She cut my toe nails!

[RedKettle]

This made me smile today.

I had a session with my long term regular Thai for an excellent deep massage with great happy ending.  Been seeing her for years, god knows how often, so we know the boundaries and I always feel much better after a visit.

Today she had just started when she left the room, never done that before during a massage.  We know each other well enough to give some slack so I was not bothered, assumed she needed the loo or similar.  Anyway comes back in and starts clipping my toe nails, nothing said just clipping away.  Finishes that and gets back on with the massage.

Never had that before, was slightly surreal.  I did not even think they were that long!  However she did a good job and there was no charge for extras! 

[MaxVerstappen]

yawn

[finn5555]

This made me smile today.

I had a session with my long term regular Thai for an excellent deep massage with great happy ending.  Been seeing her for years, god knows how often, so we know the boundaries and I always feel much better after a visit.

Today she had just started when she left the room, never done that before during a massage.  We know each other well enough to give some slack so I was not bothered, assumed she needed the loo or similar.  Anyway comes back in and starts clipping my toe nails, nothing said just clipping away.  Finishes that and gets back on with the massage.

Never had that before, was slightly surreal.  I did not even think they were that long!  However she did a good job and there was no charge for extras! 

Wow 🤣

[RandomGuy99]

Just a hint that you need to cut your toe nails before you turn up next time.

[diver ted]

Japanese Momoco used to include a full pedicure unprompted - really threw me first time I saw her.
Last review of this SP doesn't mention pedicure and questions the change of photos on her profile as it's not her at all!
I don't think she was Japanese either....
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[Cactus]

I got a massage on a beach in Cambodia years ago, face down and I heard a clicking noise. Took a moment to realise the lass was clipping my toe nails, then gave them a good filing

[Punterperson1971]

I got a massage on a beach in Cambodia years ago, face down and I heard a clicking noise. Took a moment to realise the lass was clipping my toe nails, then gave them a good filing

Must have looked weird having your toenails cut though

[MaxVerstappen]

Just a hint that you need to cut your toe nails before you turn up next time.

Exactly.

She was grossed out by OP’s minging toe nails so she had to clip them immediately otherwise she would have been 

[RedKettle]

yawn

So why have you commented twice??!!  You don't like then simply pass by.

[RedKettle]

Just a hint that you need to cut your toe nails before you turn up next time.

Perhaps, oh well if that is the worst thing about my hygiene it is not so bad. 

[nerascal]

I know a Thai who does the same for some clients.

She would go shopping for emery boards and clippers to manicure some older customers and maybe those with minging unkept nails 😂

[MaxVerstappen]

Perhaps, oh well if that is the worst thing about my hygiene it is not so bad. 

Did she not offer you some Doritos to go with your knob cheese?! 

[fairyguy]

Ask yourself OP if she would would cut your toe nails in her own time..

You paid her a rate of £3 a minute to cut your toe nails so you got scammed

[puntingking]

This made me smile today.

Reading this thread you posted also made me smile today 

[Stevelondon]

So a lass the OP has been seeing for a long time. Feels comfortable enough to give him a quick toe nail clip.

So the OP thinks it funny enough to post on here.
Fair enough.
But why should that need to raise concerns about the OP’s personal hygiene. Helmet cheese for fucks sake. 🤷🏼

Plus…….a quick pedicure but someone’s got to mention the cost of the punt by the minute…….. scammed……. Really 🤷🏼

Jeez. Some folk need to get a life.

[Colston36]

Japanese Momoco used to include a full pedicure unprompted - really threw me first time I saw her.
Last review of this SP doesn't mention pedicure and questions the change of photos on her profile as it's not her at all!
I don't think she was Japanese either....
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I believe there are hardly any if any genuine Japanese stumpets around at all. For that matter I recently saw a lady who passes as Indian.  Having spent a lot of time in India, had an Indian mistress when younger and flat shared a flat with an indian years ago I doubt it, but I don't care because she's amazing in bed.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Japanese Momoco used to include a full pedicure unprompted - really threw me first time I saw her.
Last review of this SP doesn't mention pedicure and questions the change of photos on her profile as it's not her at all!
I don't think she was Japanese either....
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DT

Agreed!  She gets out her tool box, work table and work light and gets to work...totally unprompted and works like a pro till ya feet are sweet..

Then, hops back into bed.. Note! Those pics ain't her and she ain't that young/slim either...wish she was. 

Agree also with Colston, ain't no proper full Japanese Escorts on the scene, and when there is her prices are astronomical..

[RedKettle]

Ask yourself OP if she would would cut your toe nails in her own time..

You paid her a rate of £3 a minute to cut your toe nails so you got scammed

I tend to take a more relaxed view to this game than some.  She has never been a clock watcher so I am not getting wound up by a couple of minutes clipping away.  Also I pay her way less than £3 per minute!!

Perhaps you are getting scammed if you pay £180 for a massage and HE? 

[RedKettle]

So a lass the OP has been seeing for a long time. Feels comfortable enough to give him a quick toe nail clip.

So the OP thinks it funny enough to post on here.
Fair enough.
But why should that need to raise concerns about the OP’s personal hygiene. Helmet cheese for fucks sake. 🤷🏼

Plus…….a quick pedicure but someone’s got to mention the cost of the punt by the minute…….. scammed……. Really 🤷🏼

Jeez. Some folk need to get a life.

I know.

I wonder whether these days the younger blokes do not go to the pub with their mates.  Often in a group with a few pints the conversation will rapidly move from subject to subject, some being fairly serious and some being complete nonsense but fun.  It is banter and you roll with it. 

[Thephoenix]

Agree also with Colston, ain't no proper full Japanese Escorts on the scene, and when there is her prices are astronomical..

Maybe not here but there are plenty in Australia and the one's I saw some years ago were expensive but provided exceptional service.

They also encouraged me to engage in anal sex which may stem from an arsehole......sorry loophole, in the laws on prostitution in Japan which criminalise 'sexual intercourse' for payment but perhaps oddly don't criminalise SW for providing other services like anal, oral, tit wanks etc.

[snaitram99]

Ask yourself OP if she would would cut your toe nails in her own time..

You paid her a rate of £3 a minute to cut your toe nails so you got scammed

I don't know how much chiropodists, or whatever they're called these days, charge* but older men often have difficulty dealing with their toenails so it may be worthwhile including it in a massage appointment. 

*Apparently between £25 and £45 according to Google AI

[RedKettle]

I believe there are hardly any if any genuine Japanese stumpets around at all. For that matter I recently saw a lady who passes as Indian.  Having spent a lot of time in India, had an Indian mistress when younger and flat shared a flat with an indian years ago I doubt it, but I don't care because she's amazing in bed.

I have only had sex with one Japanese woman and it was amazing.  There was some doubt expressed around her profile whether she was genuinely Japanese but it fulfilled my fantasy so I am sticking to the story that she was!!

[jseop109]

It did happen to me once and I mentioned it in my review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=403497.0

[Fence Post]

Back to the main topic, who is she, mine are about ready?

[RedKettle]

It did happen to me once and I mentioned it in my review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=403497.0

I did wonder whether it would be something that others had experienced - mind you at least she asked, mine just started clipping!!

[Clarence Boddicker]

In Bangkok, I had my back waxed and came out in spots, a few days later I was in a parlour when the SP sat on my arse and started bursting my zits. Ngl, I felt so pampered and taken care of, I rediscovered my raging horn so quickly and had one of the best round 2s ever.

[Iamforreal]

I don't know how much chiropodists, or whatever they're called these days, charge* but older men often have difficulty dealing with their toenails so it may be worthwhile including it in a massage appointment. 

*Apparently between £25 and £45 according to Google AI

I'm going to one and getting charged £50, clearly I'm getting scammed  , will ask for extras next time 

[Thephoenix]

I'm going to one and getting charged £50, clearly I'm getting scammed  , will ask for extras next time 

For a qualified podiatrist working in private practice that's not excessive, particularly for a first appointment.

Because of medical conditions I qualify for free NHS podiatry, but because of staff shortages it's not possible to get regular appointments, so a visit to a private podiatrist is required about every 7/8 weeks costing £45.
The lady I see is very attractive but I'm struggling to find a way to ask if she'll be kind enough to include a BJ.

A bit like the other post on escalating from legit massage, does anyone have any suggestions.
Should I just ask her, or maybe just pull my trousers down? 

[King Kenny]

For a qualified podiatrist working in private practice that's not excessive, particularly for a first appointment.

Because of medical conditions I qualify for free NHS podiatry, but because of staff shortages it's not possible to get regular appointments, so a visit to a private podiatrist is required about every 7/8 weeks costing £45.
The lady I see is very attractive but I'm struggling to find a way to ask if she'll be kind enough to include a BJ.

A bit like the other post on escalating from legit massage, does anyone have any suggestions.
Should I just ask her, or maybe just pull my trousers down? 

Wear a full body suit where the socks are integral to the trouser legs, then you'll have to get naked to take your socks off.  Maybe a spiderman outfit?

[Thephoenix]

Wear a full body suit where the socks are integral to the trouser legs, then you'll have to get naked to take your socks off.  Maybe a spiderman outfit?

Don't want to sound callus, but that seems a bit corny to me.

[Strawberry]

Some punter have long toenails, some also have long fingernails. I would guess some cannot reach perhaps, and some aren't used to trimming them. It's not part of their regular grooming regime.

[puntingking]

Some punter have long toenails, some also have long fingernails. I would guess some cannot reach perhaps, and some aren't used to trimming them. It's not part of their regular grooming regime.

I have long fingernails, I don't bite them and it is easier to forget to give them a trim.

I think if sps start adapting their services to include trimming punters toenails and/or fingernails then they could become popular.
If they are a trained hairdresser as well then this would also be beneficial to some punters out there.

[MissWolf]

I have long fingernails, I don't bite them and it is easier to forget to give them a trim.

I think if sps start adapting their services to include trimming punters toenails and/or fingernails then they could become popular.
If they are a trained hairdresser as well then this would also be beneficial to some punters out there.

The issue with long nails is they are often sharp and have dirt under them, if you use your fingers around or inside a vagina for fingering and finger play its very possible that long and rough nails will cause niks and micro scratches inside the vagina, if the nails are also dirty then they can cause a serious infection.
Its also bloody painful and I've had someone make me bleed by being too rough when fingering me with long nails which I didn't notice beforehand,  thats 2 weeks off work i didn't need.

So I hope you keep them clean and free of sharp broken edges.or keep your hands away from the pink bits.

[puntingking]

The issue with long nails is they are often sharp and have dirt under them, if you use your fingers around or inside a vagina for fingering and finger play its very possible that long and rough nails will cause niks and micro scratches inside the vagina, if the nails are also dirty then they can cause a serious infection.
Its also bloody painful and I've had someone make me bleed by being too rough when fingering me with long nails which I didn't notice beforehand,  thats 2 weeks off work i didn't need.

So I hope you keep them clean and free of sharp broken edges.or keep your hands away from the pink bits.

A few sps refuse me to finger them due to my long fingernails, I since make sure that they are nice and short before a booking with a sp. 

[Hobbit]

This made me smile today.

I had a session with my long term regular Thai for an excellent deep massage with great happy ending.  Been seeing her for years, god knows how often, so we know the boundaries and I always feel much better after a visit.

Today she had just started when she left the room, never done that before during a massage.  We know each other well enough to give some slack so I was not bothered, assumed she needed the loo or similar.  Anyway comes back in and starts clipping my toe nails, nothing said just clipping away.  Finishes that and gets back on with the massage.

Never had that before, was slightly surreal.  I did not even think they were that long!  However she did a good job and there was no charge for extras! 

Your acting like she circumcised you. What's the big deal?

[RedKettle]

Your acting like she circumcised you. What's the big deal?

You are acting like a dick - what is the big deal?

It was a light hearted post that literally started with "this made me smile".  It resulted in some banter and recollections from some other reasonable members.  If you don't like it piss off.

[Stevelondon]

I know.

I wonder whether these days the younger blokes do not go to the pub with their mates.  Often in a group with a few pints the conversation will rapidly move from subject to subject, some being fairly serious and some being complete nonsense but fun.  It is banter and you roll with it.

Absolutely. 👍🏻


Although the conversation with my mates down the pub is ALL complete and utter shite most of the time. Somebody did bring up politics once and got a pint thrown at him. 🤷🏼

[fairyguy]

You are acting like a dick - what is the big deal?

It was a light hearted post that literally started with "this made me smile".  It resulted in some banter and recollections from some other reasonable members.  If you don't like it piss off.

True!!

[puntingking]

What's the big deal?

The op is only starting a conversation about it. This is a forum after all.
There is no big deal at all, the op is just mentioning it.
Without members making conversation starters then this forum would be quite boring.

[rhub9]

It’s an indictment of the state of relations between the sexes in the West that this basic act of care is treated as surprising or exceptional.

Gentlemen, I encourage you to type the phrase "vietnamese barber" into your nearest AI infused search engine.

Maybe it'll start to take off in the UK, who knows.

[Hobbit]

You are acting like a dick - what is the big deal?

It was a light hearted post that literally started with "this made me smile".  It resulted in some banter and recollections from some other reasonable members.  If you don't like it piss off.

I think you have misunderstood what I meant. The point I was making was that what she did was cut your toenails. People do that every day, and if a woman does that for you, it's no big deal. I think you're making a big deal because you are receiving something that you probably wouldn't get in your daily life, and therefore it's different for you, which is completely understandable. Again, it's no big deal. 

[Hobbit]

The op is only starting a conversation about it. This is a forum after all.
There is no big deal at all, the op is just mentioning it.
Without members making conversation starters then this forum would be quite boring.

To be honest, this forum has become a little bit boring over the years. I guess that would happen once you lose certain members. At the moment, the quality of hookers is pretty much non-existent, especially as all the legends have retired and nobody has stepped up to the plate. It's a shame really, but it is what it is.

[finn5555]

To be honest, this forum has become a little bit boring over the years. I guess that would happen once you lose certain members. At the moment, the quality of hookers is pretty much non-existent, especially as all the legends have retired and nobody has stepped up to the plate. It's a shame really, but it is what it is.

I guess that’s why you haven’t punted in 2 years 

[Stevelondon]

To be honest, this forum has become a little bit boring over the years. I guess that would happen once you lose certain members. At the moment, the quality of hookers is pretty much non-existent, especially as all the legends have retired and nobody has stepped up to the plate. It's a shame really, but it is what it is.

Well to be honest H. I can only speak from my own personal perspective here. I think there are a lot of intelligent people on here and there’s quite a diverse quality of posts etc.
I’m not sure whatever is meant by legends with regard to forums and message boards. I’ve heard your type of comment before on other sites. As time goes by and the long time members stop posting.
Maybe we can have a Ballon d’Or winner every year to see who is the best member 😂

I’d disagree with the quality of SP’s (hookers is a term I hate along with one of two others) 🤷🏼

I go along with my own philosophy on this one. Seek and you will find.

[MaxVerstappen]

 

To be honest, this forum has become a little bit boring over the years. I guess that would happen once you lose certain members. At the moment, the quality of hookers is pretty much non-existent, especially as all the legends have retired and nobody has stepped up to the plate. It's a shame really, but it is what it is.

There are loads of quality girls out there matey, just get back on the horse! It's been awhile by the looks of it 

I guess that’s why you haven’t punted in 2 years 

+1

[puntingking]

To be honest, this forum has become a little bit boring over the years. I guess that would happen once you lose certain members. At the moment, the quality of hookers is pretty much non-existent, especially as all the legends have retired and nobody has stepped up to the plate. It's a shame really, but it is what it is.

A "little" boring is accurate.

But with conversation starters like this one, can engage its members in dialogue and add some contribution to this site. 

[puntingking]

I guess that’s why you haven’t punted in 2 years 

Ah I just saw that.   

[puntingking]

Well to be honest H. I can only speak from my own personal perspective here. I think there are a lot of intelligent people on here and there’s quite a diverse quality of posts etc.
I’m not sure whatever is meant by legends with regard to forums and message boards. I’ve heard your type of comment before on other sites. As time goes by and the long time members stop posting.
Maybe we can have a Ballon d’Or winner every year to see who is the best member 😂

I’d disagree with the quality of SP’s (hookers is a term I hate along with one of two others) 🤷🏼

I go along with my own philosophy on this one. Seek and you will find.

In london, this seems to hold true. 

[puntingking]

Just to add, in 2025 we have welcomed new members who are turning out to be prolific reviewers.

So we may have new "legends" making a name for themselves on here in the not too distant future.

[RedKettle]

I think you have misunderstood what I meant. The point I was making was that what she did was cut your toenails. People do that every day, and if a woman does that for you, it's no big deal. I think you're making a big deal because you are receiving something that you probably wouldn't get in your daily life, and therefore it's different for you, which is completely understandable. Again, it's no big deal.

I think you are misunderstanding.  I did not make a big deal of it, I was clear it was light hearted.  You state the obvious that people do it all the time, but it had never happened in a punt for me before hence thinking it was funny.  The only people who made a big deal of it were you and one other, you both seemed to want to act like billy big bollocks or simply do not understand blokes having some banter. 

I was also interested in whether it was common behaviour elsewhere and there were a few interesting comments - which is the point of this forum, sharing knowledge etc.  As I said before if you are not interest in a thread simply stay away - I do that for most threads.