Ethnicity / Nationality of masseuse

[ringer]

Hope this is allowed and does not offend anyone - would hate for anyone to think I am racist.

Specifically for massages - do you find different ethnicities require a different approach to get the best out of a visit, or that you can expect different types of interaction from certain nationalities? Thai vs Chinese vs European vs and other nationality? Interested to hear from those more experienced than me on what to look for, and tips on the best approach.

[Cambridgy]

Nope - just being polite and not an arrogant twerp is universally acceptable

[RandomGuy99]

Being polite and respectful of their boundaries and work processes usually works best regardless of ethnicity.

[Pillowtalk]

Nope - just being polite and not an arrogant twerp is universally acceptable

+1

[Stevelondon]

A different approach to get the best out of a visit !!!


No such thing as approaching a Thai girl any differently from how you would approach a Hungarian, Polish, Caribbean lass.

I’ve always just found walking in, throwing a wad of cash their way and telling them to get their knickers off works well.

I’m kidding, I’m kidding.   Never ever throw the money at them. 🤷🏼

 

[Bonker]

Never approach a Thai girl from the south west.

[Chazz]

Never approach a Thai girl from the south west.

Good point Bonker! I did that once and it was the worst mistake that I've ever made. I now make doubly sure that I approach them from a Northerly direction. I think this might apply to girls from Laos too!

[Bonker]

Well done mate.
I always liked you better than Dave.

[Stevelondon]

Well done mate.
I always liked you better than Dave.

Who’s Dave ?

[Chazz]

Who’s Dave ?

I fink Bonker's referring to my cockney songwriting partner. You might remember our hits such as "Snooker Loopy Nuts are We", "Rabbit", and the perennial "Dahn to Margit". All those royalties 'av bought me a ton of brasses me old china, make no mistake guvnor.

[Fuzzyduck]

I fink Bonker's referring to my cockney songwriting partner. You might remember our hits such as "Snooker Loopy Nuts are We", "Rabbit", and the perennial "Dahn to Margit". All those royalties 'av bought me a ton of brasses me old china, make no mistake guvnor.

Didn't you die? 
Or was that a tax swerve? Nice one, geezer! 

[Chazz]

Didn't you die? 
Or was that a tax swerve? Nice one, geezer! 

Reports of my demise have been greatly over-exaggerated.

 

[Fuzzyduck]

Reports of my demise have been greatly over-exaggerated.

 

Gertcha!