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External Link/Members OnlyMeet happened 28 May 2026
Location; functional flat in period terrace property. Dim lighting with one of those blue and green laser light things that makes the room feel like a strip club.
Service: £90 for 30 mins of sex and throat/facefucking and throatpie
Woman: this is the reason for a negative. The profile clearly states 29 years old. She claims it is her profile but she looks and is defo closer to 49. Tried to claim she was 36. No way love. Im 38 and I know what a 36 year old looks like and that is still much older than your profile.
I initially thought she was the madame of the house and that a younger lady would appear hence why I handed over the cash. More fool me.
At this point I thought fuck it as she was in fairly good nick for an older woman and not an ugly face.
Sucking was decent but I was both not paticularly turned on by her, annoyed at the blatant lie on the profile about age and also it was a sweltering evening so I didn't really get hard. She also kept insisting she "knew what she was doing baby". Eventually after about 15 mins i tried to fuck her but again that didnt really work as I wasn't aroused by her. Made my excuses l, had a shower and left.
Moral of the story- her profile is strongly misleading at best.
Let me know if there is anything else you wanna know.
