Author Topic: Miss Subtil - Milton Keynes  (Read 1313 times)

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Her pictures on her profile are airbrushed, doesn't quite look as good, her video is a good representation although, you can't tell but her stomach is not flat, she has a bit of a tummy, not a major issue, just not as fit as what she looks like, maybe she was breathing in whilst making the video lol. Still passable and pretty sexy, nice bolt ons, not too hard and her ass was typical big Brazilian type and great to feel and look at while in doggy. She got hard, stayed hard, not huge, would say just slightly over average size.

Other than a kiss on the cheek, no kissing, the oral was with, her on me and then we got to me topping her. She was enthusiastic riding me hard and fast at first then missionary before doggy and prone which is where I came in the bag. 

In summary she's not quite as fit as her pictures but still sexy, was friendly and smiley and did get into the sex, had a little chat afterwards, English was ok. One thing to mention is that she said she definitely prefers being bottom, which was fine for me but others looking to be topped might want to go elsewhere.

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Positive? I am sorry for your bad experience! This is not the way I usually work.
POV: I made this new video 2 days ago, my shape is on point.
I didn’t understand the intention of your comment but you can contact me and I will be happy to give your money back.
I am very honest and I don’t like someone saying the opposite.

Sorry about. Thank you!

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Positive? I am sorry for your bad experience! This is not the way I usually work.
POV: I made this new video 2 days ago, my shape is on point.
I didn’t understand the intention of your comment but you can contact me and I will be happy to give your money back.
I am very honest and I don’t like someone saying the opposite.

Sorry about. Thank you!

Who told you about this report  :unknown:

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Positive? I am sorry for your bad experience! This is not the way I usually work.
POV: I made this new video 2 days ago, my shape is on point.
I didn’t understand the intention of your comment but you can contact me and I will be happy to give your money back.
I am very honest and I don’t like someone saying the opposite.

Sorry about. Thank you!

A refreshing response from you Missubtil, I appreciate your sincerity. I do think you're reading too much negativity into the review though.
The OP scored it positive, he was just being objective for other readers. I understand that you would prefer all reviews to be glowing tributes, but real life's not like that, we all have our preferences and Nick has merely given his feedback. He didn't say it was a bad experience and I don't think you should feel deeply criticised. Good luck with future bookings  :hi:

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Google. This is obvious to everyone there.
I really didn't understand what he was trying to do. I treated him very well, I noticed he was nervous, and I tried to be as friendly as possible to help him relax.
 
I'm extremely beautiful in person, but he said I'm not. My video is from two days ago, and he managed to say I have a belly, which I don't.

I don't usually do video calls because there are malicious people who use our image to create fake accounts, but from now on you can call me, and I'll do it for free to prove to you that I'm exactly the same person as in my ad.

Regarding kissing and oral sex without a condom, it must be requested by the costumer Some costumer’s like it and others don't; I can't guess what each person prefers, and yes, I charge extra for these additional services.

I'm a good person, and I'm only here to do good for you. The world is already full of evil, so let's have some fun!!

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To be fair Missubtil your video looks good and I don’t detect a belly other than an ordinary one  :thumbsup:

As for my belly that’s a whole different matter  :D :lol:

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To be fair Missubtil your video looks good and I don’t detect a belly other than an ordinary one  :thumbsup:

As for my belly that’s a whole different matter  :D :lol:

Plenty of bellies to go round lol.

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I like her photos. Just don't like the inflated rates.

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I like her photos. Just don't like the inflated rates.

I'm sorry about that. But I don't believe the prices are inflated for what I offer. I'm a lawyer, I speak fluent English, and I'm probably one of the most beautiful trans women you've ever seen in person. So let's have fun while I'm here; I don't intend to stay much longer. Thank you!!

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A refreshing response from you Missubtil, I appreciate your sincerity. I do think you're reading too much negativity into the review though.
The OP scored it positive, he was just being objective for other readers. I understand that you would prefer all reviews to be glowing tributes, but real life's not like that, we all have our preferences and Nick has merely given his feedback. He didn't say it was a bad experience and I don't think you should feel deeply criticised. Good luck with future bookings  :hi:

There's no way he could imply I'm not beautiful (I've won several beauty pageants).
His comment was so malicious that he even quoted private conversations we had (she told me she prefers to be passive). I didn't tell him I prefer to be passive, I said it's easier to be passive.
He clearly used the platform with the intention of destroying my reputation.
 Now I'll have to be careful about what I talk to you all about? Then it's no use complaining that the girls are mechanical.

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I'm sorry about that. But I don't believe the prices are inflated for what I offer. I'm a lawyer, I speak fluent English, and I'm probably one of the most beautiful trans women you've ever seen in person. So let's have fun while I'm here; I don't intend to stay much longer. Thank you!!

Snagbadjer Won’t book you unless you have a penis  :D

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Snagbadjer Won’t book you unless you have a penis  :D

I like how you've looked through my reviews. Shows I've got in your head. So we can now add Snagbadjer Derangement Syndrome to your TDS. You've made the same joke 2-3 times now, though - so what else can you offer?

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I like how you've looked through my reviews. Shows I've got in your head. So we can now add Snagbadjer Derangement Syndrome to your TDS. You've made the same joke 2-3 times now, though - so what else can you offer?

you like what you like the choice is yours my friend if that’s cock so be it as long as you are having fun and reviewing  :thumbsup:

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There's no way he could imply I'm not beautiful (I've won several beauty pageants).
His comment was so malicious that he even quoted private conversations we had (she told me she prefers to be passive). I didn't tell him I prefer to be passive, I said it's easier to be passive.
He clearly used the platform with the intention of destroying my reputation.
 Now I'll have to be careful about what I talk to you all about? Then it's no use complaining that the girls are mechanical.

I don't think that was his intention. Nothing he said would put me off seeing you. We all expect some of the professional modelling photos to be not quite be what we meet IRL, I wouldn't expect you to be dressed like a model. A lot of the "negatives" Nick mentions are just in passing, and he does re-iterate you are sexy and had a good time.
You have a video, which I would expect is your likeness when we meet, he confirmed that. I think you may be looking at this too negatively, it's a positive field report, that I don't think would put many/any people off meeting you, especially as you clarify you are normally happy with owo and kissing when requested.

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you like what you like the choice is yours my friend if that’s cock so be it as long as you are having fun and reviewing  :thumbsup:

You are so triggered by it lol. You're stuck on the same recycled joke over and over. You a bit on the spectrum?

Offline Nick1042

I was hesitant to reply, but I can’t stay quiet any longer. My intention was to be honest. The photos on your Birchplace profile, like many others, appear to be airbrushed. To be candid, you don’t possess a completely flat stomach like some other escorts, nor are you the most attractive shemale I’ve encountered. Despite this, I still found you to be very sexy, a point I made previously. My POSITIVE review did not mention any negative experiences. If my aim were to harm your reputation, I would have written a negative review and included much harsher criticism. I stand by my honesty: you are sexy, and I enjoyed your tits and arse. However, you are not the most outstanding trans escort I’ve seen, and that’s a reality you’ll have to accept. Your reaction to a review that isn’t entirely glowing, one you seem to believe you’re entitled to, could actually be damaging to your own reputation. This suggests an inability to accept any criticism; no one is perfect.

Furthermore, upon reading my initial review, you sent me a barrage of unsolicited text messages out of the blue – which is concerning and could have been awkward. Similar to your comment here, you offered a refund. I never expected or initially requested one, but in an attempt to get you to stop messaging, I agreed and provided my bank details for an account I rarely use. Unsurprisingly, the messages stopped, and to date, no refund has been sent to me. This tactic clearly served only to end the communication.

Perhaps you should consider another line of work if you are expecting overwhelmingly positive reviews all the time or stop reading these reviews.

@ Administrators - My initial review was positive, but the escort’s reaction, a barrage of texts, a misleading refund offer that was never fulfilled, and a clear inability to handle feedback, has now made my overall experience negative. From an administrative perspective, should my original positive review be updated to reflect these significant issues? Or is it best to leave it unchanged, despite these later events that other users should be aware of?
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Nick, the rating is entirely down to you. If you want it changed we can do so, but you must be sure that it is the rating you want it to be. Do not be swayed by others' opinions or comments. Please confirm if you do want it changed, if so to what rating.

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I was hesitant to reply, but I can’t stay quiet any longer. My intention was to be honest. The photos on your Birchplace profile, like many others, appear to be airbrushed. To be candid, you don’t possess a completely flat stomach like some other escorts, nor are you the most attractive shemale I’ve encountered. Despite this, I still found you to be very sexy, a point I made previously. My POSITIVE review did not mention any negative experiences. If my aim were to harm your reputation, I would have written a negative review and included much harsher criticism. I stand by my honesty: you are sexy, and I enjoyed your tits and arse. However, you are not the most outstanding trans escort I’ve seen, and that’s a reality you’ll have to accept. Your reaction to a review that isn’t entirely glowing, one you seem to believe you’re entitled to, could actually be damaging to your own reputation. This suggests an inability to accept any criticism; no one is perfect.

Furthermore, upon reading my initial review, you sent me a barrage of unsolicited text messages out of the blue – which is concerning and could have been awkward. Similar to your comment here, you offered a refund. I never expected or initially requested one, but in an attempt to get you to stop messaging, I agreed and provided my bank details for an account I rarely use. Unsurprisingly, the messages stopped, and to date, no refund has been sent to me. This tactic clearly served only to end the communication.

Perhaps you should consider another line of work if you are expecting overwhelmingly positive reviews all the time or stop reading these reviews.

@ Administrators - My initial review was positive, but the escort’s reaction, a barrage of texts, a misleading refund offer that was never fulfilled, and a clear inability to handle feedback, has now made my overall experience negative. From an administrative perspective, should my original positive review be updated to reflect these significant issues? Or is it best to leave it unchanged, despite these later events that other users should be aware of?


Administrators, if it's allowed to share screenshots of conversations here (without the number, of course), is that permitted by the rules? I didn't send him a bunch of messages, I sent messages apologizing for the experience and asking for his account number to process the refund, and he didn't respond. When I sent the response here, he sent a message with his account number without even saying good morning. That shows the level of education he has. And because of your rudeness, you didn't deserve a refund! Just as you decided to leave a negative review for me, I also left one in the escort group. So I hope you have good luck on your next date. And I'll end it here with you. Good luck!

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I don't appreciate you assuming my level of education or insulting me, I have done nothing wrong.

To reiterate, I left you a POSITIVE review, not a negative one. You’re missing the fundamental point about the text messages: their content is irrelevant. The issue is that you sent them at all. It is inappropriate to send unsolicited text messages to clients discussing services or offering refunds. Many of us have partners or spouses, and such messages could cause significant issues if discovered. Regarding the refund, your offer was disingenuous. You clearly had no intention of actually refunding me, as evidenced by your subsequent silence. Your message did not stipulate any conditions for receiving a refund, only that I should agree to it. When I responded with ‘ok, my bank details are,’ you ceased communication, proving the offer was a tactic, not a genuine intention. Your ‘threat’ about posting on the escort board and your sarcastic ‘good luck with my date’ had no effect. I saw an escort last night without any issues and had a much better experience with her.
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I don't appreciate you assuming my level of education or insulting me, I have done nothing wrong.

To reiterate, I left you a POSITIVE review, not a negative one. You’re missing the fundamental point about the text messages: their content is irrelevant. The issue is that you sent them at all. It is inappropriate to send unsolicited text messages to clients discussing services or offering refunds. Many of us have partners or spouses, and such messages could cause significant issues if discovered. Regarding the refund, your offer was disingenuous. You clearly had no intention of actually refunding me, as evidenced by your subsequent silence. Your message did not stipulate any conditions for receiving a refund, only that I should agree to it. When I responded with ‘ok, my bank details are,’ you ceased communication, proving the offer was a tactic, not a genuine intention. Your ‘threat’ about posting on the escort board and your sarcastic ‘good luck with my date’ had no effect. I saw an escort last night without any issues and had a much better experience with her.

Tbf you do come across as very petty and argumentative. Just wondering if that came across in the meet?

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Tbf you do come across as very petty and argumentative. Just wondering if that came across in the meet?

TBF I don't get that impression. It's a shame this review has descended into a toxic conversation, but I agree with the OP, it was not a bad review, it was positive with a couple of caveats. I thought the SP's initial response was measured, but then she thought some more and overreacted. The subsequent arguments about whether a refund would be paid etc were as a result of the conversation deteriorating.

Just my take on it, but your opinion is as valid as mine.

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I don't appreciate you assuming my level of education or insulting me, I have done nothing wrong.

To reiterate, I left you a POSITIVE review, not a negative one. You’re missing the fundamental point about the text messages: their content is irrelevant. The issue is that you sent them at all. It is inappropriate to send unsolicited text messages to clients discussing services or offering refunds. Many of us have partners or spouses, and such messages could cause significant issues if discovered. Regarding the refund, your offer was disingenuous. You clearly had no intention of actually refunding me, as evidenced by your subsequent silence. Your message did not stipulate any conditions for receiving a refund, only that I should agree to it. When I responded with ‘ok, my bank details are,’ you ceased communication, proving the offer was a tactic, not a genuine intention. Your ‘threat’ about posting on the escort board and your sarcastic ‘good luck with my date’ had no effect. I saw an escort last night without any issues and had a much better experience with her.


Always remember that I am a lawyer. I work with evidence. You didn't even say "okay, here's my information." That's a lie, like many of the things you've said here.

I know many people here will believe him because he's a client and I'm just a sex worker. I'm not a liar, much less dishonest. If you had left, you would have avoided a lot of this embarrassment. Didn't like the escort? Leave! Very simple!

The bad thing about this profession is just that, knowing that I let someone like you touch my body. But unfortunately, we don't know everyone who will come to our meeting. The administrator didn't answer me; I'm waiting for a response to send the screenshots because I already imagined there would be an accusation of dishonesty. You're the kind of person who does that. Good luck!

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Tbf you do come across as very petty and argumentative. Just wondering if that came across in the meet?


No. As I said in the first message, he was shy and nervous during the meeting, and I did my best to help him relax. He looked me in the eye and said, "You're very beautiful." That's why I said I didn't know the intention behind his messages. Maybe he was sent to my house by another competing escort? I don't think it's impossible... As he himself says in his messages, he has better dates than I do.

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TBF I don't get that impression. It's a shame this review has descended into a toxic conversation, but I agree with the OP, it was not a bad review, it was positive with a couple of caveats. I thought the SP's initial response was measured, but then she thought some more and overreacted. The subsequent arguments about whether a refund would be paid etc were as a result of the conversation deteriorating.

Just my take on it, but your opinion is as valid as mine.


It all depends on how the person says it. If he had said "she's not my type in person," I wouldn't even have replied to this message. But to say that I don't look like my photos and that I have a belly is crazy. I'll leave a selfie here for you with bad lighting and little makeup. Thank you.

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As a supposed lawyer, your grasp of evidence is questionable. You’re contradicting yourself and making baseless accusations:

Appearance: I have never said you don’t resemble your pictures. Where is this claim in my review or comments?
Beauty: I never called you ‘very beautiful.’ I have consistently stated you are sexy, and I stand by that.
Implied lack of beauty: I have neither said nor implied you are not beautiful.
The ‘liar’ claim: You’re twisting my words. I said ‘ok’ and then provided my bank details. Your petty insistence on specific phrasing(missing the here's my information) to label me a liar is evident. Re-read my previous comment.
Lawyer/Sex Worker: You claim people will believe me over you as you are 'just a sex worker' but you keep saying your a lawyer? Laughable.
Your own statements are rife with inconsistencies. You’re fabricating claims to discredit me and manipulate your reputation. I advise others to avoid you; your behavior is erratic and unprofessional, specifically sending of text messages out of the blue and not being able to accept any criticism. 

@Scouting can you help with amending my review to a negative please. She's acting like it's negative so might as well be and especially now after her insulting me with questioning my level of education and calling me a liar, it certainly has become a negative experience for me. - Thanks

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Tbf you do come across as very petty and argumentative. Just wondering if that came across in the meet?

To be clear, my aim here is not to be petty or argumentative, but to defend myself against unfair characterizations. I left a balanced review with the intention of being helpful to others, and to be accused of dishonesty or have my intelligence questioned is unacceptable. Others maybe happy to keep quiet but that's not in my nature.

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To be clear, my aim here is not to be petty or argumentative, but to defend myself against unfair characterizations. I left a balanced review with the intention of being helpful to others, and to be accused of dishonesty or have my intelligence questioned is unacceptable. Others maybe happy to keep quiet but that's not in my nature.

That's great that you felt offended. Maybe now you feel a little of what I felt reading your review.
 It seems I at least taught you a lesson; you rushed to give a super positive review to another professional even with other clients questioning some points. You yourself demonstrated your instability; I haven't said anything incoherent so far.
 You were contradicted and you're angry, and you deserve it.
 I apologize to everyone if I offended you in any way. I truly loved the British people and that's why I still come to this country, which I find incredible and with extremely polite people.
You were a horrible experience, just as I was for you. Please, if you find a Brazilian escort and don't like her, leave! Because it seems your problem is with our nationality. I'm very sorry about that. Good night everyone!

POV: I come back to Milton Keynes very soon, I have numerous loyal customers there and they're already missing me. Please don't call me. Leave me alone!  :kiss: