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External Link/Members Only30 mins - £100.
Coms - not great. I sent a WhatsApp which sat unread and now 5 days later still remains unread. So I switched to regular text which she answered within about half an hour. All I knew was she was in a motorhome in Derby but had to ask three times for some indication of where.
The lady - the photos are definitely her but taken several years ago and I'm quite sure her profile age of 53 is extremely generous. Plus the top set of teeth to her left side seemed to be missing which I found a particular turn off.
Location - I found the idea of shagging in her motorhome quite exciting but it's certainly not the kind of vehicle Bradley Walsh would be driving about in, it's actually quite a dump. She was parked up in a big public car park with a large roll up solar panel to one side, plus this wasn't a free car park and it took me ages to download the app and pay (it wasn't a regular app I'd used before). The interior was packed high with crap, a dog on the drivers seat and more leaves on the inside than in the car park.
Service - when I entered the 'van' I didn't find her particularly friendly, there was no smile greeting. She just said that 30 mins would be £100 and to get undressed and get in the back where there was a bed.
She did tell me that she'd sold her house and lived in her motorhome, so I'm skeptical about her profile narrative about her being married and her husband working abroad. I could be wrong but I'm of the opinion that's to spice up the meet making you think you're shagging some blokes wife while he doesn't know.
I stripped off got on the bed and she got naked too which wasn't great but to be fair I've seen worse. She approached the bed and went straight to sucking my limp cock (owo). It wasn't bad but I just wasn't turned on and there was little life in my cock.
She moved up the bed and started kissing me as she wanked me, but all I could think of was her missing teeth. I'd normally go for a bit of fanny licking at this stage but I thought I give it a miss. My cock by now was semi hard and she said, "Do you want to 'try' fucking me".... not exactly what a man wants to hear. So she rolled a condom on me and I got inside her and fucked her for a while but I wasn't enjoying it and knew I wouldn't cum. So I pulled out, took off the rubber and tried wanking myself but even that didn't work.
Eventually I gave up, we chatted briefly as I was getting dressed and I was glad to be out of the 'van'. I picked up an Indian takeaway on the way home which was much more enjoyable.
Generally she just came across as bored and totally disinterested. I can't recommend this one and I'd certainly never visit her again.
