The 2026/27 Football Season

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After earning fuck loads as a player then a pundit how the fuck does he ramp up 700k-800k [allegedly] unpaid tax ?

Wonder if he spat the dummy out when the tax bill came through his letter box ?

Scoucers always cheating.
 Carragher is a twat always has been and always will be. Irritating accent even worse that a Brummie and that's saying something And in his playing days a dirty bastard and hugely overrated in my opinion.

[webpunter]

Scoucers always cheating.
 Carragher is a twat always has been and always will be. Irritating accent even worse that a Brummie and that's saying something And in his playing days a dirty bastard and hugely overrated in my opinion.

He must have run up thousands in electrocution lessons
Not that these have worked much if at all
Tho as he works in the media [after some time off for you know what] it could be argued that these are tax deductible

He suffers from tunnel vision when it comes to commentary on Liverpool
In contrast Neville often rips Utd to pieces   

Way worse than brummie accent
I mentioned recently that on TalkSport Abongalashite has lost some of his accent & the other presenters rip it out of him for being Villa centric & they all have a laugh about it
He's growing on me

[Blackpool Rock]

Scoucers always cheating.
 Carragher is a twat always has been and always will be. Irritating accent even worse that a Brummie and that's saying something And in his playing days a dirty bastard and hugely overrated in my opinion.

Thought you were dipping out of this thread once the season started 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456752.msg4511186#msg4511186

Oh sorry perhaps you just meant once Manure's season started and that wasn't last weekend was it 

[TomTank]

Thought you were dipping out of this thread once the season started 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456752.msg4511186#msg4511186

Oh sorry perhaps you just meant once Manure's season started and that wasn't last weekend was it 

I know quite a few Blackpool fans, who are rarely negative about United, and none come anywhere close being such a vile bitter twat that you do .... you need medical help the way you can turn any topic into an ABU rant

UTMBP!

[john122350]

Champions League draws are here

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[Blackpool Rock]

I know quite a few Blackpool fans, who are rarely negative about United, and none come anywhere close being such a vile bitter twat that you do .... you need medical help the way you can turn any topic into an ABU rant

UTMBP!

High praise indeed, thanks 

[shed]

Thought you were dipping out of this thread once the season started 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456752.msg4511186#msg4511186

Oh sorry perhaps you just meant once Manure's season started and that wasn't last weekend was it 

Oh yes forgot. So it's over and out. Enjoy the thread 

[Blackpool Rock]

Oh yes forgot. So it's over and out. Enjoy the thread 

Shed, seriously please keep posting, at the end of the day part of the footy chat is the banter 

[timsussex]

Celtic fans will be feeling a little bit better after Rangers embarrassing exit from Europe

[Thephoenix]

Scoucers always cheating.
 Carragher is a twat always has been and always will be. Irritating accent even worse that a Brummie and that's saying something And in his playing days a dirty bastard and hugely overrated in my opinion.

I'd be more interested in you opinion if you weren't so obviously prejudice against all things Liverpool and LFC.

You seem to know a bit about football but this affliction just clouds your judgement.

I won't miss you on this thread if this is the best you can do. 

[Thephoenix]

He must have run up thousands in electrocution lessons
Not that these have worked much if at all
Tho as he works in the media [after some time off for you know what] it could be argued that these are tax deductible

He suffers from tunnel vision when it comes to commentary on Liverpool
In contrast Neville often rips Utd to pieces   

Way worse than brummie accent
I mentioned recently that on TalkSport Abongalashite has lost some of his accent & the other presenters rip it out of him for being Villa centric & they all have a laugh about it
He's growing on me

I can send you a translation book if you send one for your Pidgin English 

[mr.bluesky]

Celtic fans will be feeling a little bit better after Rangers embarrassing exit from Europe

Which really does go to show how piss poor the standard of football must be in the SPL 

[webpunter]

I can send you a translation book if you send one for your Pidgin English 

Home Counties English what are you like ? 

[webpunter]

Which really does go to show how piss poor the standard of football must be in the SPL 

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TalkSport mentioned that the SFA have dished out thumping penalties to both clubs
Will hit the media soon

Rangers & Motherwell have both been fined for fans kicking off at european matches

Piss poor indeed & an embarrassment

Wonder when Rangers Celtic next roll out playing in the english league 

Delusional they really can off you fuck

[foreverchanges]

RIP - The Saudi Boys' 'Milan Song'   

[daviemac]

RIP - The Saudi Boys' 'Milan Song'   

[foreverchanges]

Haway Davie man. "I've never seen a Mackem in Milan"

[daviemac]

Haway Davie man. "I've never seen a Mackem in Milan"

Ah of course, I'm not with it today plus hadn't seen the draw.

It just had to be Milan you got.   

[Thephoenix]

Home Counties English what are you like ? 

Eh?  Ye wa?

[timsussex]

Impressive result for the Toon

Don't think I've ever heard a transferred player at home get so much stick from the crowd as Tonali, where were the Spurs supporters ?

All the new players looked good  and appeared to fit the game plan while Wissa & Elanga finally looked Prem Quality

Great result for Hull 2 wins from 2 and already worried for our SkyBlue friend

[daviemac]

Well, pleased with that result. Tonali, played 2 lost 2  mind he is in the strongest team in the premier league.   

[john122350]

Impressive result for the Toon

Don't think I've ever heard a transferred player at home get so much stick from the crowd as Tonali, where were the Spurs supporters ?

All the new players looked good  and appeared to fit the game plan while Wissa & Elanga finally looked Prem Quality

  Great start to the campaign under Matthias Jaissle . It looks like Spursy will be fighting another relegation battle  even after splashing £400m 

[john122350]

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[MLawro93]

Impressive result for the Toon

Don't think I've ever heard a transferred player at home get so much stick from the crowd as Tonali, where were the Spurs supporters ?

All the new players looked good  and appeared to fit the game plan while Wissa & Elanga finally looked Prem Quality

Great result for Hull 2 wins from 2 and already worried for our SkyBlue friend

The Spurs stadium has always been fairly quiet, especially since the move from WHL. I've found its the same across most of the London teams. It only tends to get loud once you get past the M25 and to the grounds I've been to in the North, win, lose, or draw, regardless of the performance, fans have always been vocal.

[mr.bluesky]

Great result for Hull 2 wins from 2 and already worried for our SkyBlue friend

We have spent over £120 million on strengthening the squad yet we look a poorer team than last seasons Championship winning team. Hopefully the new players will settle into the team soon otherwise it's going to be a long hard season .Had something like 68% possesion today but created very few chances    still we have a nice easy game away to Manchester City next. I fear the worst  Going down with the Spurs I reckon 
All credit to Hull, they came here and parked the bus then scored from a breakaway. A difficult team to break down.

[webpunter]

Well, pleased with that result. Tonali, played 2 lost 2  mind he is in the strongest team in the premier league.   

What were the odds on that ?     
In the same vain as the most expensive swedish striker @ Anfield since Collymore
Ave him & thanks for the £, we'll pay for the PJ no worries

[toon972]

Jamie Redknapp saying that Spurs will take 8 or 9 games for their players to get used to new system and formation and each other. Does he not realise what he is saying and who Spurs were playing.

[webpunter]

  Great start to the campaign under Matthias Jaissle . It looks like Spursy will be fighting another relegation battle  even after splashing £400m 

Higher higher £1/2bn ?
DZ bricking it
Now how do i fit all these useless fuckers [apart from Archie Gray] together 
If the results carry on the same he will get Spanish Archer, to change things up
I reck Spursey should get in early with Big Sam
He's a bit busy at the mo on uBer eats ads best give him some notice warm things up at least

[webpunter]

Jamie Redknapp saying that Spurs will take 8 or 9 games for their players to get used to new system and formation and each other. Does he not realise what he is saying and who Spurs were playing.

+100
You cant make it up 
He should stick to Skechers
& loving himself

Edit:  cant wait for MOTD

[Stevelondon]

The Spurs stadium has always been fairly quiet, especially since the move from WHL. I've found its the same across most of the London teams. It only tends to get loud once you get past the M25 and to the grounds I've been to in the North, win, lose, or draw, regardless of the performance, fans have always been vocal.

I have to agree completely with this. I’ve been to every London ground over the vast years of my life. 😂

I know I know. I’m biased. But the full throated roar from a packed ST J Park takes some beating.

I’ve been to  Stamford Bridge games in complete amazement as to why it’s so silent. 🤷🏼

[mr.bluesky]

Higher higher £1/2bn ?
DZ bricking it
Now how do i fit all these useless fuckers [apart from Archie Gray] together 
If the results carry on the same he will get Spanish Archer, to change things up
I reck Spursey should get in early with Big Sam
He's a bit busy at the mo on uBer eats ads best give him some notice warm things up at least

It's been 40 years since the epic Coventry v Spurs FA cup final. 40 years on it it looks like both of us could be relegated in the same season 
The only difference is we have spent less than half their amount to look shit 

[FiveKnuckles]

Spuds in the mud again. Love it 

Towards the end, your new boy Toure was having fun with his fans.  Porro was absolutely rattled and was looking to start a ruckus with the lad.  Some post match handbags.

[daviemac]

Spuds in the mud again. Love it 

Towards the end, your new boy Toure was having fun with his fans.  Porro was absolutely rattled and was looking to start a ruckus with the lad.  Some post match handbags.

Been watching a bit of YouTube, Spurs fans make me laugh they say it will take anywhere from 5-6 games to 10-11 games for the new players to settle in.   

Newcastle, goalkeeper second league game, rightback second league game, midfielder first league game, he's only been here 3 days but ran the show like Bruno used to. To cap it off all organised by a manger who's been here less than a month.

Don't forget in Gordon, Tonali and Bruno we've lost 3 of our best players but their form had fallen off last season as I don't think they wanted to be here so I think we're a better team without them.

A revitalised Elanga and Wissa both scored when they could hardly get a game last season.

[Stevelondon]

Watched MOTD2 last night.

Season just started and yet refereeing and VAR decisions already blatantly poor.

Man U game. Harry Mguire handles the ball (with both hands) ……….. VAR says it’s accidental, his shot took a deflection into the net. So goal stands.
It’s a bloody hand ball for fucks sake. What happens immediately after that is irrelevant 🤷🏼

In one of the other games. Leeds v Brentford.       A penalty not given to Brentford.
A ref standing five metres away didn’t see it. VAR chose to say it wasn’t a foul.

What the Fuck 🤷🏼

[Stevelondon]

Been watching a bit of YouTube, Spurs fans make me laugh they say it will take anywhere from 5-6 games to 10-11 games for the new players to settle in.   

Newcastle, goalkeeper second league game, rightback second league game, midfielder first league game, he's only been here 3 days but ran the show like Bruno used to. To cap it off all organised by a manger who's been here less than a month.

Don't forget in Gordon, Tonali and Bruno we've lost 3 of our best players but their form had fallen off last season as I don't think they wanted to be here so I think we're a better team without them.

A revitalised Elanga and Wissa both scored when they could hardly get a game last season.

Not forgetting Davie. Jamie (the expert) Redknapp. Saying Spurs will finish above Newcastle at the end of the season.

[FiveKnuckles]

Man U game. Harry Mguire handles the ball (with both hands) ……….. VAR says it’s accidental, his shot took a deflection into the net. So goal stands.
It’s a bloody hand ball for fucks sake. What happens immediately after that is irrelevant 🤷🏼

What the Fuck 🤷🏼

Made absolutely no sense.  It's obviously a hand ball as it bounces to his advantage with hands in unnatural position.   So the rules allow him to take a pot shot like billiards, and hope there's a deflection 

[daviemac]

Another young player coming in, that'll make 8 things are definitely looking up.


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[Stevelondon]

Another young player coming in, that'll make 8 things are definitely looking up.


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I’m waiting for someone to say, “You can’t win it with kids”


Or words to that effect 🤷🏼😂

[daviemac]

I’m waiting for someone to say, “You can’t win it with kids”


Or words to that effect 🤷🏼😂

Woltemade's going out on loan but that leaves us with a decent strike force with Wissa, Osula  and now Fernandez-Pardo.

Still no sign of Toon fan Lewis Hall leaving for Man U.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

I know we have a few Newcastle fans who contribute to this thread, so can I ask how your new home shirt has gone down with your fans?

I don’t like to see clubs traditional shirts being adapted from the norm. The Villa have done exactly this and it’s not gone down well.

[daviemac]

I know we have a few Newcastle fans who contribute to this thread, so can I ask how your new home shirt has gone down with your fans?

I don’t like to see clubs traditional shirts being adapted from the norm. The Villa have done exactly this and it’s not gone down well.

It's divided opinion mate, some like it some don't. Personally I quite like it, it's a more modern take on the traditional black and white stripes.

I think the bigger issue was they launched it before they had a shirt sponsor in place so all those who queued from early morning on launch day bought a plain fronted one but now they look odd.

[timsussex]

It's divided opinion mate, some like it some don't. Personally I quite like it, it's a more modern take on the traditional black and white stripes.

I think the bigger issue was they launched it before they had a shirt sponsor in place so all those who queued from early morning on launch day bought a plain fronted one but now they look odd.

would have thought plain would sell at a premium and be worn proudly by the early birds

[mr.bluesky]

I know we have a few Newcastle fans who contribute to this thread, so can I ask how your new home shirt has gone down with your fans?

I don’t like to see clubs traditional shirts being adapted from the norm. The Villa have done exactly this and it’s not gone down well.

The villa shirt does not look right without the sky blue sleeves. Newcastles shirt looks like a barcode. Coventry have reverteted to their 1987 stripe kit as it is the 40th anniversary of the cup win . It has had mixed reviews, most say the stripes are not sky blue enough  but has sold well.

[mr.bluesky]

It's divided opinion mate, some like it some don't. Personally I quite like it, it's a more modern take on the traditional black and white stripes.

I think the bigger issue was they launched it before they had a shirt sponsor in place so all those who queued from early morning on launch day bought a plain fronted one but now they look odd.

I wish all football shirts didn't have the sponsors names on the front but thats never going to happen. Am I right in thinking that this season is the last that clubs can be sponsored by gambling companies 

[daviemac]

would have thought plain would sell at a premium and be worn proudly by the early birds

Quite possibly but they do look odd without the sponsor on. The away kit looks quite good with the retro badge on.

[toon972]

I know we have a few Newcastle fans who contribute to this thread, so can I ask how your new home shirt has gone down with your fans?

I don’t like to see clubs traditional shirts being adapted from the norm. The Villa have done exactly this and it’s not gone down well.

I am ok with it, something different. It has also given our obsessed friends down the road something to talk about so it is all good. 

[webpunter]

I think the bigger issue was they launched it before they had a shirt sponsor in place so all those who queued from early morning on launch day bought a plain fronted one but now they look odd.

Me thinks the Villa fans wish for the same
Being able to buy shirts without VR
Minus the sports washing
The Premier League picked up on Newcastle's sponsorship by Sela coz their fave big clubs are scared shitless of PIF unlimited funds & moaned like fuck
Not a mention for Villa & Rwanda
Not a sausage 
Arsenal binned VT because of a fan backlash / fan embarrassment however there's always another team waiting if the money is right [with SCR in mind]
IMO the PL need to investigate Villa to check that the VR sponsorship reflects the market rate [which Newcastle went to the end of the earth to demonstrate with Sela FOS]
Villa fans can now be referred to as VR Wankers
I soo hope that oppo fans pick up on this

[john122350]

Chelsea have somehow managed to get rid of all their flops and actually make a profit on them. Have to admit, that’s a pretty good transfer window for them.



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