Punting in disguise

[Jimmyrimmel]

Anyone ever punted in disguise ? 😂

[PilotMan]

Always

[clevertrevor]

I usually wear a pair of flippers, a tartan skirt, a string vest and my Ozzy glasses n wig to a booking.
Obviously I take the flippers off once into the action

[Jimmyrimmel]

I usually wear a pair of flippers, a tartan skirt, a string vest and my Ozzy glasses n wig to a booking.
Obviously I take the flippers off once into the action

Very inconspicuous 😂😂😂
Talking the flippers off is sensible
I hope you keep the snorkel on though to stop you drowning when you get them so wet

[scutty brown]

I disguise my cock with brown boot polish to hide my identity

[Jimmyrimmel]

I disguise my cock with brown boot polish to hide my identity

😂😂

[hamchang]

HiVis vest, tool bag and a tag dangling around your neck. No one will give you a sideways glance if you are loitering in the street or waiting knocking on a door.

[Jimmyrimmel]

HiVis vest, tool bag and a tag dangling around your neck. No one will give you a sideways glance if you are loitering in the street or waiting knocking on a door.

See that’s what I was thinking 😂😂 how about uber eats/deliveroo ? Could do the cock in a pizza box thing too😂

[Paul9144]

I disguise my cock with brown boot polish to hide my identity

HiVis vest, tool bag and a tag dangling around your neck. No one will give you a sideways glance if you are loitering in the street or waiting knocking on a door.

See that’s what I was thinking 😂😂 how about uber eats/deliveroo ? Could do the cock in a pizza box thing too😂

 

[scutty brown]

HiVis vest, tool bag and a tag dangling around your neck. No one will give you a sideways glance if you are loitering in the street or waiting knocking on a door.

Tool bag? Is that what the Scottis call a sporran?

[hamchang]

Tool bag? Is that what the Scottis call a sporran?

The vernacular for a Cunny I believe.

[DastardlyDick]

The vernacular for a Cunny I believe.

Frankie Boyle had a joke about that - Gordon Brown was asked why he was wearing a sporran with trousers to which he said 'that's not a sporran, it's Hazel Blears asking for a job'.

[runner in the woods]

HiVis vest, tool bag and a tag dangling around your neck. No one will give you a sideways glance if you are loitering in the street or waiting knocking on a door.

There is a provider in Worcester who asks punters to wear a vest and carry a tool bag as she has nosey neighbours. Never had a 2nd glance.

[RandomGuy99]

I always keep these in the car just in case. Nobody has ever said anything when I'm wearing them and I discreetly make my way in and out of the SP's place.

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[Blackpool Rock]

HiVis vest, tool bag and a tag dangling around your neck. No one will give you a sideways glance if you are loitering in the street or waiting knocking on a door.

Well if there's a few girls working from the same place then let's hope others don't turn up dressed as a sailor and a Native American otherwise people will think the Village people have turned up   

[Stevelondon]

My disguise has worked very well for quite some time. Just the other day I was handing over the cash to this SP in the West End and she said “Your that Jimmyrimmel bloke from UKP aren’t you” 

[Nomerzypuntr]

My disguise has worked very well for quite some time. Just the other day I was handing over the cash to this SP in the West End and she said “Your that Jimmyrimmel bloke from UKP aren’t you” 

Lad, u got fans 

[DastardlyDick]

A (now retired) SP I've seen had a "cover" as a financial advisor, she gave you a plastic folder with blank paper in  for the benefit of nosey neighbours.

[alabama1]

i once punted as the devil in disguise. Thankyou very much.

[badsin]

I disguise myself as middle aged, fugly, bald guy - works a treat 

[mr.bluesky]

I always keep these in the car just in case. Nobody has ever said anything when I'm wearing them and I discreetly make my way in and out of the SP's place.

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I don't need to wear one of them I look like that already although I have given up the cigars

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[scutty brown]

I have tried wearing a flasher mac & flat cap and told the girl my names George in hope of a freebie but it never happens......

[scutty brown]

I don't need to wear one of them I look like that already although I have given up the cigars

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when I wuz at skool our milkman wore something like that to disguise his missing nose - it had been shot off during the war

[Blackpool Rock]

I have tried wearing a flasher mac & flat cap and told the girl my names George in hope of a freebie but it never happens......

[scutty brown]

So someone remembers 

[RandomGuy99]

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[Thephoenix]

So someone remembers 

Oh yesh!

[Thephoenix]

Unfortunately for me it's become much harder to find phone boxes en route.



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[scutty brown]

i once punted as the devil in disguise. Thankyou very much.

did anyone notice a difference?

[alabama1]

did anyone notice a difference?

Only Elvis

[OakTree]

I have tried wearing a flasher mac & flat cap and told the girl my names George in hope of a freebie but it never happens......

I wonder if he’s still going.

[worstnameever]

I dont really understand why you would, unless you have been banned from a place.

[scutty brown]

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I recognise that place - it's Shiel Road!

[RandomGuy99]

I recognise that place - it's Shiel Road!

Strange photo with just a building in. Best I could get. I think there were supposed to be people in it but I can't see them.

[Nomerzypuntr]

I recognise that place - it's Shiel Road!

 

[Bluelight85]

Not so much in disguise, but when leaving a massage parlour I usually walk out with a limp and holding my lower back so it looks like I was just having (legitimate) treatment, and when I go for a shagging punt I don’t wear anything too distinctive, walking around in my bright yellow Sex Pistols T-Shirt and a Queen hoodie wouldn’t do me too many favours ….

[Count Duckula]

i always disguise myself as an aging slightly overweight bloke.

edit damn... beaten to it

[PilotMan]

when leaving a massage parlour I usually walk out with a limp and holding my lower back so it looks like I was just having (legitimate) treatment,

If I was watching you going in and out, I'd be thinking that fellah walked in to that massage parlour fine, but he came out with a limp holding his back like he is in pain.

I won't be going there for treatment 

[Stevelondon]

If I was watching you going in and out, I'd be thinking that fellah walked in to that massage parlour fine, but he came out with a limp holding his back like he is in pain.

I won't be going there for treatment 

Damn beaten to it. 😂

[DastardlyDick]

I recognise that place - it's Shiel Road!

"OK lads, Intel was wrong, she's a munter - Volunteers?"

[snaitram99]

i once punted as the devil in disguise. Thankyou very much.

I dressed up as a priest once, for a role play.