you ever have anything useful to contribute to reviews these days, or is it just continuing little pointless jabs and pokes now and then with your usual condescending tone, and nothing actually constructive?

Caught a raw nerve maybe… esp with you laughing about a SP getting attitude? mmmmm

As for me… I think I contribute quite a bit so I’ll continue to be me thank you very much… saying it as I see it.

[jamiekinkxxx]

obviously it's not nice and i wasn't laughing at her situation.

and i see you are preaching to us again, mr perfect "a good lesson to learn".

and now who is be condescending 

[patelprat]

Caught a raw nerve maybe… esp with you laughing about a SP getting attitude? mmmmm

As for me… I think I contribute quite a bit so I’ll continue to be me thank you very much… saying it as I see it.

Don't take the laugh the wrong way. It was obviously a laugh in reference to your earlier silly comment about me, not a laugh about the SP getting abuse from members.

I just don't like your little digs (for years) aimed at me on here. I never ever done it to you, so I don't expect you to do it to me. I wish people would focus on critiquing the escorts reviewed on this site, which is the main point of the site, and not each other.

[Garyhart]

Do you ever have anything useful to contribute to reviews these days, or is it just continuing little pointless jabs and pokes now and then with your usual condescending tone, and nothing actually constructive?

People are saying this because your character and antics are publicly available to read online. Many are VERY aware of the way you behave / treat SPs in person and their encounters with you mirror what we see here with your regular outbursts.

The innocent confused act isn’t fooling that many people anymore mate

[jamiekinkxxx]

Don't take the laugh the wrong way. It was obviously a laugh in reference to your earlier silly comment about me, not a laugh about the SP getting abuse from members.

I just don't like your little digs (for years) aimed at me on here. I never ever done it to you, so I don't expect you to do it to me. I wish people would focus on critiquing the escorts reviewed on this site, which is the main point of the site, and not each other.

But you just did! You said I don’t contribute anything and I’m condescending 

[patelprat]

People are saying this because your character and antics are publicly available to read online. Many are VERY aware of the way you behave / treat SPs in person and their encounters with you mirror what we see here with your regular outbursts.

The innocent confused act isn’t fooling that many people anymore mate

 

And I suppose you have undeniable proof of what you are saying? As I have said before, report me if you have an issue with me. Heck, even the mods made it clear directly to you, but you still persist... Just block/ignore me FFS. There is an ignore list on here. That goes for jamie too - report me or just block/ignore me.

[patelprat]

But you just did! You said I don’t contribute anything and I’m condescending 

you're doing it again  can't help yourself, arrogant.

[Garyhart]

And I suppose you have undeniable proof of what you are saying? As I have said before, report me if you have an issue with me. Heck, even the mods made it clear directly to you, but you still persist... Just blocks/ignore me FFS. There is an ignore list on here. That goes for jamie too - report me or just block/ignore me.

I’m 99% sure admins have read things online about you from multiple unrelated SPs. Get off whatever makes you so aggressive to people online and in person lol

One or two things can be dismissed but not threads of it

[jamiekinkxxx]

And I suppose you have undeniable proof of what you are saying? As I have said before, report me if you have an issue with me. Heck, even the mods made it clear directly to you, but you still persist... Just blocks/ignore me FFS. There is an ignore list on here. That goes for jamie too - report me or just block/ignore me.

Maybe people don’t want to block you as they want to be able to call you out when you act in certain ways

[patelprat]

I’m 99% sure admins have read things online about you from multiple unrelated SPs. Get off whatever makes you so aggressive to people online and in person lol

One or two things can be dismissed but not threads of it

what do you hope to achieve by spouting on? Trying to get me banned? just trying to understand your end game. Please enlighten me.

Again we're talking shit about each other when we should be focussed on the escort reviews.

[jamiekinkxxx]

you're doing it again  can't help yourself, arrogant.

Ouch I think I’ve 💯 caught a raw nerve? Now I’m arrogant

[Garyhart]

Maybe people don’t want to block you as they want to be able to call you out when you act in certain ways

+1

[patelprat]

Maybe people don’t want to block you as they want to be able to call you out when you act in certain ways

call me out, if you think justified, by reporting the relevant post to a mod. that's a better way. Any maybe enough of the broken record.

[Garyhart]

what do you hope to achieve by spouting on? Trying to get me banned? just trying to understand your end game. Please enlighten me.

Again we're talking shit about each other when we should be focussed on the escort reviews.

Don’t care about getting you banned, not my job or concern. You know exactly why I and others don’t like you constantly spamming SP updates unprompted and giving scathing ‘reviews’

[patelprat]

Don’t care about getting you banned, not my job or concern. You know exactly why I and others don’t like you constantly spamming SP updates unprompted and giving scathing ‘reviews’

i've been writing in the same manner for years on here. I am now a newbie. Just ignore me, no one is forcing you to read my posts or reviews.

and i honestly don't care if you like me or not, my aim is to review girls and pass on intel. Some will like my posts, some won't. And in return I get some good tips on who to see next based on reviews here. Nothing more.

[R.onee2o2IV]

Just to clear things up,i post reviews because I enjoy contributing to the forum and sharing my experiences. I don’t discuss forum business with WGs,so nobody’s telling me whether I should or shouldn’t leave a review.If i met someone,I’ll review whether WG wants it or not.
The WG did message me asking if I’d posted a review. I said yeah, I had. She then told me she’d been contacted by quite a few people and that some had even been threatening her. She asked if I’d take my review down, but I told her that’s not something I’d be doing.
Later on,she text me again and told me she’d actually read my review properly and she absolutely loved every part of my review and she was actually really happy that I posted as she thinks it’s well written about our meeting,she told me someone sending her my review.

What I do think is a problem is people using the forum the wrong way. Sending reviews to WGs,using them as leverage to try and get a better deal.

For the record, I paid exactly what she quoted and got no discount.
In my experience, once a WG gets popular and reaches the stage where she can pick and choose who she sees, the rates usually go up.That’s just the game.

I know one forum darling who charged me extra for DFK, yet I know she wasn’t charging some other lads I know from here. If I started thinking I was entitled to exactly the same deal as those guys,I’d be kidding myself.
At the end of the day, there’s no point pressuring a WG or trying to force things. If she’s feeling uncomfortable or worried, you’re probably not going to get the best experience anyway.

[PilotMan]

Unfortunately there are plenty of unsavoury characters who read this forum. I have been told by more than one SP that punters have attempted to blackmail them with demands for free services or they will leave a bad review.

[MLawro93]

obviously it's not nice and i wasn't laughing at her situation.

and i see you are preaching to us again, mr perfect "a good lesson to learn".

Sure. I think there is a level of discretion that is needed. I've known too many situations where SPs have complained about being harassed and threatened by punters who have read reviews from other punters where they write about getting extras for free or that the SPs did this or that, etc. I just want to try and avoid putting someone in this position. The good SPs are more likely to stay around if they aren't constantly being bombarded by twats.

If 'Mr Perfect' means paying on time, not being a boundary-pushing bellend, staying respectful, clean, and not leaving skid marks on the sheets, then yeah, I'm perfect. 

[Garyhart]

Sure. I think there is a level of discretion that is needed. I've known too many situations where SPs have complained about being harassed and threatened by punters who have read reviews from other punters where they write about getting extras for free or that the SPs did this or that, etc. I just want to try and avoid putting someone in this position. The good SPs are more likely to stay around if they aren't constantly being bombarded by twats.

If 'Mr Perfect' means paying on time, not being a boundary-pushing bellend, staying respectful, clean, and not leaving skid marks on the sheets, then yeah, I'm perfect. 

  there are punters who have done that before, that particular bit made for a funny read I must say

[patelprat]

If 'Mr Perfect' means paying on time, not being a boundary-pushing bellend, staying respectful, clean, and not leaving skid marks on the sheets, then yeah, I'm perfect. 

All i will say is don't be naive and take everything you read out there as gospel/truth. I will add that you and I continue to see some of the same girls, even as regulars, based on reviews posted.

This is tiresome.
i'm checking out of this thread now.
clearly a bit derailed.

I might return if we start talking about anything relevant to the review instead of me.

[Garyhart]

All i will say is don't be naive and take everything you read out there as gospel/truth. I will add that you and I continue to see some of the same girls, even as regulars, based on reviews posted.

This is tiresome.
i'm checking out of this thread now.
clearly a bit derailed.

I might return if we start talking about anything relevant to the review instead of me.

“Some” is doing a lot of work here. Some have also publicly expressed they’re frightened and definitely haven’t seen you again and won’t be willing to.