External Link/Members OnlyAwful punt. Will give me PTSD for years to come I suspect. I left after 3 minutes. Didn’t even ask for a refund I was so desperate to leave.
The PuntI had a Plan A that bailed on me last minute. My plans B, C and D weren’t responding so I opted for a new profile of someone in London Bridge called British Tiffany. Pictures seemed ok. Price seemed suspiciously low at £120 full hour full service. It’s rare to find British girls in the city offering at low prices so I thought I’d check her out.
The GirlNot British. Not even half Thai as she claims in the ad. Pure 💯 Indian complete with accent. Medium height wearing the ugliest Shein dress and boots. The dress was so tight you could see a massive gut. Not convincing in the slightest. Caked on white make up and stinking of BO. Thick Indian accent.
In my messages she said she’d wear high heels. When I got there without looking at her face (and so not realising how rough she looked) I opined that she was wearing boots and not heels. Big mistake for such an irrelevant observation. She proceeds to take the boots off and you’re greeted with the cheesiest smelling feet (no socks) which are hairy to boot and some seriously hairy legs. I immediately thought I can’t do this and just left. She kept saying baby please stay but I’d seen enough. Didn’t even ask for a refund I was so desperate to leave.
