Hi.
Long time lurker,... and I know I'll get nudged for this.
External Link/Members OnlyI ordered a 4 hands, as a kind of reward.
One was May. Don't know the other one.
£100 for 1 hr.
Ordered via the app "Treatwell"
Anyway, arrived on time, but it was a hot day, i was a sweaty mess, and I expected a shower first.
Nope.
Ok
I had to remind this was a 4 hand session. Also the room, despite being downstairs, was still too hot.
There then followed them getting a fan and struggling getting it working.
Onto the table, nowt on, as per usual.
Remember, I was very sweaty, and a bit self conscious.
Lots of towels trying to dry me off.
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They then proceed to give me the requisite pummeling. Which to be fair, was pretty decent.
Lots of Thai conversation which was a bit off putting, probably working out who, was doing what.
A bit of light conversation in broken English, a few implanted comments to lighten the atmosphere, which drew a few laughs from them.
Turn over time and the question arose
A happy ending,... £40 EACH.
Nope.
Despite reservations, decided on £30 each.
One of them worked on my head and shoulders, the other.... lower down.
No disrobing or groping allowed, which was disappointing.
The inevitable happened, and cleanup, which was the followed by some nice forehead and shoulder work.
All in all, a bit underwhelming.
Total bill : £160