First review and first punt in a long time...I gave up after deciding it was a colossal waste of money
The meet was 5 / 6 weeks ago
So I put a reverse booking on A/W (2 hour outcall £300) and only got a few replies that you could call serious, narrowed it down to 2 ladies and went with Perky Booty as she had sent a good message as well as the booking - I had just changed laptops and couldn't get onto my old one to check here
She sent some pictures and short videos, the usual filters applied but she looked ok in a girl next door way not super hot model way
External Link/Members OnlyI was after a Saturday night meet, which after accepting the booking she asked to change to Sunday as she had a shoot going on in Chester for several days
Stupidly I went with it...arranged to pick her up from the station on Sunday afternoon after exchanging messages as to train times etc
The train arrived and my first impressions were not good - big coat fair enough it wasn't exactly warm - ripped jeans that basically showed thighs knees etc, not my thing but hey ho fashion and all that
There were only 5 cars in the car park and I'm stood waving, she sends a message to say which car are you in, errmmm the only one with a person in it
She gets in and immediately launches into a monologue about afro caribbean music, latin american music etc, I've got smooth fm on so clearly have no idea about the dj's she is name dropping.... Alarm bells just starting to ring
I drove home the long way - 25 mins instead of 10, she complained about a previous punter saying she had stolen money, she wouldn't do that etc etc
Got back to mine and still talking, made a drink, she arranges for photographer to collect her from mine
She's now moved onto talking about her new boobs - she then decides to show me her new boobs and takes her hoodie off in the living room, the boobs are now out and I'm like er it's Sunday afternoon and I really don't want my neighbours seeing your tits, lets head upstairs
She thinks this is funny and is sure they would like her tits, great...
I get her upstairs, and suggest a blowie with facial and pictures as we had agreed, she say's fine and goes for it, pretty good, I suggest taking pictures which she really likes and poses with no issues
Back to the facial and she takes control I get close, let her know and she finishes me off first shot gets her cheek then she directs the rest onto her tits, and gets me take more pictures
I get the toilet roll and she carefully dabs her cheek announcing she forgot her makeup and doesn't want to smudge what she has on....
Then she decides she needs a vape and bounces off the bed heads downstairs - now totally naked back to living room - I throw my pants and shirt back on - she is putting the hoodie back on in the living room in front of the window, laughing at how the neighbours now have something to see....WTAF
We are then outside and she launches int o stories about how she like to holiday in Mexico the Domininc Rebublic etc, There's no point trying to have a conversation just let her talk....and at least she is trying to pull the hoodie down enough to cover her vag just in case anyone is looking out of their bedroom windows
I get her back inside and say that I'm done, can't manage round 2 (waste of the blue pills but enough is enough) - she gets back onto her reviews and how surprised she is that she has 100 positives - not anywhere near as surprised as I am - she then shows me all of the messages on her phone - errr discretion much
I aske her to get dressed and that bloody hoodie comes again so she can put some stringy outfit on, then she bounces upstairs for the jeans
I get her another drink and ask where the photographer is - he's about 10 minutes away - 15 minutes later I ask again and get he's near - ok 5 minutes later he's still near - I ask where exactly is near and she says out of the front door turn left and he's on the right, turns out he's basically been waiting on the corner for about 10 minutes - she say's that she wants to piss him off - well done you've pissed both of us off
She leaves - it was probably 2 hours from picking her up at the station to managing to get her out of the door
I think oh well it's dry let's not waste the entire afternoon I'll mow the lawn - get a quick shower throw jeans on - get back downstairs and the car is still there she's outside the car vaping and on her phone
Whilst waiting for her to leave I deleted the pictures (don't need or ever want to see them again)
She finally left and the lawn got mowed
If I had been able to get on here I wouldn't have booked - she has issues for sure and if I had known I definitely wouldn't have gone ahead - I was looking for a gfe, she needs constant directions seemed to be happier to be told what to do how you wanted her etc,
