Author Topic: Chelsea, HOD - Victoria  (Read 905 times)

Offline Padi

Met with Chelsea back in February and although I had procrastinated for some time, i had been looking forward to meeting with her given the enticing write up by HOD and numerous reviews .
Booked an hour for £170 and made the trip to Victoria for an 11am rendezvous - but when I met her, I was disappointed in many ways. Sure she is statuesque but she was a literal statue - despite my best efforts to stimulate some connecton,;she was completely disinterested, even after prolonged RO.  Her OWO was lacklustre, and I felt like a necrophiliac when we did the deed in missionary, she was so lifeless.

If the truth be told, she wasn't the stunning beauty that HOD describe her as, the photos bear scant resemblance to what she looks like in person,.  Her face was a 4.5/10 and had a permanent look of disinterest, and her body was 5.5/10 - she's quite heavy set (not fat, per se) but quite unlike her photos and certainly does not have a "toned physique, striking features, and warm personality" - like HOD claim.

Furthermore HOD claims that "Chelsea is the kind of escort who makes every moment unforgettable. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed GFE experience, playful intimacy, or adventurous encounters, she delivers with passion, skill, and a naughty sparkle in her eyes" -  a write up that really should have trading standards knocking on their door.

I could have given this a neutral as I have had great encounters with women who I didn't find hugely attractive, however this was a massive disappointment. The total lack of wanting to have any kind of connection /:borderline disdain pushed it firmly into negative territory.

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« Last Edit: June 14, 2026, 10:28:47 pm by Padi »

Offline Handel2020

Thanks. It's a shame she has a bad attitude. I decided to avoid her after seeing a review some years back where she was described as a lump sitting on the couch. I seen her in person when I visited HOD a few years back and she didn't really turn my head in person either. Nice what they can do with photos though.

Offline Padi

Thanks. It's a shame she has a bad attitude. I decided to avoid her after seeing a review some years back where she was described as a lump sitting on the couch. I seen her in person when I visited HOD a few years back and she didn't really turn my head in person either. Nice what they can do with photos though.

She was a massive disappointment.  Surprised at all thd gushing reviews she has.

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She was a massive disappointment.  Surprised at all thd gushing reviews she has.

Yes I agree with you, Chelsea was one of the worst two punts I had at HoD.