External Link/Members Only1 hour £50 + £50 B2B + £10 RO (£110 Total)
Preamble Bollocks
My Chinese beancounter is leaving! (This is obviously sad, but on the whole is probably a good thing, as it was only a matter of time before I did something really stupid.) She came downstairs to say goodbye - apparently she's freelance and her contract has come to an end. She wanted to thank me for all of my help and cooperation. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that most of my disclepancies had been deriberate. Anyway, while we were talking, she did the strangest thing - She suddenly leaned towards me and gave me a long sniff. "Oooh", she said. "You smell like medicine!" I have absolutely no idea what she meant by this, or if it was something lost in translation. All I knew was that in that moment she smelled absolutely wonderful. It was all I could do not to grab her and pull her onto my lap and snog her face off. Fortunately, I was able to control myself as we were in the middle of a busy open-plan office. Oh, and we're now "friends" or whatever the fuck you are on LinkedIn. Her profile picture looks stunning, but is clearly 15 years out of date, just like on AW, lol. Anyway, that little escapade was the reason I later found myself lying naked on a table in a little massage parlour in Woking...
Comms
Apologies that I'm not able to clarify this SP's name. I'm a deaf old cunt, and I didn’t want to ask her twice. It doesn't matter though, as whenever I've tried to phone ahead and ask for a particular SP, they've always denied all knowledge of them ever working there. Your best bet is to take potluck and walk in off the street, which is exactly what I did.
Location
Fairly discreet parlour in the middle of Woking. Don't bother trying to sneak out of the back door as there's a bloody great sign above it showing everybody what you've just been up to. Best bet is to nip in/out of the front door. So far, it's always been unlocked, so no hanging about on the street looking like a dodgy cunt.
Leila
Attractive, early 30s, very good English, nice manner. Best of all, she's got a wonderfully sturdy body - not fat but properly curvy with great tits and arse - more hourglass shaped than most willowy Chinese women.
Massage
Very good medium massage. Plenty of pressure, symmetrical and thorough. Not sensual until just before the flip.
Extras
Nice slow sensual B2B with some great face-sitting negotiated for an extra tenner. Good HJ ending from someone who clearly knew what she was doing.
Banter
Not much banter during the massage, but a nice chat afterwards while we both took turns in the ensuite shower.
Conclusion
Would be happy to see Leila again if she's ever back on the rota. Have seen half a dozen girls here now, but never the same one twice. So far, they've all been great though.
