I give a bit of a sprawling overview of the party in this review. If you want a brief summary, I provide one at the end.Links:
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External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice: £150 for 2 hours. If it’s your first time you’re expected to pay a £50 deposit in advance.
Services: Differed across the SPs. OWO was provided by all except one, from what I could tell. Everything vanilla was catered for: the usual positions, RO, some FK depending on SP, and so on. I can't be totally accurate since I didn't interact with every SP.
Comms: Pretty painless, attendance was organised via email.
Location: North of Glasgow City Centre. Accessible by bus. Not close to any train station other than Cowcaddens subway, kinda sorta, if you don't mind a walk. Plenty of parking space.
Girls:
Niki, Miss Crude, Safire, Phoebe, Louise + female guest. As you'll see in my review, I have a hard time matching names with faces, so I only have a vague idea of who was actually there.
I suggest just checking out the website if you’re curious how they look, it’d be too much effort to describe all of them in detail.
Since she isn’t pictured, I’ll let you know that the female guest was a blonde, attractive woman. Average height. Friendly and approachable. Really nice, soft-looking body. I honestly can’t remember how big her breasts were, but she had a great, plump arse.
They were all 30+ and obviously experienced.
Event:
This is a review of the event that took place on 16/06/2026.
First of all, if you’re like I was, tempted but a little nervous about attending one of these events, please trust me when I say there’s nothing to worry about. I can absolutely assure you that you won’t be out of place. People of all shapes and sizes were there, and no one cared. The guys were all friendly and the SPs were welcoming and accommodating. You’ll be surprised at how normal everything feels once the action commences.
I have to say that the event was considerably more professional than I expected it to be. There were multiple receptionists, numbered containers for your clothes and possessions, and a cloakroom for bags and coats and such. The rooms were spotless to begin with, and bins were provided for the waste from the typical accoutrements associated with gangbangs.
When you first arrive, you stand in a queue in the entrance corridor, waiting to be handed a numbered container with a towel & wristband inside. If it’s your first time attending one of these events, this is likely the most nerve-wracking part but honestly, you’ll get over it quickly. Apprehension is normal, but you must keep in mind no one’s judging you. Everyone involved knows what’s going on, and no one’s shocked you’re there.
Once you receive your container you’re directed to a changing room. There you’ll strip off and place your clothing and possessions into the container, wear the wristband and wrap yourself in the towel provided. There is a shower somewhere but since I showered before I left, I didn't make use of it. After handing your container in (it’s numbered and shares the number with your wristband) you make your way upstairs and wait around until the action begins. The wait is a tiny bit awkward, since everyone's standing around in towels and don't really know where to look, but it's pretty exhilarating too, waiting for the girls to appear.
After waiting for maybe 10 minutes, the organiser appeared and introduced the female guest and explained she operates a little differently than the SPs: consent, although important at all times regardless of professional status, was a point stressed with the guest. Ask first, then play.
There were two main playrooms. Both of them had 3 double beds lined up together. There was a darker room, with a black theme + nice ambient lighting, and a lighter room, that was, if my memory doesn’t fail me, pink-ish and featured a sex swing that, unfortunately, went unused for as long as I was there. The rooms got pretty hot but there were large electric fans provided in both, if you wanted to cool down. Each room also had little piles of condoms and wet wipes that you were free to make use of at your leisure.
The girls finally made their way into the rooms and picked their spots which they seemed to stick to throughout. Once the action began it was all very surreal, it was a bit like watching a stage play version of a film you’ve watched a thousand times; porn in real life. After a few minutes, however, the initial surreality wears off and the activities become very normal and natural to both watch and engage in.
If you want to get in on the action you do need to, politely, muscle your way in. If you don’t you’ll just be standing there with your dick in your hand, unless that’s what you’re into. There were quite a few voyeurs, which no one seemed to mind; once you’re getting some action you forget you’re being watched, honestly.
I received OWO from a few providers and performed some RO. The hygiene of the SPs was excellent; I didn’t get a whiff of anything vile and the cunts I licked all tasted fresh. They were all very consistent about wiping themselves down after sex too, which is always good to see. I’ve never personally been a huge penetrative sex guy, plus I admit I had a tiny bit of stage fright about that in particular, so I didn’t indulge in the ol’ in & out this time around. Everyone who did seem satisfied, however.
The best SP there was, at least in my opinion, Niki. I thought she was the most attractive and had the best personality. She had amazing dirty talk, great oral skills and a pussy that loved to gush. Superb.
The female guest was very hot and active but, as another reviewer mentioned, she was getting a lot of attention so unless you had the patience to hover around for 10+ minutes, or got lucky with your timing, you weren’t getting a look-in. Incredibly exciting to watch her in action though, she was taking and sucking cock almost the entire time.
Miss Crude (at least I think it was her, it’s pretty difficult to tell who’s who) provided a unique experience, I’ve never been with a tattooed woman before, not my type usually, but I did enjoy the sight of the ‘cumslut’ tattoo on her arse; that’s an image I’ll never forget.
The only SP that didn’t really tempt me was, and forgive me if I get the name wrong, Louise. I didn’t find her particularly attractive and her service was very mechanical, from what I witnessed. She’s also the only one who didn’t provide OWO, which I’m not judging, everyone has their own safety standards, but I didn’t find OW at a gangbang particularly enticing. Others definitely availed themselves of her services however, so she could very well be your type, we all have our preferences.
I honestly can’t match the other SPs to their pics & names on the website, but I’ll say the woman with the curly hair (Phoebe, maybe?) seemed to provide a great service, but she was always busy so I only got to grope her a bit. The other woman with dark hair (Safire, I guess?) was nice enough but not really my type and not someone I’d ever book individually, so I didn’t spend much time with her.
The only thing I found a bit weird and annoying was most girls keeping on their underwear for most of the party. Maybe it’s just me but I hate pulling underwear to the side, it’s such an annoying little hindrance. I'd have much preferred total nudity. A very minor complaint but I felt compelled to mention it.
If I’ve misremembered something, accept my apologies in advance, it all went by in a bit of a blur.
Brief Summary:
The venue was great and the service professional. Towels, condoms and wet wipes were provided. It was a no-judgement zone, everyone of all shapes and sizes was there, so if you’re tempted to try one of these parties out, just do it! The SPs were welcoming, accommodating and provided the basic vanilla service you’d expect from a generic booking. If you want action you’ll have to politely force your way in, so don’t hang back unless you enjoy the voyeurism aspect of gangbangs. Everyone has their own taste, but I found Niki to be a particular highlight. The 2 hours pass quickly, so be sure to get stuck in while you can. For £150 it's really good value for money.
Would I return? I’m not sure. It’s not really my scene, I must admit. I’m largely a fetishist and prefer the intimacy of a one-on-one booking. I feel I’ve satisfied my curiosity but I’m definitely not counting out a potential return.
