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External Link/Members OnlyRecently had a string of bad punts and unfortunately was followed by another. Got the horn and whilst in Romford saw Velvet Spa was the closest place so parked nearby and called.
Was greeted on the phone by an English man who asked for me to make a booking and confirmed my availability. I was genuinely in the mood for a good massage, open to extras but hey.
This meeting happened May 2026.
Called, Went in and got convinced to go from 30 mins to 1 hour by the man at the desk.
Then got changed and went into the room to be greeted by a Chinese woman named Lisa (I believe her name is). Short mid 40’s, A/B cup breasts. I was disappointed but thought ‘oh well’.
What followed was a mediocre attempt of a massage for 35 mins and on the flip - The inevitable question around extras occurred. I asked for how much and bartered from £40 for a HJ on top of the £50 spent for 1 hour massage to £20 massage at most. Except I made the rookie mistake of forgetting my wallet and my cash in my car… So then having to pay via card which cost me £22 and go to the English man in reception in my robe to confirm a HJ.
They did both incessantly ask me if I’ve been here before - which I replied yes to even though I hadn’t.
What followed was a weird lingam massage - It’s difficult to describe but she kinda used the palms of her hands to wank me off - It was shit. I inevitably told her to wank me off properly and had to show her how to do so.
I finished and promptly left.
Would I return? No.
The string of shit punts continues - If anyone can recommend a SP in the area who’s a better shout then please let me know.
