Lara Brazilian TS - Basingstoke

[mh]

Only 4 months since my last punt with Lara. The repeat visit was because the last one was very good, but this one was a vast disappointment.

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Yet again not finding a girl locally that I was willing to shell out for I switched to TS providers and just one appeared locally, that I had seen before recently but had a good time so why not?

Checked price on WhatsApp (£100 for 30 minutes, a lot less than listed) and availability earlier in the day and booked for a particular time. But as I found out last visit, Lara doesn't treat bookings particularly seriously.

So I messaged before setting out and got the usual "oh not quite ready, how about in half an hour etc". In the end the meeting time was an hour after I had pre-booked for earlier in the day so lucky I was flexible and expecting the delay this time.

Working from a different place this time. Hard to find, bad directions but got in OK in the end. Flat was spacious enough and modern inside.

Got straight down to business. First 5 minutes were great, lots of sensual arousal and onto the bed for some cock sucking on her. But then Lara got very specific very quickly. Wanted to know whether I was going to fuck her or her fuck me. Last time it had just been oral so I opted this time for her fucking me. I wanted a bit more oral first to get in the mood. But she was clearly keen to get on and pulled away to assume the position.

But she wasn't nearly hard enough. Not even close. She thrusted a lot but just wasn't in and didn't get any harder. A waste of time. She encouraged me to wank myself while she thrusted and that's all I could do. I asked to resume sucking in case she could get harder but she didn't. I came after a while, no thanks to her. So disappointing when she got hard the last visit. Boobs stayed in the bra again but felt nice. Oral was covered.

Negatives: stupidly high listed pricing, doesn't observe booking times at all, bad directions given, no 69 again, cock just not hard enough.

Positives: She's good looking and has a nice sized cock but that was quite irrelevant on this occasion.

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[Excalibur]

Thanks mh.  I was going to see her in Brighton last week or so but decided against it - I think it was because she looked too chunky for me.  Potentially dodged a bullet - a tranny without getting a boner is pointless for me. 

[mh]

Thanks mh.  I was going to see her in Brighton last week or so but decided against it - I think it was because she looked too chunky for me.  Potentially dodged a bullet - a tranny without getting a boner is pointless for me.

Not too chunky but not slim and svelte either. So, so annoying since she got hard last time.

[laraalencaruk]

Do you know why I didn't get aroused? His penis smelled bad, that's why I got a soft erection. I've been working in the UK for 3 years, I have over 17 positive reviews on Adultwork, but a lack of hygiene doesn't turn me on anymore.

[mh]

Do you know why I didn't get aroused? His penis smelled bad, that's why I got a soft erection. I've been working in the UK for 3 years, I have over 17 positive reviews on Adultwork, but a lack of hygiene doesn't turn me on anymore.

Ha ha ha! Ludicrous baloney of course. And positive reviews on AW are of course the gold standard... 

[Snagbadjer]

So your smelly nob still gave her a semi.

[mh]

So your smelly nob still gave her a semi.

Except there was never any 'smelly nob' and she didn't even get a semi. This was just Lara's made up reason for not getting hard during a punt when she has offered to top but failed to manage it. But as I said on the other thread, punters can choose to believe a fellow punter who has reviewed extensively and honestly, both positively and negatively, or Lara who has slated all punters as demanding for just wanting the time and services they paid for at some point close to the schedule agreed.

[Snagbadjer]

Except there was never any 'smelly nob' and she didn't even get a semi. This was just Lara's made up reason for not getting hard during a punt when she has offered to top but failed to manage it. But as I said on the other thread, punters can choose to believe a fellow punter who has reviewed extensively and honestly, both positively and negatively, or Lara who has slated all punters as demanding for just wanting the time and services they paid for at some point close to the schedule agreed.

I know mate. Just messing. Sounds like you got terrible service.

[mh]

I know mate. Just messing. Sounds like you got terrible service.

Thought for a minute there you had fallen for her rubbish...!

[laraalencaruk]

Anyone who knows me knows that your useless comment isn't going to change my life! I want to stay away from people like you!

[mh]

Anyone who knows me knows that your useless comment isn't going to change my life! I want to stay away from people like you!

Not busy today, Lara?

[laraalencaruk]

I always check the group to see if you're talking about me! You're the one with too much free time, you have nothing better to do than talk about me here! But for me, this matter is closed, and I hope I never see you again, forget I exist.

[Snagbadjer]

I always check the group to see if you're talking about me! You're the one with too much free time, you have nothing better to do than talk about me here! But for me, this matter is closed, and I hope I never see you again, forget I exist.

Let it go, Lara. If you have all these rich regulars, why do you care about this guy's honest opinion?

[laraalencaruk]

Let it go, Lara. If you have all these rich regulars, why do you care about this guy's honest opinion?

This topic has gone beyond being positive and has become personal. If he didn't like me, that's his right, but prolonging the discussion with pathetic arguments is against the group rules. It's clear that it's no longer about the service and has become a personal attack to harm me for some reason; he's probably upset because I took 10 minutes to open the door. He's not being honest, and I hate people who lie. I hope the moderator sees this and takes some action, because this topic is already pathetic!

[Iloveoral]

Owo isn’t listed on AW and the review states oral was covered?

That’s my take on it.

[Snagbadjer]

This topic has gone beyond being positive and has become personal. If he didn't like me, that's his right, but prolonging the discussion with pathetic arguments is against the group rules. It's clear that it's no longer about the service and has become a personal attack to harm me for some reason; he's probably upset because I took 10 minutes to open the door. He's not being honest, and I hate people who lie. I hope the moderator sees this and takes some action, because this topic is already pathetic!

He wasn't being personal; he was dissatisfied with the service. You took that personally. Could the truth have hit a nerve?

[laraalencaruk]

He wasn't being personal; he was dissatisfied with the service. You took that personally. Could the truth have hit a nerve?

Ironically, he praised me in the previous thread, which is very contradictory, me being a wonderful person one day and a bad person the next. Actually, he didn't come with a clean penis, and he didn't want to suck it. I don't like unhygienic people. I'm not obligated to put my mouth on a dirty penis.

[laraalencaruk]

In short, I'm not going to talk about it anymore, and it's up to you to believe me or him, who is recounting what happened in the wrong way.

[mh]

He wasn't being personal; he was dissatisfied with the service. You took that personally.

Well that's the facts of the matter. It was poor service, end of story.

Ironically, he praised me in the previous thread, which is very contradictory, me being a wonderful person one day and a bad person the next.

Yes because I had different service on two separate occasions, though look at the positive and you'll see even then I said I had a poor experience with arrangements. But I did not let that put me off giving a positive review for an enjoyable encounter in the end. But on the second occasion the faffing about with start time, delayed by almost an hour this time was not followed up with good service. It was bad so I left a negative review.

Rather than accept it you make up a story that members on here can see for what it is.

[laraalencaruk]

Honey, you weren't the only man I went out with in 3 years living in the UK. I guarantee that if others who went out with me from this group comment, they'll see how unfortunate your words were. I already explained that I wasn't aroused because your penis had an unpleasant smell, so it was a bad date. Isn't this a forum to report the truth? Then also explain the reason for your lack of hygiene! Hypocrisy on your part, only saying what suits you!

[mh]

Honey, you weren't the only man I went out with in 3 years living in the UK. I guarantee that if others who went out with me from this group comment, they'll see how unfortunate your words were. I already explained that I wasn't aroused because your penis had an unpleasant smell, so it was a bad date. Isn't this a forum to report the truth? Then also explain the reason for your lack of hygiene! Hypocrisy on your part, only saying what suits you!

'Honey', we don't do "dates". We pay for a service. And I am happy to report that as a scrupulously clean metrosexual I have no concerns about my future 'dates', or punts.

In short, I'm not going to talk about it anymore

Still not busy, Lara?

[Snagbadjer]

Ironically, he praised me in the previous thread, which is very contradictory, me being a wonderful person one day and a bad person the next. Actually, he didn't come with a clean penis, and he didn't want to suck it. I don't like unhygienic people. I'm not obligated to put my mouth on a dirty penis.

Neah, you don't get it. A person can give a mix of positive and negative feedback - actually makes their account more believable. You, on the other hand, have resorted to personal abuse. Have a better day

[laraalencaruk]

Neah, you don't get it. A person can give a mix of positive and negative feedback - actually makes their account more believable. You, on the other hand, have resorted to personal abuse. Have a better day

How much are you getting paid to be another liar's lawyer? Exactly, I have nothing against him, but his penis smelled bad that day! I'm telling the truth, since he loves to tell the truth, then he needs to hear the truth and accept it. You guys are super unethical, and this has gone from being something cool and positive to personal attacks. My conscience is clear, and my clients who like me will continue to date me because they know I'm a beautiful trans woman, physically and personally, not to mention trustworthy and discreet, and that's what they're looking for. If anyone has the opportunity to meet me, I insist that they comment here, but please tell the truth, that's what I value and cherish.

[mh]

...I have nothing against him, but his penis smelled bad that day! I'm telling the truth, since he loves to tell the truth, then he needs to hear the truth and accept it. You guys are super unethical, and this has gone from being something cool and positive to personal attacks. My conscience is clear, and my clients who like me will continue to date me because they know I'm a beautiful trans woman, physically and personally, not to mention trustworthy and discreet, and that's what they're looking for. If anyone has the opportunity to meet me, I insist that they comment here, but please tell the truth, that's what I value and cherish.

And that's exactly what I did but then you attacked me for it with made up nonsense to excuse your lack of service on that occasion. Funny how there was no mention of any hygiene issue while I was there, well that's because there wasn't one and never will be with me. Now please just live with the bad review and get on with your oh so busy day.

[daviemac]

How much are you getting paid to be another liar's lawyer? Exactly, I have nothing against him, but his penis smelled bad that day! I'm telling the truth, since he loves to tell the truth, then he needs to hear the truth and accept it. You guys are super unethical, and this has gone from being something cool and positive to personal attacks. My conscience is clear, and my clients who like me will continue to date me because they know I'm a beautiful trans woman, physically and personally, not to mention trustworthy and discreet, and that's what they're looking for. If anyone has the opportunity to meet me, I insist that they comment here, but please tell the truth, that's what I value and cherish.

Last warning, if you want to remain a member it's time to leave this.

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