Author Topic: Massage Room Milton Keynes (Legit)  (Read 1602 times)

Offline northantstaboo

I thought I would share some legit massages I have been having - obviously the hope was they weren't legit! This may help others decide if they want to go or not. For the reason that I couldn't get any extras the rating is Neutral, but read below for legit massage rating.

Link: Social media link removed as per rules.

Amount of visits: 5

Price: £60 for 1hr sports massage.

Comms: Messaged via FB messenger and booked in.

Location: Her house, safe residential street south MK. Plenty of on street parking. She has converted her garage into a professional set up.

The lady: Fucking gorgeous in a girl next door kinda way. Size 10-12, blonde, friendly, a really nice lady.

The massage: Pants on unfortunately. Tried a few times with the excuse of better access to my glutes but that didn't work. Pressure is medium to light massage but a nice relaxing massage with some sport benefits. Occasional bumps into my hands but nothing significant. When on your back she stands behind your head and rubs your chest and belly which means her tits are very close to your face how the fuck I didn't crack I don't know!

Conclusion: Good massage 7/10. Personality 9/10, looks are 10/10, with her body 10/10.

Summary: I tried boys, the banter was good, but no sniff of extras.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2026, 11:57:44 pm by daviemac »

Offline northantstaboo

Sorry wasn't aware you couldn't link FaceBook business pages. Search: Massage Room Milton Keynes.  (Massage Therapist Milton Keynes) to find it.

Offline baggyjack

I think her profile has gone - cannot find the page anywhere

Offline baggyjack

searched all over but still cannot fidn this place - maybe it has closed  :unknown:

Offline northantstaboo

Hi admin hope this ok to post. Understand personal links not allowed but this is a business page, so can the link be
« Last Edit: June 18, 2026, 12:26:38 am by Iloveoral »

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Hi admin hope this ok to post. Understand personal links not allowed but this is a business page, so can the link be

No mate, rules are linked at the bottom of every page

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As per rules, no socials, at all, and as edited by a moderator in the original post
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Ah ok (and apologies for breaking the rules). I'm finding lots of masseuse are no longer on Gumtree and have moved to Facebook so will make reviews (like here) difficult. Any advise if they only have a facebook page?

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If they are only on social media we can’t link to them as per the site owners rules, there’s several reasons for this rule, mainly for safety of others, Moderators just enforce the rules to run the site matey.