External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyKnowing Rose only worked at the weekends on the Saturday I asked by text for a morning appointment on a Sunday and asked them to suggest a good time. They suggested 10:30 which is their opening time.
I arrived at 10:27 and parked on the road outside. Sent a text saying I was there and got a reply that she was running late. Went for a coffee next door and got a text at 10:39 that Rose was available.
Rose is a very slim lady (Japanese? I can't tell). Dressed in black leggings and top. Her English was heavily accented but intelligible. I didn't find her rather spotty face attractive but her slim body was very much to my taste. We agreed 45 for a 1 hour massage and I asked for a price for body to body. I was told that B2B was not available, only a hand job for 20 which I accepted.
Face down on the massage table I was covered with a sheet and an unusual (to me) massage commenced. She just pressed her hand and forearms down on parts of my body and did some finger and foot pulling. No swipes or teasing and no real stroking of any type. I found this boring and certainly not arousing.
After some time, not sure how long but it seemed an age, I was asked to turn over. Rose poured a load of oil on my tackle and stood by the bed manipulating things. She had her eyes closed in concentration and breathing heavily in syncopation. I found it difficult not to laugh aloud as it was not in the least erotic and it had no effect on my genitals at all. I let her try for a decent while but nothing happened and I eventually asked her to finish. I was cleaned up with hot towels and made my way out.
Not necessarily relevant to this review but as soon as I was outside I arranged another massage within walking distance and got the satisfactory massage and release I had been looking for. So not becoming aroused was not a physical problem of mine.
Disappointing. I won't go back.
