External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyWas near Horsham for a couple of days so thought I'd try a local SP. No reviews that I could find on UKP, Horsham area seems to be a bit of a desert regarding SPs so not much choice which quite surprised me. The one Ad that I found and that stuck out for me was the one in the link above - obviously in a private house, and although the Ad says no sexual services, I was hopeful that might just be a bluff to sound respectable. Also found a brief mention of Yangyang from 2016, and as my preference if for an older masseuse, i was hopeful that I would enjoy this.
Phoned just after 10am and asked for an 11am massage. Call was answered reasonably quickly and appointment agreed. I got given the postcode and told to call when there to get the house number. When I got there the phone was answered again quite quickly and I was given the house number. There is a row of fairly modern terraced three story houses - this was at the far end. Parking on the road nearby was fairly easy. Door was answered without having to wait too long and masseuse's head appeared - not the usual hiding behind the door. Masseuese was younger then I expected - ok to look at, not a stunner but a bit better than 'plain'. Resonably short - 5ft 2" maybe and fairly slim - slight curve of a lady tum but certainly not fat. Massage room is on the top floor - nice size room with a quite wide massage table - proper one with hole for your face. A bit brighter than what I'm used to but still a good atmosphere.
Charge was £45 for an hour, which is very reasonable. Ad said 'no sexual services' so I didn't push it and she didn't ask if I wanted any extras. I paid upfront and undressed - she stayed in the room whilst I did. I asked if underwear off as well and she said yes. Checked she was using oil and she confirmed. She warmed her hands up over a heater, which was good. I was thinking if this is legit then at least I've only forked out £45 for an hour's massage.
The massage itself was very reasonable. She has lovely soft hands and a soft but efficient touch. She does seem to know what she is doing working on knots and muscle groups. When she stood at the end of the table I asked if I could touch her legs - she agreed, which was a good sign. Quite a few long sweeps - and quite a few over my buttocks as well which was nice. As she got down to my buttocks I worked my hands up to hers - not a grope but just holding my hands there, hopeful she would get the message that I want more, and she didn't complain. I do like touching the masseuse but always feel a bit awkward about being taken for a groper. When she moved on to my legs, there were quite a few strokes gradually going up the inside of my thighs, but she didnt touch the jewels apart from one very brief momentary touch which seemed like an accident. I did adjust myself two or three times hoping again that she would get the message.
After she had done my whole body a couple of times - which was all very good with long strokes with her lovely soft hands, she then ran her finger tips over my back with an extremely light touch. I knew/hoped this meant something nicer was about to happen :-) and it did. She started caressing my balls and shaft with a very soft touch. I lifted my hips for easier access and she went further underneath. This went on for a minute or two. She then asked if I wanted body to body. I have not had one of those before, and was quite surprised when she offered. I wanted it but did not have enough cash - told her I had £30 left and showed her my wallet so she understood. She said no B2B because that is £40 but she would do a topless hand job. I gave her the £30 and she put a pillow on the table for my head and took her top and bra off. Nice breasts, a decent size and lovely big organ stop nipples. Now I have ED - sometimes it works but mostly not - but she managed to get me up enough and I had a good feel of her breasts and nipples. I did ask if she might remove her bottoms but she declined. It wasnt long before I popped, then she cleaned me up and put her bra and top back on. So it only took about three or four minutes for her to earn her £30 tip, but I was satisfied, and its only money isnt it? Clock showed another 20 mins to go so I asked if I'd get any more. She then massaged the front of my body - didnt touch my cock again but did a nice sensual massage from toes to head. Finished about 5 mins short of the hour, but I was satisfied having had a very good massage, and a topless hand job.
Whilst getting dressed I asked if she was Yangyang - she said no, she is Mea. She didnt seem to know who (name on the advert) Yangyang is. I showed her the Gumtree ad but she seemed nonplussed that it said Yangyang. I'm sure I've seen another Ad with the name Mea but not sure where - possibly somewhere around here - though there aren't that many. I estimated she was about 26 yrs old but when I asked she said she is 29. I had the feeling all along that if her English was better she might have conversed a bit more, but as it was the conversation was a little stilted and I didn't push it. She was very pleasant throughout and I did feel pampered and cared for. I suggested that if she occasionally touched the jewels when doing inside the thighs her clients would definitely appreciate it. I've not had one of those yet, but then I'm quite new to this game. She said she hoped to see me again and took me downstairs to put my shoes on and leave. I always do a hands together thank you as I leave, which I think shows respect.
Overall - positive
price is quite reasonable
massage was good
HE was eventually offered
Topless ditto - and nice breasts and nipples
Negatives
Conversation stilted
Unclear until over half way that anything else was on offer.
didnt take long to earn her tip.
