External Link/Members OnlyWhen: March 26
Where: Earls Court. Basement serviced apartment. One big room with bed and a kitchenette in, plus ensuite. Probably the smallest bathroom Ive ever been in. Shower was good.
Biggest problem was the lighting. Izzy had all the lights out in the main room and 2 tiny tealights above the headboard. It was effectively pitch black! She realized and opened the bathroom door which allowed some light out but the rest of the room was darkness. It was like this when I arrived, so I don’t think it was personal. Not expecting her to bring her own lighting setup. But there must have been a better way to get the mood right! I couldn’t even tell you if there was a window or skylight in the apartment!
The Price: £300 for 60mins. Now £350. No problems there. Confirmed on the day and was text her apartment details within 2 mins. Maxes text me about 10mins before with the door code.
The Lady. Dressed in a black nighty and a black revealing bra. knickers and tights. Profile says late 20s and 5’5. She had 3” heels on which boosted her height. I’d say the age is more or less correct. All over tan. Size 6-8 sounds right. And 34dd bolts ons that were soft to the touch. Long black hair, shes possibly had some minor aescetics in the past but nothing that makes you think trout pout! The pics are a good representation. Hails from the Midlands, no Brummie accent. The video on her profile with Blue Monday playing is the best likeness I think. She’s to my eyes a solid 9/10. Shes VERY my type.
The meeting. Let myself in, and made my way to the door. Pleased with what I saw in the gloom. I quickly gave her the envelope and went in for a kiss. LFK, no tongues. “Do you want a shower?” Now obviously I shower and prepare like a grown up before I go, but I agree. No offer to take my jacket. (I find a hook) And theres no chair anywhere to be seen. So all my clothes get dumped on the floor just outside the bathroom. No mutal undressing here! Whilst she goes off into the gloom to check the money.
Come back with the towel, No offer of a drink or anything. No offer of any outfits. Bit of lfk and asks what I want. I say a GFE. She suggests a massage. So I’m told to remove my towel and I get on the bed face down and she does a bit with the baby oil. It’s starting to feel a bit “routiney”, borderline impersonal
Works away and a bit of chit chat. I asked her if new to this? She has worked apparently at Lady Marmalade Parties and also House of Divine in the past. Talks about AW, though doesn’t mention if shes on there. (Ive had a quick look but can’t see anything)
Then says to turn over. She whips off the bra (I don’t get a chance to assist her!) 30seconds of HJ and into the OWO. If there was any eye contact, I can’t remember it. No attention to the balls or shaft. Just straight on with the mouth and sucking away with some tongue in there. Shes not bad. I do quickly start to get hard. 2 mins tops and shes asking “if I want a lick” I try not to sigh, and she removes her knickers and moves around and gets on her back. (Again, would be nice to actually do some of this myself!) She doesn’t actually remove her tights or heels throughout the entire meet! Work my way down. Shes shaven, tastes clean, no smells. No fingers allowed. I go through the motions. And she pretends to get aroused. Bit more foreplay from me whilst she lays there. During the whole booking, she didn’t ever pull me in closer, kiss me anywhere other than the mouth, or make any indication/pretend to want me. Not even a fake compliment. I was wearing a decent parfum that tends to get compliments, but nothing.
Some more brief OWO and says “do you want a condom?”
On it goes and we decide on missionary first. (I find her incredibly attractive, so I reckon that will get me over the edge!) I didn’t see her apply any lube to be fair.
Get a bit of rhythm going in mish and pretty soon its all over into the bag. (lets say around 20mins into the booking start) Shes careful about my extracting myself, and I back out slowly avoiding any problems. Clean up time. And we lay next to each other and have a chat.
After a bit, she suggests another massage. I’m not really interested, but evidently this is her process. So back on my front and again with the baby oil. And more chat. She mentions duos. "Have I ever had one?" Feels a bit touty honestly. She does briefly run her hand between my legs, touching my balls so I’m thinking. Cool. Round 2 upcoming.
Only it doesn’t. She continues her massage. Theres no attempt to initiate a Round 2 at all. And right when I’m thinking, how do I broach this, I’m asked “do you want another shower before you go?”
“What IS the time?” I ask,
Thinking, “Fuck! Did I chat too long?!?”
“Oh, it’s about 45mins in” comes the nonchalant reply!
I know the game here. If I suggest a Round 2, I’m going to get the list of excuses. And why bother? Theres no point!
Back into the shower again, and then the ridiculous spectacle of a man picking his clothes up from the floor and puting them on whilst the lady (now back in her start outfit) stands there watching in virtual silence.
Quick peck as I leave and she asks me to write a review. As I said on another thread she clearly thought she’d done a good enough job to get a review. She said she’d love to see me again
But she wont.
Its bloody frustrating. Shes really beautiful to me. But lack of an attempt of Round 2 is ridiculous at £300. No offer of a drink is a thing. The lighting being so ridiculously dark is also a thing. Lack of eye contact is another. Maybe she was tired, had just seen a shitty client previously, or maybe she just didn’t like me from the moment she saw me. Who knows.
All I know is this was pretty much a parlour experience in a better surrounding, with a hotter British girl. Getting a bare minimum service.
I contemplated hard what rating to give. Its not a full negative. Shes definetly not a P&D.
But a positive? Not really. A positive to me is a lady I would see again
Saying that, she looked like her pics, she was clean and professional. I came away having emptied my balls with a very attractive lady.
I think it’s a neutral overall. But as ever, YMMV
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