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Some of the best transfers happen nowt in the media then bosh
A big strong defender
6'3"-6'4" & 96kg of muscle
Me thinks great recruitment
A loan only no buy option tho better to have him than not

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A loan only no buy option tho better to have him than not
Specsavers or lay off the drink mate.  :D

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Today a good day @ StJP
No departures of key players  ;)
Here's an overview
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By all accounts Lewis Hall's been told he isn't going anywhere this season but as we know things can change.

It's been rumoured that we are looking at Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg from Marseille, he's 31 but the plan is to add experience to the midfield to bring the youngers ones on.

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Araujo is a great signing for Liverpool, a massive upgrade on Konate who is, in my opinion, massively overrated. Now they just need a long term replacement for VVD, he seemed to be struggling at times last season.

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By all accounts Lewis Hall's been told he isn't going anywhere this season but as we know things can change.

He was unlucky not to go to the WC
Utd supposedly will pay £60m & double his wages
His agent will be busy wanting a pay rise for him & an increase in his slice too
Would love to know what really goes on in the world of transfers rather than just seeing paper talk

It's been rumoured that we are looking at Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg from Marseille, he's 31 but the plan is to add experience to the midfield to bring the youngers ones on.

He is some player one of those never really getting the recognition etc
Just what is needed to both bring younger players on as you mention & stabilise things middle of the pitch
A Xhaka type player & look how good he's been for Newcastle's besties
Also Jordan Henderson esque
PEH doesn't mind getting stuck in & collects cards he must have some footy top trumps collection
That he's Denmark & Marseille captain says it all
In the middle of the pitch more longevity than up front so that he's 31 face bothered
As a CDM he can also play in the back line if needed injuries to other players etc & he's 6'1" 6'2" so big enough
How good a player he is can be gauged by the transfer value if he was late 20s rather than early 30s, double it
Would be a great signing




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Araujo is a great signing for Liverpool, a massive upgrade on Konate who is, in my opinion, massively overrated. Now they just need a long term replacement for VVD, he seemed to be struggling at times last season.

VVD was struggling for most of the season.
His experience and anticipation can only go some way to make up for his drop off in pace.
It will be a test for Iralola as VVD has a lot of influence and prestige as club captain.

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Valencia 1-0 up


Elanga stretchered off for fucks sake……… it’s a bloody friendly 🤷🏼

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Elanga stretchered off for fucks sake……… it’s a bloody friendly 🤷🏼

Shocking tackle and by the captain as well, sent off in a friendly. Elanga is not as bad as first thought according to reports.

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We came away with a win.
Yes, hopeful the Elanga injury is not too bad.

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We came away with a win.
Yes, hopeful the Elanga injury is not too bad.
By all reports it 'just' bruising on the shin. I see big Joe was straight out there from the dugout.   :D

Quite impressed with some of the younger players, it's going to be an interesting season.

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I’m hopeful Davie.
No point being anything else really. We’ve supported this club since forever and not about to alter that fact.

I’m genuinely hoping this young lot can gel and perform.

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I’m hopeful Davie.
No point being anything else really. We’ve supported this club since forever and not about to alter that fact.

I’m genuinely hoping this young lot can gel and perform.
Most people misunderstand Newcastle supporters, we're eternal optimists. The "We don't demand a team that wins, we demand a club that tries" banner from a few years ago says it all. The club are trying now, not everything's worked but we do have one hand tied behind our backs as far as finance is concerned.

We are looking to sign another 3 maybe 4 more players so if we get some experience in along with the young ones we already have it's something to look forward to.

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You never know we might win the "Mickey Mouse" cup again.  ;)
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My Sky Blues have so far spent about £81 million in the pre season on new signings and have broken the clubs transfer fee record four times. We have spent more money this pre season than in our entire history  :D which means we are probably going to do a " Sunderland" and comfortably stop up or do a "Leicester City" and crash and burn.  :scare:  Apparently there's more to come with a move to sign former player Gus Hamer back from Sheffield Utd. Happy with a 3-1 win over Spanish La Liga team Espanyol yesterday.
Owner Doug King is determined to show that after waiting 25 years to get back into the top flight that it's not going to be a one season visit.
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My Sky Blues have so far spent about £81 million in the pre season on new signings and have broken the clubs transfer fee record four times. We have spent more money this pre season than in our entire history  :D which means we are probably going to do a " Sunderland" and comfortably stop up or do a "Leicester City" and crash and burn.  :scare:  Apparently there's more to come with a move to sign former player Gus Hamer back from Sheffield Utd. Happy with a 3-1 win over Spanish La Liga team Espanyol yesterday.
Owner Doug King is determined to show that after waiting 25 years to get back into the top flight that it's not going to be a one season visit.

Good luck!
You're obviously a keen fan.  :thumbsup:

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Good luck!
You're obviously a keen fan.  :thumbsup:


:drinks: looking forward to Liverpools visit to the CBS arena

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I’m hopeful Davie.
No point being anything else really. We’ve supported this club since forever and not about to alter that fact.

I’m genuinely hoping this young lot can gel and perform.
Yeah the trouble is so are the so called "Big" clubs so that they can snap up any of the young talent Newcastle develop  :D

I'm waiting for Chelsea to buy a teenager for £200M or swap the Woman's team for him  :rolleyes:

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My Sky Blues have so far spent about £81 million in the pre season on new signings and have broken the clubs transfer fee record four times. We have spent more money this pre season than in our entire history  :D which means we are probably going to do a " Sunderland" and comfortably stop up or do a "Leicester City" and crash and burn.  :scare:  Apparently there's more to come with a move to sign former player Gus Hamer back from Sheffield Utd. Happy with a 3-1 win over Spanish La Liga team Espanyol yesterday.
Owner Doug King is determined to show that after waiting 25 years to get back into the top flight that it's not going to be a one season visit.

Dont want to pop your balloon however Sunderland wedged up a hundred million more spends @ £180m+

Going up Leeds spent £100m though they had the strongest most expensively assembled highest paid squad in the Championship [+ secured Dominic CL on a free]
They had some good results towards the end on the season including the 1st win @ TTONM since about 1853
Utd kindly gave Leeds 4 points with the reverse fixture 1st half of the season Amorim in his last game in charge a gift they were utter shite
Had the fixture list meant the match a week later there would have been the new manager bounce
Small margins & things could have gone very differently  :scare:
At least the higher ups are not making the same mistakes as last time they went up somehow stayed up & then didn't spend anything = doomed
This summer spends Trafford £40-45m / centre half £34m & Harry Wilson on a free [£25m] so around £100m overall
2nd season syndrome  :scare: need to get various players who wont get much if any game time off the wage bill with another couple of quality additions

That Leeds even linked with Rafael Leao positive tho with whopping wages no chance
Turkey the likely destination the clubs there pay high wages
& there's a different tax environment reserved only for footy players 15%-20% c.f. 40%-50% rest of europe
One of the reasons behind Salad ending up there

Just seen selling Hamer for £15m three years ago & buying him back for £6m good business for a known player

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Salah going to Trabzonspor a bit weird, a player of his calibre should go to a better team, they saying is because of the wages.
How much money do footballers need in general? Especially the ones who make it to very top, surely you can go on reduced wages to a better team once you have 50-100 million, some even more.
Most of them won't spend in a lifetime all the money they have, that's including their families also.

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Dont want to pop your balloon however Sunderland wedged up a hundred million more spends @ £180m+



Just seen selling Hamer for £15m three years ago & buying him back for £6m good business for a known player

You beat me to it webbie  :thumbsup: I don't think this is the end of our spending , still being linked with various players so I imagine that will take our spending to about £100 million. This is unheard of for a club like Coventry. I just hope we are keeping within the financial fair play regulations and don't incure a points deduction during the season. We certainly seem to spending more than Ipswich and Hull City  :unknown:
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Salah going to Trabzonspor a bit weird, a player of his calibre should go to a better team, they saying is because of the wages.
How much money do footballers need in general? Especially the ones who make it to very top, surely you can go on reduced wages to a better team once you have 50-100 million, some even more.
Most of them won't spend in a lifetime all the money they have, that's including their families also.

He's a greedy sod!


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Marcus Rashford to wear new shirt number 14 at Man United

Club decision made to trust Marcus, involve him in pre-season, with Michael Carrick keen on keeping Rashford and trusting him.

Positive message from the club as Rashford could really STAY and continue at United, now back involved in the pre-season tour.


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Salah going to Trabzonspor a bit weird, a player of his calibre should go to a better team, they saying is because of the wages.
How much money do footballers need in general? Especially the ones who make it to very top, surely you can go on reduced wages to a better team once you have 50-100 million, some even more.
Most of them won't spend in a lifetime all the money they have, that's including their families also.

I think you underestimate the temptations and stupidity of footballers  :)
An expensive wife and a more expensive mistress followed by an even more expensive divorce could easily account for most of it

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I think you underestimate the temptations and stupidity of footballers  :)
An expensive wife and a more expensive mistress followed by an even more expensive divorce could easily account for most of it

You should cut & paste onto the World Cup thread
GI travelling by PJ a motorcade arrival wherever he is going treated like he thinks he's a Head of State

Footy players prone to gambling though its the club's fault too much time on their hands they need support  :rolleyes:
Even the most stupid have realised that betting on footy is a non starter
It would be helpful for them if gambling on anything was banned & they would be eternally grateful


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Big Yocal derby in the Carabao cup tonight , Plymouth v Exeter with the winners taking on the mighty Sky Blues in the 2nd Round  :rolleyes:

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Very good
A better pre season warm up that most of the fixtures
An unfriendly friendly

Best that Carrick reminds the players no hair pulling especially the culprit
& to remind LM no bed sheets with references to a certain group of islands post match
Most people would think it obvious not to publicize this given that they got well & truly battered  :lol: :yahoo:

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A good repeat signing for The Blades
That his mate Bamford there a draw for KP
+ it means he can live close to family & doesnt have to move

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That Bamford banged them in last season & scoring after 4 mins 1st match of this season wont have done any harm

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Another one who signed for City. Won trophies being a substitute and hardly played any games because Pep.said he was a fat bastard. Career completely ruined similar in a way to Grealish who fell out of favour because he was a party boy and cost 100m. Trafford was another example of his career being put on hold at City. Now he will spend most of his time picking the ball out of the back of the net  :lol: :D Ovér to you Webby  ;) :P
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Another one who signed for City. Won trophies being a substitute and hardly played any games because Pep.said he was a fat bastard. Career completely ruined similar in a way to Grealish who fell out of favour because he was a party boy and cost 100m. Trafford was another example of his career being put on hold at City. Now he will spend most of his time picking the ball out of the back of the net  :lol: :D Ovér to you Webby  ;) :P
Shed's back then, must be expecting a decent season  :rolleyes:

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Shed's back then, must be expecting a decent season  :rolleyes:




Nope wrong again BR :hi: when the season starts I'm out. It's better not to have to read garbage on here that you just seem to contribute  ;) ;)

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Nope wrong again BR :hi: when the season starts I'm out. It's better not to have to read garbage on here that you just seem to contribute  ;) ;)
You say that now but my money's on you and all the other Man Utd fans suddenly popping back out of the woodwork and getting vocal again as soon as you're in with a shout of winning the Prem (which I actually think you are next season)  :hi:

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Nope wrong again BR :hi: when the season starts I'm out. It's better not to have to read garbage on here that you just seem to contribute  ;) ;)

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Just put him on ignore
& we can have a laarf now & again

Putting together a response ref your fave ex leeds player
You do realise that despite your hopes (*) he would never join Utd opting instead for the leading Mcr club
Various reasons including that his grannie would have hung him by his balls from the washing line if he ever turned up in a red mcr shirt  :lol: :scare:
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You say that now but my money's on you and all the other Man Utd fans suddenly popping back out of the woodwork and getting vocal again as soon as you're in with a shout of winning the Prem (which I actually think you are next season)  :hi:

Like we all crawled out of the woodwork when we got relegated and had the highest attendances in the country.

is the big hairy United supporting uncle that shagged you up the arse as a child still alive?
UTMBP!

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Like we all crawled out of the woodwork when we got relegated and had the highest attendances in the country.

is the big hairy United supporting uncle that shagged you up the arse as a child still alive?
UTMBP!
Hmmm well that was over 50 years ago when supporters were local, can't see many jumping on the train from London to watch a 2nd tier side these days eh  :unknown:

You seem to know a lot about being shagged up the arse by a big hairy uncle as you keep going on about it so i'll leave you to it  :thumbsup: