The first time you walked

[SirFrank]

What was your first walking experience like and why did you do it? In the world of punting, walking is a rite of passage IMO. First time I ever walked was pre internet days. Booked a 'Mrs Robinson' GILF who advertised using those key words in the back of the South Wales Echo. I expected the door to be opened by a honey, instead it's opened up by Aunt Bessie's mother. Fuck me she made my teeth hurt.

She whisked me in and starts running through the menu. To add insult to injury she wanted an extra 20 notes to smoke her kipper. I was sat on the bed thinking there's no way on earth I can fuck you even if you paid me. I said sorry but this ain't for me and walked out.  She was actually fine. Still makes me shiver thinking about her.

[Pompoy123]

 

I've been lucky so far but may have banged a Post Op once by mistake. :\

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Went to a parlour to see a particular girl, but they palmed me off to another girl in another room who talked me through the most exhaustingly complicated pricing menu going - in poor English.
 
At the end, I just said, but I've come to see X. The girl said that X wasn't available. I said I've just seen her downstairs and she looked free. No answer. Stated same to madam who wasn't budging in terms of who I could see, so I walked.

[yorkshire123]

Last year in a really low end parlour (I didn't know how low end it was at that time) selection of girls & I chose what I thought was a tasty looking young girl if not a bit thin for me.
Got upstairs she stripped off & she looked like she had just left a concentration camp (bad taste analogy I know  ) all skin & bones, then I noticed the needle marks & the missing teeth. As she was reeling off the cost of extras I was tucking little Y away & heading back to reception.
Strangely the receptionist offered me my money back or another girl but I just got the fuck out of there.
More of a run than a walk 

[cueball]

I walked on a wg out of the back of the paper (pre tinterweb), big, ugly wi a mono brow, to top it all she said covered blow job only and she wouldn't take her jeans off, I said you might as well put your jumper back on I'm off

[Private Parts]

Many years ago. It was a bait and switch. All comms had been fine up to the moment the door opened.
Faced with a walking corpse I actually felt sorry for her. There was no way I was going to go through with it so " I realised my wallet was in the car" and legged it. Felt lousy as the poor girl must have had it happen to her many times before. Pre UKP and A/W times but those were the risks you took.
Long time before I punted again, nearly put off for life.
PP

[cueball]

I've been lucky so far but may have banged a Post Op once by mistake. :\

Lucky? Post op?

Lol

[Zeusthedoc]

the first time i walked was probably around 6 years ago...before i discovered AW. I used to hunt phone numbers in the back of local newspaper...I was in palmers green and visited a parlour just of the the A406...long since gone.

I called and was enticed by the sound of 3/4 sexy blondes / brunettes who did all services except the A. I was fairly new to the game and the only other person that i knew that punted was a friend who used to down half a bottle of Jack, walk in and fuck whatever he saw.

I turned up to what could only be described as an old people's home for WGs.
Fat, frumpy EEs and english WGs wrapped in what could only be described as bed linen.
as they paraded through 1 at a time i thought, the next one will be better...after the last OAP introduced herself and the maid reappeared, I asked if there was less likely to have a freedom pass available. the maid replied that this was a 'mature' house, insisting that i was told on the phone. I told her that I wasn't interested in seeing any of those geriatrics, at which point she called them back, they all stood in the doorway whilst she told them that I had basically said they were too old to be WGs. they were obviously pissed! and tried to intimidate me in to staying....i apologised for the mixup and walked....mind you, if that were to happen now?! I would tell them to fuck right off and walk!

[rafatheira]

Back in the states...called up an agency, usual business. They sent over a hot, I mean she was fucking stunning blonde. Dressed too much like a wg, but I quite liked it    . Had a drink and quick chat for 5 minutes. Then I notice her adams apple.

I paid the cancellation fee of 50, and sat in my living room, utterly fucking mortified. Needed about 5 glasses of whisky to regain my nerve after that.

[Pompoy123]

Back in the states...called up an agency, usual business. They sent over a hot, I mean she was fucking stunning blonde. Dressed too much like a wg, but I quite liked it    . Had a drink and quick chat for 5 minutes. Then I notice her adams apple.

I paid the cancellation fee of 50, and sat in my living room, utterly fucking mortified. Needed about 5 glasses of whisky to regain my nerve after that.

That is what I should have done. 

[walking dead]

Someone on a website, not aw was asking for "help with their rent ". Fine I thought, 40 quid , bj, early twenties. I had to pick her up  in my car. First time I have tried that, but liked the thought of paying a non full time wg for a bj.
There was no touching allowed apart from her arse,  but I could video it. Fine by me, I thought I could coax her tits out.

I pulled up, waited. Door opened, she gets in the car. As soon as he opened his mouth I knew he wasn't female. Dressed like  a girl and everything with make up. I said sorry your not a girl.  He offered I could feel his tits to check,  full of tissue. 

Needless to say I sent him on his way. I got abuse afterwards calling me a time waster! 

[Zeusthedoc]

Someone on a website, not aw was asking for "help with their rent ". Fine I thought, 40 quid , bj, early twenties. I had to pick her up  in my car. First time I have tried that, but liked the thought of paying a non full time wg for a bj.
There was no touching allowed apart from her arse,  but I could video it. Fine by me, I thought I could coax her tits out.

I pulled up, waited. Door opened, she gets in the car. As soon as he opened his mouth I knew he wasn't female. Dressed like  a girl and everything with make up. I said sorry your not a girl.  He offered I could feel his tits to check,  full of tissue. 

Needless to say I sent him on his way. I got abuse afterwards calling me a time waster!

initially thought this was just a typo    hats off, i think we might have just found our winner!

[CBPaul]

I suppose the first was a street girl about 15 years back. Was in the process of trying to pick up a goodun who liked to drop her jeans to her knees and take it doggy over the bonnet. An absolute horror jumped in the passenger seat and offered a bj for a fiver. Although it would have been an intresting sensation to post my meat through her missing teeth, mouth closed, I just wouldn't have got hard. Took fucking ages to get her out of the car and I missed out on my intended target who was wearing impossibly tight jeans that night.

Otherwise a couple of years ago, typical aw bait n switch. Booked a session at a local hotel with a stunning looking czech girl knowing full well it was a potentially risky one. Knew that for sure when I got to the venue, phoned for the room number and was asked which city I was in. After I got the room number from the call centre (Sergei in his Audi in a motorway services somewhere on the M1) I went off to the room. The cracking 21 year old babe had suddenly aged 30 years, grown a saggy arse and her tits had migrated south. Had a voice like talking through one of those gizmos held to a whole in the windpipe. Just shook my head and walked, felt quite pleased with myself.

Had a good few since, including using her phone as a translater trying to get a refund after discovering that she wouldn't 'make sex' because she had tummy ache.

[a10]

Many a year ago in a working flat in Sleaford, Lincolnshire. The (what I thought was) madam opened the door and led me upstairs. The (what I assumed to be) madam's older relative walked in the room.

I mumbled something about not matching the advert (back of the daily sport) and went to stand up.

"Is it because of the age?" The first OAP asked in a voice that sounded so fucking weary.

All I could do was nod as I left.

[doc14]

A year or so into punting (about 15 yrs ago) incall a b&b type place Blackpool. This horror opened the door said "don't worry it's not be you will be seeing, she is just busy" went in and paid (school boy error) the girl and sat and waited.. and waited and so on, half an hour the girl who opened door to me originally came back saying other girl who I should be seeing had gone out and would she do?
Would she fuck!!
Asked for money back and she said she given money to girl so not her fault.  I would kick up more of a fuss now but I was a bit younger and inexperienced then. So walked.

[RedKettle]

I had had my eye on a WG for some time who looked good on her site and claimed to be a porn star.  Finally arranged to meet her.  It was annoying from the start with all that James Bond crap of phoning her from a Asda car park to be given a road name to drive to, park up there and then cannot get her back on the phone for ages.  Eventually get her to be told it is another road!  Anyway I was met at the door by a woman who had clearly seen better days and was now skin and bone with the look of someone on drugs. 

At that point I thought this is disappointing but I was young(er) and horny so decided would bang her anyway and then get out of there.  Walked into her ground floor room and it was the biggest tip I have ever seen, piles of stuff everywhere and the bedsheets looked as if they had not been washed in a year.  However still horny so contemplating sitting on an edge of the bed having a BJ.

Then saw the little dog that clearly lived in the room and would be staying to watch.

Final straw, two dogs in the room with me.  Walked at that point muttering something, cannot even remember my excuse.  Pre punting phone days so had to put up with abusive texts for a while.

[berksboy]

           Years ago with someone from the ads in the local rag , as i went she called out "well you do look gay" so i minced off back to my car.

[Trevor12]

The first (and only so far) time I walked was when I was tempted by WG who worked at an agency flat. The agency has had a lot of negative comments made on here, which I foolishly ignored. The WG would have ticked 3 things of my bucket list had she been as advertised (18 yo, Indian girl, anal included in price- would have been my first time in the bum). She was the girl in the pics (body was an exact match), but she was much older than 18, and she wasn't Indian! She was black/white mixed race! Part of me was tempted to go ahead anyway, as she had a cracking body, so I asked to make sure anal was included as advertised- it was not. At this point big head took over, I realised this would be a shit punt and she would provide a shit service so said I'd nip back to the car to get the extra!

This was the girl External Link/Members Only and I will definitely put up a review.

[backofthenet]

don't know if 'darknhung' is reading this thread - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=40842.0

[berksboy]

              With a bod like that i am sure she could get lots of work so WTF lie ! 

[yorkshire123]

don't know if 'darknhung' is reading this thread - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=40842.0

Thanks for the walk down memory lane (yes I have a short memory) Socks at his best 

[KennyMilkshake]

First time I walked was in a parlour, paid the money after seeing the worker, and she said she would make the earth move!.

Ten minutes into the booking it was extra for kissing, extra for oral on her, extra to rim her, and she still had her knickers on.

Before this I had found it hard to walk, but this time was easy, I just said" no that's it, im going now and you can fuck yourself", she walked me to the door to make sure I never said anything to receptionist, but as soon as I was outside I phoned the receptionist who said she heard the door going and thought it was over quickly, had been told before that the girl was waking customers walk.

I didn't ask why she didn't speak to the girl if that was the case, just put it down to a non-caring attitude, since then I have walked a few times.

[helmsdale]

A long time ago, I went to a basement flat in Gloucester Place in London. The phone card led me to believe I would be getting a Swiss Miss, but the door was opened by a young Mediterranean looking girl, with a plain Jane face, tshirt and jeans. I didn't fancy her one bit, so was reluctant to cross the threshhold. Then I heard a female voice saying come in. And I looked into the hall of the flat and saw a huge and I mean huge big fat black mama, Diane Abbot multiplied by 2, in a dressing gown. I didn't walk, I ran up the stairs as fast as I could, not looking back, hearing cries of 'come back' in the backgound.

[SUMO61]

A long time ago, I went to a basement flat in Gloucester Place in London. The phone card led me to believe I would be getting a Swiss Miss, but the door was opened by a young Mediterranean looking girl, with a plain Jane face, tshirt and jeans. I didn't fancy her one bit, so was reluctant to cross the threshhold. Then I heard a female voice saying come in. And I looked into the hall of the flat and saw a huge and I mean huge big fat black mama, Diane Abbot multiplied by 2, in a dressing gown. I didn't walk, I ran up the stairs as fast as I could, not looking back, hearing cries of 'come back' in the backgound.

Diane Abbot x 2 !!   crying laughing here...

[Falstaff]

Walked many times from Soho walkups if the girl was not really my type - that's the beauty of them because if you didn't like what you saw you could just say no thanks and head back down the stairs