Whiffy growler 🤮

[Muff]

If during your visit down there should the girls fanny smell so you tell her or just beat a hasty retreat. And if you do give her a heads up how do you broach the subject ?

[RandomGuy99]

I wouldn't mention it on the booking maybe after the booking in a polite way but only if you don't want to go back.

[alabama1]

If during your visit down there should the girls fanny smell so you tell her or just beat a hasty retreat. And if you do give her a heads up how do you broach the subject ?

Don't you think it's time to stop being spoon fed 

[MaxVerstappen]

If during your visit down there should the girls fanny smell so you tell her or just beat a hasty retreat. And if you do give her a heads up how do you broach the subject ?

Tell her to go and have a wash ASAP

[MaxVerstappen]

I wouldn't mention it on the booking maybe after the booking in a polite way but only if you don't want to go back.

Nah, just ask her if her boiler is broken or something?! If she goes: “what do you mean babe?” I mean your pussy fucking stinks!!!

[Muff]

Don't you think it's time to stop being spoon fed 

What, is that what you’d tell her 

[alabama1]

What, is that what you’d tell her

No, that's what i am advising you. Are you incapable of thinking for yourself ? It's not bloody rocket science !   

[Muff]

No, that's what i am advising you. Are you incapable of thinking for yourself ? It's not bloody rocket science !   

You could pretty well make that comment to every question thats on here…..durr,  it’s a discussion forum innit !!

 If you don’t want to participate in the discussion why not just move on and leave the thread to those that might find it interesting.

[alabama1]

On the plus side 'Wiffey growler' would make a great name for a heavy rock band. 

[PilotMan]

Just an observation on the title "Wiffey growler"

Was that a Freudian slip you made on the typo; "Wifey growler", or did you mean "Whiffy growler"? 

[daviemac]

Just an observation on the title "Wiffey growler"

Was that a Freudian slip you made on the typo; "Wifey growler", or did you mean "Whiffy growler"? 

When I saw the thread I thought he was on about someone's wife.

Tell her to go and have a wash ASAP

Excessive washing can be the cause, it upsets the PH levels.

[Muff]

Just an observation on the title "Wiffey growler"

Was that a Freudian slip you made on the typo; "Wifey growler", or did you mean "Whiffy growler"? 

Missspelt it sory 🙄

[Coriniumstud]

I did have a meeting once where she stank of Shit, quickest 69 I’ve ever had

[Heph]

Missspelt it sory 🙄

evn bettter

I did have a meeting once where she stank of Shit, quickest 69 I’ve ever had

Estimated time over target?

[Coriniumstud]

evn bettter
Estimated time over target?

Just Two licks

[RandomGuy99]

Just tell em straight and see what happens.

They probably need some tenors in the local choir.

[Munter84]

I'm sure there's a diplomatic way of getting her to shower - maybe suggest a shared shower, or apologetically ask if you can give her a quick wet wipe as you're a bit of a clean freak, or whatever.

Less diplomatically, WGs are supposed to be professionals and there's no excuse for them to be be offering services in a smelly or unwashed state. They'd cancel our booking or decline services for the same thing, so why should they get a pass? "Sorry love, I'd feel more comfortable if you could just have a quick wash down there" should do it. She may not be happy, but guess what, you're not happy at having to ask.

[Heph]

Just Two licks

The message was received: she knew

[scutty brown]

Missspelt it sory 🙄

yeah, you really muffed it up

[MaxVerstappen]

Excessive washing can be the cause, it upsets the PH levels.

This is true, however when it comes to the girl in question I have a feeling it was due to poor hygiene/wet wiping between clients.

[Muff]

Caption competition:-

Baldrick, she’s got the smelliest twat since……………………………..

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[Doc Holliday]

This is true, however when it comes to the girl in question I have a feeling it was due to poor hygiene/wet wiping between clients.

He posted in another thread replying to another punter's review and mentioning he was sensitive to smells, I don't think in this thread he was referring to anyone specifically and it was a general question?

Sex is a messy business involving bodily fluids and for me personally not being totally 'fresh' has never put me off giving oral (other factors have much more relevance). See edit below

The exception is Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) which Davie hinted at and which is can be related to 'over cleaning' or poor choice of soaps/technique. Sexual activity generally is also a trigger so sex work is not really ideal. Some women are considerably more prone to BV than others and it tends to be recurring.
Vaginal floral balance is a complex subject and some women can be a martyr to their love tunnels!! BV is fairly common.

It has a very distinctive and pungent 'fishy' smell which once encountered you will remember.

I personally think you should inform the person that you suspect it, as it requires treatment, though is not really a risk to the punter other than the smell. 

I have never told an SP they are not entirely fresh as it is unlikely to change anything, but have told a number where I suspected BV. I did this in a 'delicate manner' and always at the end 

This had varying outcomes from 'thank you' to 'fuck off' 

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EDIT I should add that a normal healthy vagina is not odourless. It is also to a degree individually variable. I prefer that 'natural' smell to the overpowering smell of cleaning products/ perfumes


 

[raging_bull]

You put on your British politeness Keep Calm and Carry On hat and get stuck in

[MaxVerstappen]

I prefer that 'natural' smell to the overpowering smell of cleaning products/ perfumes

Same here. For the same reason I also like hairy cunts, as the hair traps pheromones and the smell is just divine imo 

[Paul9144]

When I saw the thread I thought he was on about someone's wife.
Excessive washing can be the cause, it upsets the PH levels.

He posted in another thread replying to another punter's review and mentioning he was sensitive to smells, I don't think in this thread he was referring to anyone specifically and it was a general question?

Sex is a messy business involving bodily fluids and for me personally not being totally 'fresh' has never put me off giving oral (other factors have much more relevance). See edit below

The exception is Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) which Davie hinted at and which is can be related to 'over cleaning' or poor choice of soaps/technique. Sexual activity generally is also a trigger so sex work is not really ideal. Some women are considerably more prone to BV than others and it tends to be recurring.
Vaginal floral balance is a complex subject and some women can be a martyr to their love tunnels!! BV is fairly common.

It has a very distinctive and pungent 'fishy' smell which once encountered you will remember.

I personally think you should inform the person that you suspect it, as it requires treatment, though is not really a risk to the punter other than the smell. 

I have never told an SP they are not entirely fresh as it is unlikely to change anything, but have told a number where I suspected BV. I did this in a 'delicate manner' and always at the end 

This had varying outcomes from 'thank you' to 'fuck off' 

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EDIT I should add that a normal healthy vagina is not odourless. It is also to a degree individually variable. I prefer that 'natural' smell to the overpowering smell of cleaning products/ perfumes

Same here. For the same reason I also like hairy cunts, as the hair traps pheromones and the smell is just divine imo 

I have to agree gents, (I don't know about the hairy bush bit though)

[daviemac]

I have to agree gents, (I don't know about the hairy bush bit though)

Pubic hair on women serves two purposes, one it retains the scent of pheromones to stimulate the male and it reduces friction and cushions the pubic bone during intercourse.

[Paul9144]

Pubic hair on women serves two purposes, one it retains the scent of pheromones to stimulate the male and it reduces friction and cushions the pubic bone during intercourse.

Fair enough and noted mate

I'll go along with that and keep it in mind for any hairy encounters that may occur

[Thephoenix]

Same here. For the same reason I also like hairy cunts, as the hair traps pheromones and the smell is just divine imo 

Until I was well into my 50s/60s I'd never seen a bare fanny.
I agree with your comments, and in any case I don't like women to have fannies that look like a 12 year olds.

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[Ivor Hunch]

depends entirely on what the odour is.  women's genitalia are not meant to be scentless lab-conditions sterile deserts.

All our senses do, or should, feed into attraction-  the zipless fuck (erica jong if you need to google it) may have been an important step in the sexual revolution, but the whiffless fuck is definitely a retrograde step

[MaxVerstappen]

Until I was well into my 50s/60s I'd never seen a bare fanny.
I agree with your comments, and in any case I don't like women to have fannies that look like a 12 year olds.

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Same here

[Massage Bloke]

You could pretty well make that comment to every question thats on here…..durr,  it’s a discussion forum innit !!

 If you don’t want to participate in the discussion why not just move on and leave the thread to those that might find it interesting.

+1

I don't know why he does it...

It's incredibly tiresome.

[mills_and_bhuna]

Excessive washing can be the cause, it upsets the PH levels.

I've experienced this.
I'm absolutely certain it wasn't through lack of hygiene as her house was spotless and I'd seen her before with no issues.
It's a bit like how using antibiotics can cause fungal infections.

[chodu1]

I usually text them "I like licking pussy, so please be fresh" a few minutes before I arrive there and if they have any decency, they get the hint and at least give it a perfunctory wipe.

Imagine opening a donut shop and not giving a fuck how your donuts are. It's just as unforgivable.

[Colston36]

If during your visit down there should the girls fanny smell so you tell her or just beat a hasty retreat. And if you do give her a heads up how do you broach the subject ?

I like the reek of cunt, and I'm not alone.. Napoleon loved it. He once wrote to Josephine from the battlefield "Back in three days. Don't wash.

Aly Khan, a famous playboy when I was young, was also keen on unwashed pussy. Soap does nothing to improve it. But prior sex does. I lived in France for a while. They had the right idea.

[scutty brown]

I like the reek of cunt, and I'm not alone.. Napoleon loved it. He once wrote to Josephine from the battlefield "Back in three days. Don't wash.

Aly Khan, a famous playboy when I was young, was also keen on unwashed pussy. Soap does nothing to improve it. But prior sex does. I lived in France for a while. They had the right idea.

there's  a heck of a  difference though between natural odours and the rotting kipper flavour of bacterial vaginosis - which can indicate the presence of the clap or other STDs.

[Heph]

there's  a heck of a  difference though between natural odours and the rotting kipper flavour of bacterial vaginosis - which can indicate the presence of the clap or other STDs.

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[Muff]

No, that's what i am advising you. Are you incapable of thinking for yourself ? It's not bloody rocket science !   

Turned out to be an interesting thread then Ala 😳😳

[Bonker]

 I have a subtle but effective way of pointing this out. I take my guitar to punts and when the situation arises, I sing an adapted version of Phoebe's song. From the TV show Friends.

Smelly cunt, smelly cunt
What is she feeding you?
Do you have a dose?
Cos you're hurtin my nose.

[Thephoenix]

I have a subtle but effective way of pointing this out. I take my guitar to punts and when the situation arises, I sing an adapted version of Phoebe's song. From the TV show Friends.

Smelly cunt, smelly cunt
What is she feeding you?
Do you have a dose?
Cos you're hurtin my nose.

Don't give up your day job.

[hamchang]

Until I was well into my 50s/60s I'd never seen a bare fanny.
I agree with your comments, and in any case I don't like women to have fannies that look like a 12 year olds.

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Never saw a hairy fanny until I was in my 30's. Must say I don't mind a bit of minge these days

[Colston36]

depends entirely on what the odour is.  women's genitalia are not meant to be scentless lab-conditions sterile deserts.

All our senses do, or should, feed into attraction-  the zipless fuck (erica jong if you need to google it) may have been an important step in the sexual revolution, but the whiffless fuck is definitely a retrograde step

Not just a step, a giant leap backwards.

[mhambertec]

Until I was well into my 50s/60s I'd never seen a bare fanny.
I agree with your comments, and in any case I don't like women to have fannies that look like a 12 year olds.

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I agree, and I don't know why men find bald fannies so nice.

Seeing the sight of a natural pussy is a turn on and is meant to evoke your sexual instincts.

Not the other way round. 

Seeing a non puberty looking woman is wrong!!

Most women have been brainwashed to believe that shaving is hygienic and that Public Hair causes them to smell foul.

[mhambertec]

Never saw a hairy fanny until I was in my 30's. Must say I don't mind a bit of minge these days

Pulling a woman and then seeing a hairy fanny come out used to be a turn on!! You knew you had a womans growling pussy wanting it. 
Now the knickers come off, and you get to see a little moneybox like they were 12 or 13. 

[mhambertec]

Until I was well into my 50s/60s I'd never seen a bare fanny.
I agree with your comments, and in any case I don't like women to have fannies that look like a 12 year olds.

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I saw an escort a couple of weeks ago who advertised that she was unshaven.
She was wearing a lovey crotchless outfit, and once we got into it, she lay back, showed some breast, opened her legs and flashed that hairy gash.

OMG, what a sight, it just invited you to get in there.

She said that loads of men were coming to see her just for the fact that she had a hairy one.

It was a beautiful sight seeing it, and I am sure it made my job easier with being able to cum.

Bald ones are not natural and should not arouse men.

 

[PilotMan]

I saw an escort a couple of weeks ago who advertised that she was unshaven.
She was wearing a lovey crotchless outfit, and once we got into it, she lay back, showed some breast, opened her legs and flashed that hairy gash.

OMG, what a sight, it just invited you to get in there.

She said that loads of men were coming to see her just for the fact that she had a hairy one.

It was a beautiful sight seeing it, and I am sure it made my job easier with being able to cum.

Bald ones are not natural and should not arouse men.

I'm sure your fellow UKP Members who love a bushy minge will appreciate a review of this furry delight.

[Doc Holliday]

Until I was well into my 50s/60s I'd never seen a bare fanny.
I agree with your comments, and in any case I don't like women to have fannies that look like a 12 year olds.

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Only just got round to reading that quite long linked article. An interesting read thanks 

My formative sexual experiences largely spanned the early seventies. However my first photographic viewing of female pubic hair was a few years earlier as 13/14 year old, when a fellow pupil circulated a Scandanavian naturist mag, acquired from his father. Hugely arousing at the time.

So from then, the search for the holy grail began. Some time before I saw the real thing, I had multiple experiences of just 'feeling' pubic hair, as my hand successfully negotiated its way to the target zone, during heavy petting and without being stopped! To this day I still find the wandering hand and the subsequent feel a turn on.

So I viewed and handled a very large number during the seventies and never a shaved one did I encounter.

Fast forward around 25 years and many hundreds of new experiences and sadly the norm was very much depleted pubic hair and frequently none at all.

[Thephoenix]

Only just got round to reading that quite long linked article. An interesting read thanks 

My formative sexual experiences largely spanned the early seventies. However my first photographic viewing of female pubic hair was a few years earlier as 13/14 year old, when a fellow pupil circulated a Scandanavian naturist mag, acquired from his father. Hugely arousing at the time.

So from then, the search for the holy grail began. Some time before I saw the real thing, I had multiple experiences of just 'feeling' pubic hair, as my hand successfully negotiated its way to the target zone, during heavy petting and without being stopped! To this day I still find the wandering hand and the subsequent feel a turn on.

Getting to 'third base' in the back jigger with Blousy Brenda from the Girl Guides  was often enough to make me cum in my C&A 'Y fronts'.
At which point I'd usually lose interest.
In any case I didn't have the faintest idea what to do when I got there.

She thought I was being gentlemanly escorting her home, but as it was about a ten minute walk I was hoping for some serious necking, grinding and thrusting in her porch, which would inevitably lead to another offload.

I'd quite likely wear the same Yfronts the next day.

[mhambertec]

I'm sure your fellow UKP Members who love a bushy minge will appreciate a review of this furry delight.

I should, but she doesn't work a lot and said she gets inundated with men because she has said she is hairy.
So I have to respect her wishes.

But on the other hand, I am sure there are so many SPs who are losing out on work because of the hairless trend 

Most people I have mentioned her to said they want to see her just for that.

Every time I see a SP, I think errghh bald and stubbly once the fanny comes out.

I think it gives me ED issues too.

[daviemac]

I should, but she doesn't work a lot and said she gets inundated with men because she has said she is hairy.
So I have to respect her wishes.

If she advertises as being hairy what difference would you posting a review make? this is an escort review site after all and posting reviews is a condition of membership..

[FLYING BLUE]

I should,

Agreed