Got a hankering for a real solid lap dance prior to a session. Not one of these half assed efforts that could best be described as per-functionary. I mean dressed like a lap dancer, moves like one, stops me touching like one, music, dim lights, perfume, all the moves and then eventually onto the good stuff. Really miss my time in the midlands when in I would spent a couple of hours in a strip club and then have a punt, or even better when the girl would step out with you. Remember being in one club in Scotland where after an hour in the private room she agreed to nosh me off in the bogs for a fee, and I do not think I have ever cum so hard and so much in all my life.
Course at my age that ain't happening, but any girls in the SW 50 miles from Bath / Bristol max that are current or recent ex lad dancers that you know of? Ideally a girl who looks like a lap dancer as opposed to a salad or coffin dodger. Other wise I'll have to find a seedy lad dance club to go to but that will rack up hundreds in extra expense. Not ever sure if there are any lap dance clubs these days anyway.
