The post punt ritual

[Fookmefooku]

To me, the post punt is just as enjoyable, if not more enjoyable than the punt itself at times.

The body feels all relaxed. Any tension is released. A slow fag while walking away enjoying the outdoors, a pork pie or similar pastry filled with meat. If I'm driving I'll take the back roads to wherever I need to be afterwards, take in the scenery and open the old girl up, if not a pint or two before the next train/bus. And then there's the post punt wank. I know it seems counter productive, seeing as I've just paid for someone else to empty me, but that one wank, a few hours after.. it's a magical thing

So, what's everyone else's post punt ritual?

[Monaco]

Hot tub and beer.whiskey if it's a late one.

[RobT22]

The best night's sleep of the week

[Stevelondon]

Post punt ………. Obviously different if I’ve had to drive somewhere to see someone.
But the usual public transport post punt experience is always a drink somewhere. Maybe something to eat.

Yea I’ve always enjoyed the afterwards contented feeling………… as long as it all gone according to plan that is 

[Munter84]

If I'm not in a hurry, then there's very few things better in life than a good punt followed by a beer and a pack of crisps while half-reading, half-daydreaming into a paperback book in the local pub.

[Spacecowb0y]

Always a post punt pint at a pub some miles away from the punt location. Relaxed, smiling to myself and savouring life for an hour.

[simon07]

How relaxed? I could easily have a nap. Is that the same for young ones as well as us oldies?

[The Outsider]

I ritually dash home and have a shower before my partner gets in. 

[Demon8]

Living in the middle of nowhere it's usually been about an hours drive home.

As ive picked up a better salary in life ive valued my time a lot more now, and dont see myself going out of mt way to see any local girls for much longer. I will stick to outcalls or incalls where i am doing other things alongside the punting (conference, museum, cosmetic procedures, etc etc

All of that said, I do think im a little indifferent compared to you fellas, I just go about my day as normal! The meet is almost always the highlight of the week, sometimes month!

[Stevelondon]

Living in the middle of nowhere it's usually been about an hours drive home.

As ive picked up a better salary in life ive valued my time a lot more now, and dont see myself going out of mt way to see any local girls for much longer. I will stick to outcalls or incalls where i am doing other things alongside the punting (conference, museum, cosmetic procedures, etc etc

All of that said, I do think im a little indifferent compared to you fellas, I just go about my day as normal! The meet is almost always the highlight of the week, sometimes month!

Get over yourself fella 

Although I have to say. After I’ve just had a two hour session with Mistress Eloise and mistress Sheba in West Ken. There’s nowt I like better than heading off to the National History Museum or getting a haircut. 😂

Only occasionally mind you. 🤷🏼

[shagmore]

I ritually dash home and have a shower before my partner gets in.

Yep, dash home but not the shower when meeting the other half.
Rarely ave sexy so there is very little risk of her cottoning on. If se does would just say I had a wank before coming over.

Also like to thank the wg, especially if its a regular

[alabama1]

My ritual is, I don't have a ritual.I just slot the punt into the daily routine.

[Demon8]

Get over yourself fella 

Although I have to say. After I’ve just had a two hour session with Mistress Eloise and mistress Sheba in West Ken. There’s nowt I like better than heading off to the National History Museum or getting a haircut. 😂

Only occasionally mind you. 🤷🏼

Getting a haircut is a unique one. Ill admit if I lived somewhere more active and not some arsed end coastal town I would love to go to places like the NHM and stare at rocks (genuinely - it would appease the autism). It's just that currently an hours punt is typically a 3h minimum commitment, so rarely worthwhile.

[daviemac]

The best night's sleep of the week

Just a reminder of the rules mate.

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[Thephoenix]

Life support.

[Hairyasian91]

I normally punt before a night out and has become abit of a ritual. Friday or Saturday night once or twice a month.

Empty my load and then a some drinks with my mates. Nightclub and casino.

[alabama1]

I normally punt before a night out and has become abit of a ritual. Friday or Saturday night once or twice a month.

Empty my load and then a some drinks with my mates. Nightclub and casino.

I have done this, before drinks, absolutely no chance after 

[Chazz]

I like to round the evening off with a ride in an ambulance and a quick go on the defib.

[ddddrrrrrr]

I normally go for a pint in the nearest pub while I write down some notes for my UKP review.

[Karl]

I always crave junk food after a good punt. Brain wants another endorphin rush I suppose!

[Mr Sinister]

I always crave junk food after a good punt. Brain wants another endorphin rush I suppose!

In my early years of punting career I used to do this, go for afternoon punt then post punt stop off at a kebab, chicken shop, Thai place or whatever. Yeah it's a good way to cool down and collect thoughts on the punt, these days I eat a lot healthier and will most likely just go for a coffee if it's an early punt otherwise straight home to chill.

[RedKettle]

Well today I had a great punt late morning and was driving to enjoy a post punt unhealthy lunch when my OH messaged and I had to meet her and have a salad.  Not a post punt ritual I recommend, especially as I had not had chance for the post punt clean up and change of clothes so was stressed.

Think I may have to have another later this week to make up…..

[pythondan]

I like to punt in the morning and often feel very relaxed and sleepy after a good punt so a strong black coffee and maybe a bacon roll in a quiet cafe whilst reading a book is perfect.

[Jonestown]

I used to go for a drink and pick up a couple of samosas from the Indian shop, now I just have a coffee and ponder the next punt.

[snaitram99]

I like to punt in the morning and often feel very relaxed and sleepy after a good punt so a strong black coffee and maybe a bacon roll in a quiet cafe whilst reading a book is perfect.

If I have time afterwards I like to go to the nice cafe that is almost opposite the oriental therapy massage shop I use. If they've noticed me coming out of the establishment, they haven't said anything.

[Grandslam]

I prefer the pre-punt ritual. Arrive an hour or so early, grab a pint and maybe a bite and enjoy the anticipation.

Post-punt - jaunty stroll to the tube, get home, feet up with a whisky and watch a movie. I'm a simple man.

[LanceVance]

My thing is to get a bite to eat afterwards (I am too excited to eat much beforehand) and casually browse on my phone while having my late lunch. When I get home, I usually end up having a post-punt wank while the memory is fresh.

[markmamailrk20]

Learned from German FKK clubs - got to be sauna/steam!

[maybe]

After discharging, i feel drained of energy ... so food then bed is all i need.

[WelshClipper]

Post Punt Pint is irresistible for me.

But mostly it’s the afterglow of being back in the game. Sometimes there’s a long gap between punts and you wonder if if you’ve got what it takes.

Yes, reaffirmation is an important part of the post punt scenario.

 

[dross]

after a massage I often go for a KFC, covers the smell of everything and is also finger licking good! 

[Charliehutton]

Post Punt Pint is irresistible for me.

But mostly it’s the afterglow of being back in the game. Sometimes there’s a long gap between punts and you wonder if if you’ve got what it takes.

Yes, reaffirmation is an important part of the post punt scenario.

 

I'm with you on that, WC. I'm sure we all try to not let it influence our reviews, but our own performance is a huge part of how much we enjoy a punt, especially us old 'uns who can't function without a cock-pill. That Post Punt Pint tastes even better when you're thinking 'my word, I fucked her hard!'

[MaxVerstappen]

I'm with you on that, WC. I'm sure we all try to not let it influence our reviews, but our own performance is a huge part of how much we enjoy a punt, especially us old 'uns who can't function without a cock-pill. That Post Punt Pint tastes even better when you're thinking 'my word, I fucked her hard!'

 

CH, you dirty old dog 

[WelshClipper]

I'm with you on that, WC. I'm sure we all try to not let it influence our reviews, but our own performance is a huge part of how much we enjoy a punt, especially us old 'uns who can't function without a cock-pill. That Post Punt Pint tastes even better when you're thinking 'my word, I fucked her hard!'

I honestly could not express my answer any better than this 

[MarkTheShark]

For me
A turkish Donnar kebab does it

[Alexmck]

For me
A turkish Donnar kebab does it

I would go shish but get what you're saying