On a recent trip to Cambridge I had some spare time. There didn’t seem to be many options in the city centre so went for Oriental Massage. There’s no website but a quick google search will show the address as 34a Fitzroy Street, CB1 1EW and the number is 07377 358188.
There an elderly Chinese lady doing all the comms and she’s prompt. So I made a booking easily and walked there. The door is sandwiched in between a run of shops and so it could get busy but this was 7pm and it was quiet. There is a steep set of stairs then at the top the boss lady waiting for you. She quickly relieved me of £50 for the hour then shepherd me into one of the two rooms where a decent looking masseuse was waiting in a short red skirt. She was friendly and pretty so I was happy enough. Instructed to take all clothes off and assume the position and away we went.
That’s where the negatives kick in:
- her phone was buzzing constantly and she was answering it. So, lots of one handed rubbing of my legs and back. This continued to the extent that when she finished with a head and chest massage she was still holding the bloody phone and massaging me absent mindedly.
- no English at all so didn’t understand when I asked her to please put phone on silent.
- I paid £60 for b2b and she mimed a blow job so thought it would improve but the b2b was lacklustre and she applied a cotton sheath or sock before the blow job which was weird and a bit uncomfortable and lacked any feeling.
- she stopped as soon as I started to cum so it was like a ruined orgasm.
- the place was very bright, the owner extremely rude to the girls and the place is tatty.
So, not the absolute worst experience I’ve had but a waste of money and totally underwhelming. No way I’d return so had to be a negative.