Secrets Blackpool

[Sntyi348]

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Fee: £70 for 30 mins.

Location: Row of shops on a fairly busy road just outside centre of Blackpool. Not very discrete at all. Pretty obvious what kind of place this is from the outside too.

Date: April 2026

The Meet: So not been punting for a few years now so that’s the reason for not doing any reviews. Now this punt was definitely not something I’d planned doing. On a day out with the lads in Blackpool and ended up pretty wasted. Lads all went back to hotel so I ventured over to Secrets at about 11pm. Surprised they let me in to be honest as I was having trouble standing up straight lol. So I went in and my memory is a bit patchy, but paid receptionist I think £70 and was asked to wait a few mins. Not long after was told to head to the back room. In to the room and the girl there was better than I was expecting, but still no looker. Probably a 5 out of 10. About mid 30s, bit of a belly on her and Eastern European. Limited English, but I probably couldn’t put a sentence together at this point anyway. So started with a blowjob. She was sucking me for ages trying to get me hard, finally got hard, condom on and I pumped away in doggy for what felt like an eternity before finishing in condom. Bit of broken chit chat while I got dressed. She seemed friendly enough. Then off I went stumbling to my hotel. Didn’t catch the girls name, or if I was told, I don’t remember it.

Overall: Neutral might seem a little harsh on the girl, she did everything I asked and was friendly enough. Just not my type at all and the place is a bit run down. Would not be going back and this definitely wasn’t the punt to get me back on the game lol. Sorry for the lack of details lads, but I was a heavy drinking session😂😂

[scutty brown]

Alcohol can create moments of bravery....

As for letting you in there, you were just about standing on your own feet and had money - that's good enough for that place. Not having to pick you up and throw you out at the end of the session makes it an easy job for them. Wait and see what it's like after the bars chuck out around 3AM and all the stag parties are looking for drunken fun......

But actually if you thought that place was bad, FFS don't go across the road to Natalie's Sauna....that's a magnitude worse

[Bhamguy]

Nice review  m8 but lots of drink don't help lol still u had some fun m8

And scatty brown tell me more about Natalie  place over the road m8

[Bhamguy]

Scutty  brown

[TomTank]

I got chatting to a girl once in civvy world who openly admitted to working at Natalie's .... she seemed really nice, happy working there, and actually very critical of the other places especially Brooklyn's

[scutty brown]

Nice review  m8 but lots of drink don't help lol still u had some fun m8

And scatty brown tell me more about Natalie  place over the road m8

It's been a few years since I last ventured in but...
Fleas in the beds
Loose threadbare stair carpet waiting to trip you
Rotten upstairs floor joists
Bare cables on lights and sockets
Damp from the roof had shorted the electricity.
So no lighting no hot water and no heating as the owner refused to buy gas bottles until the girls upped their fuck rate and generated more cash
And 15 year old girls had a habit of turning up working there

[scutty brown]

I got chatting to a girl once in civvy world who openly admitted to working at Natalie's .... she seemed really nice, happy working there, and actually very critical of the other places especially Brooklyn's

Natalie girls tended to be one up status from streetwalkers but  at least had a degree of self control.

 Brooklyn's and Secrets girls were virtually all pimped Polish girls controlled / rented out by the day to the brothels by their "boyfriends". You could see them being delivered / collected each day by the pimp mobiles. The money was paid direct from parlour to pimp. The girls got paid fuck all

[Bhamguy]

Thanks  scutty brown  for the information  m8