Angela - Refine Massage near King's Cross

[OliverK]

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I read this review by Nerfherder https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=450256.0 and liked the sound of Angela.

Date: 08.05.26.

Comms: Called half hour before and asked for Angela.

Location: On a busy road near a bus stop.  I parked in a side-street round the back near Cummings Street (Yes, really.)

Price: £40 for 30 minutes + £70 for topless HE + £10 for titwank. £120 total.


SP: Angela is Spanish I think. I would guess about 32 years old. Medium build with long brown highlighted hair and glasses. Nice arse and good natural C cup tits.

Action: On arrival there's no reception so you just walk through the door and straight down into the basement. I was met by a tall Chinese lady who introduced herself as Angela and immediately my heart sank. I have no interest in skinny Chinese ladies. She then explained that there are two Angelas working there so she would go and get the Spanish one. Phew!
The 'real' Angela walked in and I thought she was decent looking but didn't find her as sexy as I expected. Didn't help that she had no make-up on.
She had GND looks and a decent body but she was quiet and slightly detached. There was very little eye contact and every time she got changed she did so with her back to me.

She was wearing thick black jeans, boots and a black top. Nothing remotely sexy.
I showered beforehand. Bathroom was dated but clean and everything worked. Massage room was small but workable. She played loud lift music the whole time. Instrumental piano versions of old hits like 'Moon River' and 'Hello' by Lionel Richie.  Pretty awful.

Massage was better than I expected. Would've liked a bit more pressure but couldn't be bothered to ask for it.
On the flip she asked me if I'd like anything else.  She offered £70 for topless HE, £100 for naked HE and £150 for B2B. Crazy prices, even for central London.
I asked her if the £100 option included RO but she said no. She said I could touch her pussy but no fingering allowed.
I chose the £70 option and didn't even bother to negotiate. Too tired.
After she took off her top I asked if she would take her jeans off.  Not fully naked but at least be in her knickers.  She said only if I pay more, so I left it.
Tits were a full C cup and she had nice soft skin.

There was no lingam and not much technique to the HE, not a lot of build-up and no edging.  As I could see this was going to be a particularly boring wank for me I tried to spice it up a bit by asking for a titwank but she rolled her eyes and said no. I offered her another tenner and she accepted.
So as the dreadful piano banged out the chorus to a Bee Gees tune I spaffed on her tits.
5 minutes left so she massaged me some more.
It was at this point that I mentioned that she had been recommended to me by a 'friend'. As soon as I said that her attitude changed. She said I hadn't seen the best of her because she was exhausted from working a 15-hour day yesterday and that's why she didn't even put make up on today.
She knew I wasn't going to go back to my 'friend' with a good report.


Summary: Clearly I caught Angela on a bad day.
Mad prices, leaving her jeans on the whole time and very little engagement means a neutral.

Return? Never.

[sparkus]

Sounds dire mate, from the absurd prices to the Bee Gees accompanied tug. Though it would have been rude not to:

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She was not more than a woman to you.

[Massage Bloke]

I've moaned before about the prices that are now the norm around Kings Cross and much of Marylebone/Fitzrovia. This review confirms my gripe about the direction of travel.

[sparkus]

I've moaned before about the prices that are now the norm around Kings Cross and much of Marylebone/Fitzrovia. This review confirms my gripe about the direction of travel.

Apart from the heyday of the Everwells and ORBS etc I've always seen b2b as a Zone 2 and beyond activity. Zone 1 is just set up to fleece visitors.

[Massage Bloke]

Apart from the heyday of the Everwells and ORBS etc I've always seen b2b as a Zone 2 and beyond activity. Zone 1 is just set up to fleece visitors.

You make a very good point.

It's just that I come up to London on the train (90 min journey) and to start taking tubes to the suburbs would really eat into my time.

However, I'm a Londoner born and bred and know my way around London, so perhaps it's time for a re-think. It might be better to ration my trips more, and stay overnight in a hotel and combine the trip with other things. eg: take in a show or visit the couple of mates I still have in the Big Smoke!

I'll give it some thought.

BTW, I can't get over the fact the OP's girl didn't even take her jeans off and he would have had to paid more for her to remove them. 

[sparkus]

You make a very good point.

It's just that I come up to London on the train (90 min journey) and to start taking tubes to the suburbs would really eat into my time.

However, I'm a Londoner born and bred and know my way around London, so perhaps it's time for a re-think. It might be better to ration my trips more, and stay overnight in a hotel and combine the trip with other things. eg: take in a show or visit the couple of mates I still have in the Big Smoke!

I'll give it some thought.

BTW, I can't get over the fact the OP's girl didn't even take her jeans off and he would have had to paid more for her to remove them. 

Yeah I appreciate I am approaching this from a very resident centric perspective. I also used to chase leads from here and would think nothing of pulling a sickie for the afternoon and trek to somewhere like Ruislip for a pair of heavy chebs.

Cities like Manchester, Liverpool and Newcastle are all quite compact by comparison so on visiting I have always just walked around the city centre and seen what's doing. I suppose that would be the same for Norwich or Reading.

[OliverK]

Sounds dire mate, from the absurd prices to the Bee Gees accompanied tug. Though it would have been rude not to:

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She was not more than a woman to you.

  Nicely done.

BTW, I can't get over the fact the OP's girl didn't even take her jeans off and he would have had to paid more for her to remove them. 

Pathetic isn't it.
With her dressed in winter jeans and heavy boots from the waist down whilst topless from the waist up it felt like I should be very grateful she was even topless and how dare I ask for more?
Not sexy at all. Vibe was totally off.
Hard to believe she had the audacity to ask for money just to take jeans off!

[LLPunting]

You make a very good point.

It's just that I come up to London on the train (90 min journey) and to start taking tubes to the suburbs would really eat into my time.

However, I'm a Londoner born and bred and know my way around London, so perhaps it's time for a re-think. It might be better to ration my trips more, and stay overnight in a hotel and combine the trip with other things. eg: take in a show or visit the couple of mates I still have in the Big Smoke!

I'll give it some thought.

BTW, I can't get over the fact the OP's girl didn't even take her jeans off and he would have had to paid more for her to remove them. 

Don't take train into centre in the first place, transfer to a stopping service further out if there aren't SPs around an outer London express stop. May get a cheaper ticket too if returning from outer London, think there are railfare sites that can figure that out, might get you an added extra.  GL enjoying the 'burbs.