External Link/Members Only£120 + £20 for OWO & FK
Absolutely terrible punt, possibly the worst I've ever had.
Started with the bathroom being soaking wet. I now imagine because the previous punter was pissed about the service and decided to spray water everywhere, and Lisa couldn't be arsed to clean it.
Back in the room, I was trying to work out if there was any way she could be the girl from the photos, and I'm pretty certain there's no chance. She's a good 10kg heavier, with an abdomen tattoo, and enormous lips, versus the girl in the photo who is stunning. I just couldn't find any resemblance at all, so if it is her, the photos are so old that they're useless, and don't expect to get that.
I asked if she enjoyed kissing and she said yes so that I'd pay the extra. I've been with over 100 Thai girls, and she's the absolute worst kisser I've ever come across. Sticks her tongue straight out rock hard and just leaves it there.
Service level non existent. Zero effort throughout the punt, she just couldn't be bothered at all. Yes she let me fuck her but that was the sum total of her involvement.
She tried to dodge round 2 entirely, and when I insisted she tried to get away with a hand job. I wasn't having it so she relented, but she was totally disinterested.
£140 to fuck a grumpy, disinterested dead fish.
Awful, start to finish.
