Author Topic: Irene Thai So Sexy - Preston  (Read 789 times)


2 review(s) for Irene_Thai_Sosexy (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]

Offline Blackpool Rock

This girl has been on AW for about 11 months and nothing apart from 1 positive review about 3 weeks ago, I seem to recall her profile being in Preston before (it has) but I wasn't 100% sure about her however nothing else took my fancy and I wanted to punt another new girl so decided to give her a try
This was one of those punts where everything was just a neutral Meh and I do mean everything, not the cheapest either which could have dragged this down to a Negative  :thumbsdown:

Initial comms by text, she took 10 minutes to confirm she was working then another 10 minutes to respond that she was free at my requested time and provide a menu of prices and then another 15 minutes to ask me how long I wanted despite it being in my previous text  :dash:
She then tells me how much 30 minutes is despite it being in the menu of prices and another text to say cash before telling me the apartment block, it's not the usual usual on New whore lane but one of the usual ones in solicitor square so I need to get my skates on now as I normally park elsewhere and walk to the venue

I arrive and text to say let me know when you're ready, i'm 1 minute late and wait 5 minutes to get a text asking if i'm still coming and that she's ready so I then have to ask for her flat number which she sends before another saying wait a minute but i've not seen this and i'm at the door now and there's a new keypad which is a real PITA  :dash:
I punch in her flat number but there's no "Call" button and it cancels the attempt after about 10 seconds, at this point she calls me and starts to tell me what to do but i'm struggling to understand what code she's telling me to put in.
I'm sure she told me 3 or 4 different codes which were a combination of the outside door code; the new inside door code and her flat number, meanwhile i'm stood outside looking and feeling like a punter trying to tackle the new keypad while another guy is stood about 12 feet away from me with a phone in his hand, wonder what on earth he was doing there before we looked at each other and he decided to trot off  :rolleyes:  :D

Eventually i'm in the 1st door and the 2nd door which also has a keypad (different number apparently) was somehow not shut / locked so I was able to get straight through, stayed on the phone to her until I arrived at her flat and was let in.

She said it was new and different from last time she was there, she didn't think it's possible now to call the flat and get buzzed in which is a major ball ache, what made it worse was her on the phone trying to tell me the door code and mixing them up plus me struggling to understand whether she was saying a 4 or a 5 etc, she really should have text with instructions about the outer and inner door codes then given her apartment number.

I'm also thinking security wise now anyone whose been once and knows the door codes can get in any time they like without having to get buzzed in  :unknown:  :thumbsdown:

Anyway the door opens and i'm in, it's the girl in the pics but they're airbrushed (expected), my expectations weren't high to begin with and that's basically what I got, age wise you can add to the advertised 28 and i'd put her at mid 30's; facially reasonably pretty but not great; body wise all over bigger than I like in she's a bit taller than 5'4" IMO and i'd say a size 12, biggish natural tits  :thumbsdown: YMMV and rather than being like one of the recent "Hard body" Thai girl's i've punted everything was basically soft and a big saggy  :thumbsdown:
Think of this as being like thinking if she was my wife / GF then i'd be punting someone else  :rolleyes:
I'd say she's great for those who prefer a more milfy bigger girl with big natural tits, she does also have quite a lot of moles / skin blemishes all over her body which are airbrushed out, personality wise she did come across as a really nice genuine girl

Onto payment and she's not the cheapest by any stretch of the imagination, £80/hh basic but then as her text said it's an extra £10 for OWO and another £10 for FK, other select extras included finger £20 (giving) so not sure if that's actually on her or up your arse and CIM was £30 which is really steep  :thumbsdown:
I'm thinking that i'm here now and confirm that she does proper kissing with tongue, she says yes so I reluctantly stump up a very rich £100 which I consider to be top dollar for a girl whose frankly mediocre in terms of age / looks / body etc

I pay and pop for a quick piss while she stashes the money, back in the room I strip off and she comes in then strips off too to reveal a bit of excess around the middle, oh well let's just get on with it, thankfully the blue pill was working otherwise I may have had a performance issue

This is the point that we talked about the new door keypad etc before she offered me a massage and I agreed with oil, she rubbed only a small amount of oil on me despite me saying I liked a lot but she did keep reaching under a lot which was getting the old fella interested then after 5 or 10 minutes it's time to turn over
She proceeds to rub her body up and down me which was nice enough and starts tugging my cock then we kiss for a bit, there was a slight bit of tongue but not great and she did that sort of weird Asian kissing with more of a flicking tongue but keeping it quite far back in her mouth, kissed her a few times during the punt and it was always the same, OK'ish but not really worth an extra £10

Eventually she moves down and started OWO after wet wiping me, oral was OK but again nothing memorable and probably should have been included in the basic £80/hh fee

Condom produced so I tell her that I want to give her oral and get her at the edge of the bed, she is shaved and there were no nasty smells or tastes, no fingers allowed and she appeared to enjoy my efforts without showing too much joy
Eventually I decide that i've had enough and by now I just really want to duff my load and get out of there, on with the condom and a bit of lube then i'm away in mish after being asked if I want doggy.
I do manage to stay hard and then concentrate on just plodding away worried that i'm going to struggle though I don't actually have any issues but I am also closing my eyes and imaginging some of the FAF girls in the gym  :rolleyes:
She did keep reaching under while giving me oral and during sex and putting her finger near my arsehole which i don't like, perhaps I should have said something but all I could feel was a scratchy nail near my bumhole  :thumbsdown:

I actually fuck away for quite a while then after 5 or 6 minutes decide enough is enough and fill the bag, she grabs the condom and I pull out before she tells me to lie down and deals with the mess and wet wipes me like a baby  :D   

I'm ready to jump up and get dressed then head home as i'm starving hungry by now but she tells me to lie on my back and starts massaging my legs then stretching me and pushing her weight down on my legs, it fucking hurt and I told her it did but she kept doing it.
Now on the one hand that sort of after sales massage type service i've really enjoyed with other girls and i've also said it's the sort of nice touch that perhaps makes you book again but in this instance it was just a bit annoying as I wanted to get the fuck out by now

I guess YMMV and at least she wasn't clock watching, I was probably 15 minutes late getting into the room and stripped off due to all the faff with door codes etc and I left after about 35 minutes

I feel a bit tight as personality wise she was a really nice girl just not my type so as I say YMMV, she's in Preston for 1 week but i'll not be tempted back, This would have been a solid Neutral at £80 all in or even £70 and the fact I stumped up £100 very nearly dragged it down to a Negative as she's way over priced for what's on offer  :thumbsdown:

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Offline frankc

Sounds like a right shitshow that mate...been there a few times myself, hanging around the front door looking like an idiot ....sorry it didnt work out Pal but at least you've saved me a bit of money.. :thumbsup:...Thanks for the review

Offline Blackpool Rock

Sounds like a right shitshow that mate...been there a few times myself, hanging around the front door looking like an idiot ....sorry it didnt work out Pal but at least you've saved me a bit of money.. :thumbsup:...Thanks for the review
It wasn't a total shit show and i'm sure we've all had worse but as I said in the review everything was just Neutral but if you like a big titted Milf then some guys would probably love her to bits