DARK SKINNY SLIM DOLL SMALL ✨100%REAL PICTURE - Birmingham

[shandingo]

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Total price = £50 for 15 mins , no extras purchased , OWO refused.

Location : Digbeth , street parking free after 6 pm.

Booking : Quick Whatsapp SMS , Price list , Pics/vids , instructions to enter flat.

The Girl :

Somewhat like the pics/vids , they do flatter her tbf. Pretty , big tits and nice ass.
Perhaps the most rude and disrespectful escort I have ever fucked though .

The Service :

Put the condom on sucked me to get me hard , after she refused when I enquired about OwO. Immediately, turned herself around and said doggy. I obliged , pounded away in doggy for 3 minutes . Wanted to switch positions to missionary . She refused and told me to cum in doggy. I kept stubborn and said no I wanted to cum in missionary , she obliged after much hesitation. Pounded away in missionary for 2 minutes and blew the bag. I put my hand on her neck and boobs and she said are you crazy , went in for a light kiss and she was offended  . Honestly , I still enjoyed myself as thank fuck it was a 15 min booking for cheap as chips , so I didn’t take it too seriously. If it had been 30 mins at a £100 then yeh I would’ve been seriously pissed.

Overall :

Girl 6/10
Personality 0/10
Service 2/10
Hygiene = no issues

I’m baffled to why SPs behave like this , surely she is lucky I am a nice guy and not one of the plenty of terrible men who would perhaps react differently to her rudeness . No care for customer retention, once the money is handed over she doesn’t care.

Most escorts are very understandably nice and sweet , as being an SP comes with high risks of course. Very bizarre to see one visibly pissed and hating her job .

[worstnameever]

I wonder if its because you bought the most basic service.

[MaxVerstappen]

I wonder if its because you bought the most basic service.

It’s not.

30 mins would have been the same, probably only 15 mins of action and the same miserable attitude…

Having punted for years, the rule of thumb is: if they are crap in short meets then they are also crap in longer meets.

[shandingo]

I wonder if its because you bought the most basic service.

@MaxVerstappen hit the nail on the head . Do you really think an extra £20-30 for 30 mins and she’s suddenly going to be a bundle of joy ?

[HeadGame]

Glad to see she is genuine. She looks faf

[runner in the woods]

Sounds crap, end of the day 50 quid is 50 quid,  over £4 a minute. So fair does to you, I'd be pissed off too.

[shandingo]

Glad to see she is genuine. She looks faf

She is like 5-10 kg heavier than her pics and vids make out. She was also wearing “lazy makeup” , but so do most escorts tbf.  I would say she is 1.5-2 points below what’d you expect. Your experience may vary of course.

[shandingo]

Sounds crap, end of the day 50 quid is 50 quid,  over £4 a minute. So fair does to you, I'd be pissed off too.

I think the fact it was only £50 to have sex with an attractive girl is not bad value so I wasn’t too pissed.

[Dark Vader]

Was she actually Brazilian?

[MaxVerstappen]

Was she actually Brazilian?

She does look like Brazilian. I’m booked in with her later on… will report back soon 

[shandingo]

Was she actually Brazilian?

Yes I would assume so , I  don’t know why an SP would say their Brazilian if they weren’t , be smarter for them to larp as another race since Brazilians are so damn common haha.